American Horror Story!

/ahs/ general! Time for another night of laughs and fun for all!

Already off to a great start!

Ayy lmao I fucking knew Yung Lesbo was a clown cultist

So now that we know that pixie lez is cult, has this season already blown its load?

what fucking kept you OP, I made my own shitty thread cause you were late

also who is that one fuckboi questioning Kai, we seen him yet?

He's gonna be the tr8or.

Okay, is anyone in this thread not in the murderous clown cult?

I think she's part of Winter's cult and has infiltrated Kai's on her behalf

Sorry I was waiting for a thread so I made one myself. I don't normally do this shit.

Is the fuckboi the psychiatrist?

Honestly it's really funny just seeing Lesbian George Zimmerman being harassed by clowns.

no he isn't the shrink

H O L E S

Lesbian is afraid of holes, who knew?

fuck off both of you, holes kill more people a year than sharks

The question is, who knows about whho? Is there a second cult? Kai seemed like he knew about Winter's cult because he saved the Trump storeowner

Or Winter is just unimaginative and the place she stored Chazz has some significance to both of them

>kid is a marvelfag

What part of the country doesn't she like? The part that let her get married?

>Everything is rotten to the core. My name is Not Important

or become a successful small business owner

no guys Drumpf is evil

atleast he put up a fight

>I have a gimp in the attic

...ok then

>Gimp Kino

Wut.

That's very true, oral cancer as a result of going down on filthy roastie whores kills probably hundreds of times more then the rare shark attack.

LOL wtf

The gimp didn't do anything wrong! Assholes.

theres always a faggot

this, killing the gimp has tainted the mission, it will be Kai's undoing

HOLY SACTUMUS MOTHER FUCKER!

checked

I don't get it, I see shocking shit on the news all the time. It's not suddenly not around anymore.

fucking hell has this show jumped the shark yet? gimp in the attic, that's a new one

who's the gimp?

it is factually more shocking, alot of fucked up shit happens in a given day and news people pick and choose what we get to know

and usually it is fluffy feel good stories

Fucked around and got a triple double.

The gimp yelling and then crying was actually pretty unnerving.

You mean a Full House.

>it's a "this person is also in the cult" episode

It is not, it is not remotely feel good stories. One minute of fluff at the end is not "usually".

dont worry, im sure he came when he died

Fucking brilliant

This is really taking the scariness out of the whole thing. My money's on them coming back as ghosts.

I wonder if the un-named twink is gonna die?

So did winter have a cult, or just always part of kai's?

who, the cowardly fuckboi they just said they're going to kill?

We Rear Window now.

man i really love the black woman voice

What's up, thread? How does it feel that we're nine months into a REAL Presidency?

>puts on hat
>ominous music fills the thread

It's Gary time.

if she does then it will be the twist

pour one out for the true hero Gary's arm

WE HOME ALONE 3 NOW

Did this happen before her wife kicked her out?

It looks like after, since Oz isn't there.

Yeah seeing who the people in the masks are is a little letdown, and a lot because there's no real supernatural in there, so far.

Horror doesn't always mean supernatural and monsters

Doesn't she have a car? Drive to the other of town first. Stop hiding in your shitty house.

>Meadow ratting out the cult

snitches gets stitches Meadow

I didn't realize Winter was Kai's sister. Doh

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Can Allie go fucking Rambo on all the cultists?

>she got out of the hole
shit job folks

heh, this is actually a tactic Hitler used, creating the idea of a traitor or weakness in the ranks and having the rest of the group handle it to build unity and cohesion

PAY ATTENTION user

waitwaitwait, 1 arm is in the cult? And he still has the arm?

So each season has some supernatural thing, what is it now?

Kai's hypnotic appeal?

LETS GET THAT GUN CONTROL BILL PASSED!!!

Ivy you useless lesbian, that is way to low to kill him

Saddam did it, too, on film, having half of what was their parliament participate in the execution of the other half as traitors.

G O O D
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wasn't this the first time we even met him?

Calling it now Ali is going to be pushed to the brink and will murder everyone.

MEMES
>MEMES
MEMES

He was Beverley's cameraman.

jesus christ what the fuck

that was just not right

YES this would be the best fucking ending

WE
M E M E S
N O W

Where can I see that?

Where the fuck are Kathy and Cuba?

Hello were are the webms?

>nu-genics

Aren't cult leaders usually charismatic? Nothing about Kai so far seems charming to me. Fucking Tate was more endearing.

Also the reporter and the gay guy are fucking irritating.

Worst actor of the season so far dad

>the red pill

subtle Murphy

>The Red Pill

OH GOD

HERE WE GO

Trypophobia
Red Pill
meme overload!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

lol

hey, nobody disrespects Taco Tuesday!

FUCK

>the red pill

one of us

THE ANONYMOUS HACKER KNOWN AS REDPILL

I don't believe this story.

>The shrink is behind it all

That's a surprise.

immorality aside, nothing the shrinkbro has said is wrong

this season really jumped the shark

OOOH the psychiatrist is the brother!

I hate this noise so much.

I agree with the brother, they were both already dead, reporting it is just a costly inconvenience, if you don't mind the smell just leave them to that room to rot

DAMN son!
Parents killed themselves and his brother is the psychiatrist

>entitled bitch never calls for anything but money anyway


TOP LEL

News reporter should have asked to see the bodies to make sure he was telling the truth

>it's a lesbians name their Jonathan Lipnicki son after an episode of Breaking Bad episode

No Allison feets this ep :(

It jumped the shark with Coven and you know it.

It'll get figured out eventually. They'll go to jail not for improper disposal of the bodies, which is a minor crime, but because of the financial fraud.

For that matter, the paralyzed guy probably has to get regular doctor checkups with reports to insurance or the government, whoever's paying his long-term.