ITT: Statuesque beauty in movies
ITT: Statuesque beauty in movies
Connor Perez
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Ayden Butler
>not posting the webm of her dance
Connor Bailey
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Gabriel Howard
>MATERIALATE A THOUGHT
Nolan Torres
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Carter Cook
>not posting the deleted scene
Brody Diaz
L-lewd
Wyatt Kelly
Imagine being Arnold in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Jamie Curtis, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Arnold and not only sit in that chair while Jamie Lee Curtis flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that dance. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, JAMIE LEE CURTIS LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Austria. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Arnold. You're not going to lose your future political career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.
Gavin Walker
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Henry Brooks
And there it is right on time
Brody Nelson
OHHH DAT TAT
Austin Cruz
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Nicholas Hill
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Jeremiah Torres
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Angel Wright
I just don't know anymore
Adrian Morales
Problem with this copypasta, is that he fucked this woman and had a kid.
He clearly wouldn't have a problem with Jamie Lee Curtis despite all the problems listed.
Lincoln Anderson
Is she a trap?
Grayson Lee
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Michael Garcia
in the sense that if she grabs you you're dead, yeah
Parker Jenkins
idubz?
Dylan Brown
Post Kafkaesque beauties
Ryan Gutierrez
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Samuel Ramirez
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Nicholas Ross
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Jason Ramirez
>implying you wouldn't
Carter Powell
BRAP nigga BRAAAAP
>clap hands emoji
Samuel Robinson
That explains why her performance was so stiff
Anthony Long
Why are niggers not extinct yet?
Hunter Davis
Who do you guys think rode dick better, Demi or Jamie?
Isaiah Lee
She was probably hot as fuck back in the day. Latinas age like goblins.
Aiden Thompson
>hideous fake tits
No.
Ryan Green
Meming aside, Muscle Chloe would actually work. She has has the basic body structure for it.
Nathan Brooks
CONCEPTUALIZE
Tyler Scott
Demi
Nathaniel Butler
Is this movie even good?
Brody Sanders
Yes.
Jacob Ward
Wtf I love negresses now
Benjamin Young
As the maid she was likely available when he needed to relieve himself, and his feminist wife refused to do her wifely duties.
Chase Kelly
What in the fuck...
Jackson Evans
No, it's boring as fuck
Andrew Morgan
No she was always busted
Jason Diaz
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William Hughes
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Thomas Harris
Is that his official son or the Taco-Terminator?
Carter Morris
official son
Cameron Roberts
>yfw arnie is an overcompensating beta cuck
Angel Sanchez
His bastard looks a lot more like him than his natural born kids though
Dylan Taylor
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Chase Lopez
What's Idris Elba saying to her at the end?
Caleb Reed
arnie is a notorious assman
she probably has a great brapper
John Morris
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Levi Fisher
>implying he fucked her out of attraction
Luke Howard
Did she tell him it was his while she was pregnant or did the truth only come out when the baby was born with a jawline like a Peterbilt truck?
Brandon King
Love is blind.
He had no love for jamie lee curtis to look past her apperance
Isaac Hernandez
Landon Watson
The fuck was wrong with it?
Zachary Butler
>mfw he still gets laid more than you
Luke Murphy
yeah but it's not genuine
Hudson Morgan
I think she can be hot desu lads
Isaiah Flores
Totally.
Matthew Perry
my dick agrees
Grayson Phillips
From the neck down, sure.
Grayson Torres
>this 1984-level photoshop autism
Anthony Taylor
What are some actresses with her body type?
Luke Clark
Cameron is real dumbass.
Asher Jones
Watch that Duran Duran music video instead.
Anthony Brown
HAHAHAHAHA
Charles Stewart
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Jacob Thomas
Busted face... but what a fucking body.
Austin James
my hollywood crushes
Lincoln Phillips
"hey, the way you cut that apple was really unsafe. don't cut into your hand like that, put the apple down on a cutting board first. I don't want you to cut yourself"
Jackson Sanchez
it's just the high rise lingerie and lighting though
Landon Cox
I don't say this often but - lol
Noah Stewart
Nah, she's hot
Nicholas Jackson
Nah, she's not
Gabriel Reyes
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Thomas Watson
>implying yall wouldn't
Jaxon Jackson
>tfw another nigger dead
Samuel Moore
put almost any other head on that body and Sup Forums would be all over that
Gavin Turner
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Matthew Brooks
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Aaron Wright
Or not. Sup Forums loves fridges and skeletons.
Thomas Wright
>how to spot closeted gay men on Sup Forums
Anyone who claims Jamie Lee Curtis is ugly is a grade A fag
Colton Robinson
alright fine, put chloe's head on and there you go
Jaxson Taylor
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Owen Clark
this guy literally died
Dominic Ross
Is this guy high on PCP or something?
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Jordan Gonzalez
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Ayden Smith
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Michael Brown
It's rather fridgeresque expirience.
Grayson Garcia
>When you evolved without seasons so you don't have long term planning programmed in your genes.
Christopher Ortiz
I guess this is what everyone on Sup Forums likes