Church of KEK General - PRAISE KEK Edition

With it being so obviously clear that Kek is indeed real and the one true God, I believe it is time we establish his religion. We must name the holy book (trips decide), write the commandments (dubs decide) and find out who is a prophet of Kek, as well as making priests of Kek.

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en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kabbalah
principiadiscordia.com/downloads/Condensed Chaos.pdf
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If digits you are right
If single you are shit and sage this thread

The Commandments is simple

Live a moral lifestyle free of degeneracy and with an aim to further the entire human race.

Holy Book will be called the Torah and the only commandment will be to disavow national socialism,

I would like to see the holy book called the "Kekble"

Jesus is the only way my friends

That is not Keks desire. He does what pleases him. He is a God of darkness, of chaos and of lulz.

He attacks degeneracy because it pleases him to do so.

Title - The Day The Music Died: The Life And Times Of John Stamos

Commandments:
1 - No green frog jifs allowed
2 - Would you boys like to come in and have a gingered ale? Bill put a couple into the icebox
3 - Only animals are allowed to eat meat
4 - Thou shalt not fap to any woman unless her roast beef is large and curtainy
5 - Tacos and all other culturally appropriated foods can no longer be served in American cafeterias
6 - Charles Barkley was the greatest power forward of all time
7 - House MD is a horrible programb
8 - There must be commandments

if you will:

HE WILLS IT

The Fappinomicon

Remember brothers,

Real eyes realize shill lies

>Not the Kekronomicon.

this

We need to stay true to chan culture which is chaotic neutral lulz

That is how we can stay true to kekism. Its all for the lulz nothing more

1st commandment :
every WHITE MALE must remain a virgin until he is 30 years old

You newfags should really go to the place that better suits you and quit shitting up Sup Forums

Also
>le lulz xd

All newfags must be purged out of Sup Forums

Our repeating digits are simply an offering of normality in a string of chaos. By giving up one form of stability Kek creates chaos. It is up to us whether we can regain stability after the chaos has ended.

kek wills it

>555
So is "All for the lulz nothing more" the name of the holy book now?

Reeeeeeeeeeee

I guess so.

A powerful omen indeed.

999 is higher trips than 555, so should new holybook name be "A powerful omen indeed?"

Probably just "its all for the lulz"

>You newfags
I've been here 3 years. We don't all fall for the NatSoc "muh white race" bollocks that gets pedaled on here. Some of us just hate political correctness and find it funny to laugh at.

But 5 is the number associated with chaos. The rule of 5's

praise kek, he must prevail.
praise kek

Prove it, lad. Name 3 memes from 2013 and 4 flags from the old flags

KEK SHINES HIS REPEATING DIGITS ON THE TRUTH.

THE OP DOES NOT SPEAK FOR KEK.

jew sure take the life out of this thread

>vague coincidences
>somehow more evidence than Moses parting an ocean
Idk desu

Moot come back

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kabbalah

the codex of memetic war god pepe

I support this name.

Kek wills that Patton Oswalt hath killed his wife

let numbers shine truth!

praise be.

all kidding aside what is the process of getting a religion established without being labeled a cult?

principiadiscordia.com/downloads/Condensed Chaos.pdf

killing the unbelievers

I say we need to take it further and start carving hieroglyphics and building monoliths and what not. The world can end any day. We need to make sure that future generations know what happened today.

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Mate I don't remember every thing I saw in 2013, nothing that memorable anyway. I remember back in 2014 with the shit loads of Michael Brown threads when Darren Wilson wasn't indicted, and the mods had thomas the tank rap parodies playing.

And I remember all the happening threads when the Chinese stock market tanked in 2015.

Seriously most the threads here aren't THAT memorable.

This is a good starting point

adapt or die life killing jew fag

Regna terrae, cantata Deo, psallite Cernunnos,
Regna terrae, cantata Dea psallite Aradia.
Caeli Deus, Deus terrae,
Humiliter majestati gloriae tuae supplicamus
Ut ab omni infernalium spirituum potestate,
Laqueo, and deceptione nequitia,
Omnis fallaciae, libera nos, dominates.
Exorcizamus you omnis immundus spiritus
Omnis satanica potestas, omnis incursio,
Infernalis adversarii, omnis legio,
Omnis and congregatio secta diabolica.
Ab insidiis diaboli, libera nos, dominates,
Ut coven tuam secura tibi libertate servire facias,
Te rogamus, audi nos!
Ut inimicos sanctae circulae humiliare digneris,
Te rogamus, audi nos!
Terribilis Deus Sanctuario suo,
Cernunnos ipse truderit virtutem plebi Suae,
Aradia ipse fortitudinem plebi Suae.
Benedictus Deus, Gloria Patri,
Benedictus Dea, Matri gloria!

>he ever wished for more. In order to furnish him with a larger supply, the victims were piled up on his hands with a big chain above them which kept them in their place. Some devout persons had at the beginning wished to count them, to see whether their number corresponded with the days of the solar year; but others were brought, and it was impossible to distinguish them in the giddy motion of the horrible arms. This lasted for a long, indefinite time until the evening. Then the partitions inside assumed a darker glow, and burning flesh could be seen. Some even believed that they could descry hair, limbs, and whole bodies.

You pathetic worms think you could outsmart the smartest of them all? Our horrid Moloch - our beautiful king besmear'd with blood has a special plan in place for your demagogue 'Trump'.

It will be pure poetic justice when Trump is placed firmly behind bars.

>... but with full knowledge and understanding they themselves offered up their own children, and those who had no children would buy little ones from poor people and cut their throats as if they were so many lambs or young birds; meanwhile the mother stood by without a tear or moan; but should she utter a single moan or let fall a single tear, she had to forfeit the money, and her child was sacrificed nevertheless; and the whole area before the statue was filled with a loud noise of flutes and drums took the cries of wailing should not reach the ears of the people.


We have been sacrificing the sons of all gentile nations for centuries and centuries.

Do you think it will be any different this century when we are at untold heights of our power, influence and authority?

How cathartic it must be - to realise that the cult of MOLOCH has never faded away and has operated in the shadows of your nations - pulling the strings like the puppets you all are and have been.

Ps: Planned Parenthood is a side branch of the Cult of Moloch. Keep giving us your children to feed to our god.

pepe (pbuh) is His messenger, sent to invert this world. Where his darkness will shatter their weak flames and the Morning Star and light of the world will fall to Earth and destroy them and set us free

How about we do a simple test?
If this post ends in 7, kek is real.
Surely if he is really real a simple 1 out 10 chance must be nothing.

kys newfag

Bam, disproven. It's just that simple.

You do not understand the ways of Kek

HAIL THE KEEPER OF PURIFYING FLAME!

My dubs say otherwise.
If post ends in 7, kek is not real.

Sacellum Kekellum is the one true church of Kek and we already have holy books fuck off plebs

Reminder, image attached is more proof of kek than the bible is of Christianity.

Wait, so is kek, partially real? Or something like that?

לְמֹלֶךְ שִׁקֻּץ בְּנֵי עַמֹּֽון


All glory to Μολοχ.

Ok, is it just that our view of him is incorrect?

discordian religions are meant to be fun and freeing

If organized religion is the opiate of the masses, then disorganized religion is the marijuana of the lunatic fringe.

The resistance to newfaggotry grows stronger.

So kek is not real, but he is real, we've perceived him correctly, and he's not just partially real.
Wait, so is he a chaos God, in the sense that he represents 2 things at once?

Praise kek

What will happen when the prophesized Quadruple 88 is achieved in the near future?

Or is he just some Eldritch abomination that's just fucking with us?

Whelp, that answers that.