Flex Tape! IS THERE ANYTHING IT CAN’T DO!?

Flex Tape! IS THERE ANYTHING IT CAN’T DO!?

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I stick around to watch these ads every time because I'm honestly always impressed by their performance

Have you sawed your boat in half yet?

fuck off jontron

one of the local stations where I live did to test out the tape for a sepment. it still leaked pretty badly but stayed afloat for a bit.

This episode was bad, Jon. You just repeated what the ad said over and over.

Advertisement kino:
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Appliance what?

there are still local tv stations?

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>sticks his fingers into bleach and rubs it on his face
absolute mad man

>tfw you actually own the nicer dicer and it works fine.

He's a god of central Florida

This, was one of his worst

Atleast its good to know he's still alive.

and unfunny

Since Billy Mays died we've had a few high charisma pitch men crop up on tv but none of them can replace him. To be honest every time I see a commercial like this it just reminds me that he's dead, and that's pretty sad. Imagine what kind of commerical kino Billy would have given us in the last 8 years.

>tfw he signed a contract to do ads for Taco Bell shortly before his death but hadn't gotten around to filming them yet

Can you fucking imagine? Seriously.

Fuck really?

>made JonTron disappears for eight months, makes a video explaining how his lack of videos is actually because he has been making too many videos (???), then releases a ten minute ad for waterproofing tape a month later
Fucking what

Hey, he also released a video about the Vanilla Ice movie a few weeks ago. It wasn't great, though.

Dude really needs to get back to videogames.

He actually said that he hadnt released anything because he was unhappy with the quality of the vids he was making. And i cant imagine how bad they were if he was okay with releasing the Vanilla Ice one

jontron needs someone to play off of, it's kind of weird seeing someone with that demeanor on their own. And I don't mean someone like fucking h3h3. I mean he needs to play off of someone at least as funny as he is. I think jontron does a lot better when he gets that positive feedback and keeps going but at the same time he needs a comedic partner so he can also push him to be funnier.

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This, his magnum opus has him yelling obscenities at the TV while Egoraptor is sitting behind the camera
Of course Arin is a faggot these days so it wouldn't work out

That's what I heard. Billy Mays was about to build an advertising empire.

I swear he has been drinking that stuff.

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YEEEEE DOGGIE!

It's sad that this is funnier than most comedy shows on tv right now.

>DUDE I EDITED IT SO MUCH THIS IS NOW FUNNY LMAO
teenager humour

Post something that's miles funnier that isn't a famous comedy bit.

thats a hell of a lot better than the stupid Nebraska Furniture Mart commercials they spam in north texas

>IS THERE ANYTHING IT CAN’T DO!?
mend my broken heart

kill yourself jon

your taste.

He already had an empire. He owned the TV channel that only shows ads.

LOOK AT MY FUCKING BOAT
IT STILL FLOATS
BUY MY FUCKING SHIT

>tfw he got that Pitchmen show going in the months before he died
>tfw he could have had an empire like Gordon Ramsay and branched out into other crazy shit we can't even dream of
Fuck this world

It can’t patch the hole in my marriage

>he fell for the marriage meme

kek

So "funny" commercials and or hilariously cheesy and over-the-top infomercials thread?

Gots any more Sup Forums?

what happens if a sword fish pokes a hole in the tape?

You apply more tape, genius.

Didn't think so.

I ALSO WATCHED THE LATEST JONTRON EPISODE AHAHAHA NIGGERRRRRR AHAHAHA am i doin this right? I love jontron so much ever since he finally stood up for us whites against those damn niggers.

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someone flex tape this man's ruptured anus

And reinforce it with Flex Seal too!

Why, whats wrong? Please enlighten me about this "Nicer Dicer."

Did Raimi go too far with this line?

Bring Elric's mother life back.

sup /diy/,
do you think using this flextape and some bondo witha coat of paint can fix a hole rusted in an old wheel barrel?

Infomercialkino: youtu.be/Ofn2A1p13Sg

I think he's a perfectionist, so he wouldn't release any videos because he felt none were good enough. Then his production team told him they need to eat, so he said 'alright I'll publicly say I'll be doing smaller videos which will motivate me to put out more'. Then a full month went by with no videos and either he or his production team realized he could just go another eight months with nothing because of him trying to be perfectionist so they just released something they already filmed.

what happens if you flex tape someone booty hole shut?

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You choke on your own poop.

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Some years back I caught an Oreck infomercial on tv late at night and was amazed at how comfy it was. I can't find the particular one I used to see but the dude seems genuine and nice about his product.

Can it ever be topped?
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>LABSTAH WEAHOWSE IN BASTAN PRAPAH

i hate it. so much

>whirlpol
Every time you open the door it screams KEK and NIGGER

what happened the night before?

>tfw no video game videos

In freedom land where independent business thrives you commie fuck

Flex tape actually works.

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act

noice

You seem to be acting like an insufferable faggot about something user. Would you like to tell us what's on your mind?

Orgy, gotta get those fluids back up....

>These jokers went on to make the Chuck Testa commercial

Damn, haven't heard that name in 5 years.

>conservative false flagging as a liberal false flagging as a conservative
we've gotten to the next level

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