So when's the premiere?

So when's the premiere?
Will there be a sticky on Sup Forums?

This is gonna be so bad.

THIS EPISODE JOHNNY GETS OUT-MANNED BY A PHYSICALLY SUPERIOR BLACK MAN

Why? The original was already pretty feminist.

Leslie Jones has already guest starred.

>heyyyaa you look like a mama
>but you a papa

>i'm non binary Johnny

>well i-ah wannah hold ya anyway mama

It's not real.

A talentless cashrab reboot that will be shat out by absolute amateurs for nostalgia's sake does not a good series make.

>retooled for modern audiences
This is going to be awful.

Johnny was alpha as fuck; he was extremely confident, handsome to a fault and had a body that looked like it was carved from marble. He was the ultimate Chad and yet did he ever get any action with any of the ladies? No.

What did Cartoon Network mean by this?

Thank god. I've been dreading a JB reboot since Cartoon channels are apparently going the route of the big movie studios i.e. endless terrible reboots

I mean that deer was pretty into him.

That it’s whats on the inside that counts.
You can look like Adonis and still be, say, a goddamn serial killer. Looks aren’t everything, eh, BUNDY?

well done

Narcissim and selfishness are unattractive traits, obviously the show was exaggerated because it was a cartoon, but there's a kernel of truth there.

that actually sounds really funny

it was made by an asian manlet

He skipped leg day

i'm pretty sure it was justified with the fact that he was short

post yfw you never skip leg day

actually nevermind he actually isn't short apparently, his comical proportions just tricked me

The episode with Scooby Doo was great.

He didn't want it to be easy going after roasties all day.
Johnny has classy taste.

>ywnesds

he's 5'9