Sup Forums the character

Sup Forums the character

Could not agree more

Another proof that Zack Snyder is /ourguy/

Did they?

yes, as a joke

Fat chance

It's because she's fat

more like the character Sup Forums wishes they were

no one here is alpha enough to be The Comedian

I'm more like Rorschach myself, smart, nihilistic and with wicked sense of humor

I would agree until the scene where the comedian became some altright crybabby regurgitating coversations about jews and muh liberals in media.

The Comedian is what Sup Forums wants to believe they are. Rorschach is the reality.

more like Sup Forums the character. maybe rorschach too. Sup Forums gets the interesting characters cos its the only interesting board.

look at me Morty, *gurp*i turned myself into an Alan Moore character

*leans*

Was it rape?

You mean short, autistc, poor, and has a whore mother?

nay:
too strong instead of impotent
good sense of humor
would rape instead of fantasize about it
hated degeneracy

yay
gets cockblocked by Chad
drunk and alone killed by a friend at the end.

what site do you browse?

fuck off. women don't care about height.

No, Hooded Justice stopped it before that, it was sexual assault and battery.

>Has sex
>Actually a good guy instead of being a nihilistic piece of shit who cared about nothing but his own misery and inflicting it on others

Nah

Yes, but she clearly enjoyed it.
This movie and Elle are really probably the only movies that realistically portray rape.

I always wished they would have given a bit more backstory to guys like him and mothman and dollar bill. I know they did something in the comics, origin stories and the like but it would have been cool to see it in a movie

Sounds like someone beat the rape charges. Good for you.

They didn't really delve into those characters in the comics.

>not reading the masterpiece of "before watchmen"

I just call it like I see it, no rape actually took place in that scene, it was interrupted. I'm no lawyer and I don't know if intent to commit rape is a thing or not, but from what I saw it was sexual assault and battery at least.

he's too alpha desu

You're a real comedian

>alpha
>beats and rapes woman
>cries like a bitch when a real alpha slaps his shit

the quintessential edgelord doing it for the lulz

>Good guy

Did you forget the attempted rape, as well as the murder of the pregnant viet?

That's how I'd handle war too.

That might be something for the person I replied to, but I don't think it's needed personally to get into those characters backstories, and might possibly retroactively ruin my enjoyment of the original comic by being shit.

veidt was pretty alpha in the comics but the movie made him a weird little fucker

gooks aren't human, faggot.

some of them were straight dumb though
'hooded justice' was just a closet fag and then got lynched by 1960s Americans. Like really?

was it rape?

>me in the center

Most users would be Dollar Bill or Mothman.

except he says he was wrong and couldnt handle it

>Killing a woman is worse than making her shit out a baby with no father in a post-war Vietnam

Killing a woman who just slashed glass across his face almost blinding him.

>possible homosexual
>must investigate further

Nice dubs

aww so cute heres your (you)

So did Rorschach's journal doom the world or what?

I'm like him because I smell bad and I'm 5'5''.

More like rorsach

So Rorschach? Rorschach must have been a virgin

I disagree, Sup Forums takes shit too seriously now. I think Rorshack is more like Sup Forums (with the view that his character is a complete loser nobody likes.)

Rorschach and Ozymandias is basically the same dynamic as The Brothers Karamazov. Rorschach can't possibly beat Ozymandias in terms of a logical debate but he doesn't have to because his actions are the evidence that leading his life is a better one.

More like
>What Sup Forums wishes it was the character.

>women with tattoos
:vomitemoji:

Sup Forums : the character

>fuck off. women don't care about height.

*BREATHS IN* BWAHAHAH FUCKING MANLETS WHEN. WILL. THEY. LEARN??????

nailed it.

even though Ozymandias is Sup Forums

I feel deep sense of satisfaction that chad will break all their hearts and tell us about it.

somebody got the pic of him putting on the muscle suit?

all of them are Sup Forums
>manhattan is the Sup Forums nihilist
>comedian is the Sup Forums shitposter
>ozymandias is Sup Forums
>nite owl is the Sup Forums moral fag
>Rorschach is 2007 Sup Forums
>silk spectre is the general femanon

I want more Superhero films like Watchmen

I dont care if theyre made up

And smells, I bet everyone here smells bad.

"She clearly enjoyed it" future rapist everyone

>charismatic
>strong
>confident
>gets girls
>dosnt care what people think

that doesnt sound like Sup Forums to me

hello reddo

is this a meme or are american women really like this?

10 years ago I would disagree. Now, the idle cynicism of this community has rotted its perception of reality to the point where I would agree with this assertion.

tfw you realize you've been visiting Sup Forums regularly for almost 12 years. you try to convince yourself you're smarter you've matured but deep down you know thats a load of bs.

Well, I've matured enough to acknowledge that this is a shit community, and that I'm addicted so I will never leave.

that reminds me how much i miss the old Sup Forums from like 2006-2010. It used to be just constant trolling/meme creation that was genuinely hilarious while at the same time edgy enough to feel like some special outsiders place.
Now its mostly just porn and laziness.

nice trips.

I remember I thought we were racist and sexist because it was funny and we were anonymous. Like, in elementary school and you were with your friends and you would constantly talk about bad words and porn and shit. If I knew it was gonna end up like this, I would have never bothered. Now it's too late.

the thing is on a whole Sup Forums is a hell of a lot better than most places on the internet because of its anonymity meaning it lacks the typical hugbox groupthink PC mentality that permeates any website that has a social aspect to it.
Sup Forums at least feels like a place where free speech is still a thing.

Anglophone countries have standards for the men. We wouldn't run the world if we were content with being short greasy alcoholic socialists like you continentals.

It's biggest strength becomes its biggest weakness when a very specific subset of a certain subgroup tries to use it as a mouthpiece.

But like you say, despite its recent homogenization of opinion, I feel the same. The potential for free speech here is amazing. I can call something shit when I feel its shit and not give a shit about the complications of my shitty opinion.

uh no that's not how it works an you know it, Sup Forums is just the opposite opinion, not some bastion of higher virtue

Okcupid has stats on this. Short women receive more messages than tall women and tall men receive more than short men. This is hardly unique to the US, however.

Well, I am tired and posted the wrong image. Congrats me. enjoy mock loss.png

here. This user is also correct. This community's predilection for contrarianism is pure cancer, to the point where it's become (superficially) impossible to discuss certain topics and trends. But I guess coming here for discussion instead of memeing and shitposting is folly.

>unlimited power
>make girls cum with your battery powered sex
>still get cheated on
>still become a cuck

what the fuck, women? why are they never satisfied

Because he didn't give a shit at all?

Is there an /our/er /guy/ in the acting game?

you just know

How did she give birth to Malin Ackerman if she wasnt raped?

N-no Homo

Hooded Justice is murdered by Comedian

>the bleeding heart liberal is Sup Forums

Rorschach is Sup Forums

Sup Forums the character

rorschach is the edgy teen who wants the world to suffer

Because they had an affair after WW2

Dollar Bill was meant to be a pleasant person

Im more like dr manhattan desu. Able to kill you with the flick of my hand and *teleport behind you*

Nothin personnel kid.

what are you a comedian

i wonder if cumming is nothing to him

Wasn't shown in the movie.

It wasn't shown in the comics either. You have to use your brain.

You should try watching the movie

Hahaha fucking manlet

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