Well that settles it then. all refugees to australia

well that settles it then. all refugees to australia

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>Be me
>Voted for the weed man
>Country goes to shit
>Ask for refuge in Australia
>Accepted
>Vote for the shittest party over there too

>well that settles it then. all refugees to australia
your animals plants and abos will scare em off, isn't it magpie swooping season?

>Melbourne

Fuck sakes, every single time.

well they do come from a desert wasteland maybe they can colonize your desert wasteland :-)

this, fuck Melbourne

If I decide move to Australia, I'd have enough common sense to stay the hell away from Melbourne. Why the hell would anyone want to move to that liberal hell hole?

just fucking glass it already

Everytime an Australian says something stupid and leftist, just post this in the comment section and say Advance Australia Fair.

Should foreign for e'er sight our coast.
Or dare a foot to land,
We'll rouse to arms like sires of yore
To guard our native strand;
Britannia then shall surely know,
Beyond wide oceans roll
Her sons in fair Australia's land
Still keep a British soul.
In joyful strains then let us sing

Or this

When gallant Cook from Albion sailed.
To trace wide oceans o'er.
True British courage bore him on.
Til he landed on our shore
Then here he raised Old England's flag.
The standard of the brave.
"With all her faults we love her still."
"Britannia rules the wave."
In joyful strains then let us sing
Advance Australia Fair.

youtube.com/watch?v=jZnLdrAvb4w

All cities are bad, but Melbourne is better than Sydney. Sydney is Australia's New York. Extremely Jewish, left-wing, and unfriendly. Very high-density, expensive, and "multicultural".

Are they transforming robots or some shit?

I thought Melbourne (or at least a suburb of Melbourne) had one of the highest percentages of Jews of any place outside Israel.

Bondi has the most Jews.

>Sydney is Australia's New York. Extremely Jewish, left-wing, and unfriendly. Very high-density, expensive, and "multicultural".

I read that as put them in the outback for snake food.

yeah we've got room, stick them in the middle of the desert, not coastal cities.

post YRW ausbros send refugees right into the heart of their "boundless plains"

>meanwhile in reality

>Go to Melbourne as tourist
>Gorgeous Victorian cathedral on the main street
>Plastered with a gigantic "Let's welcome refugees" poster on the side

>Go to NT
>Dingy little cattle station by the side of the road, only building for 100 miles either way
>Owner is friendly and will brag about killing Aboriginals in the 50s if you talk to him

Just get out of the cities and Australia is still pretty based

>leaves gonna leaf

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Give me his name and I'll see to it personally that this is resolved

Hahahaha, this man sees the light.

Come on over mate, cunts like you are welcome. Dont forget to bag yourself a few coons, Camels or Roo's with your landcruiser either.

>Last name is Bant

Truly memes have broken the fabric of reality

God fucking dammit Melbourne

>Australia
>boundless plains

We have Kazakh tier prairies you stupid nigger

its not like a desert would kill sandpeople. Its just from one desert to another for them.

Its almost like the rest of the anthem doesn't matter, or the cuck doesn't even know all the verses.

Why not? We did it before

>boundless plains

I have an idea

Resettle all those refugees in the outback

Boundless plains with little infrastructure and housing. Really, leftists say the same thing about the vast forests in Sweden, not even considering. They are that fucking dumb

Melbourne has the most Greeks outside of Athens

It's common opinion our national anthem is flaming garbage. People have wanted it to be literally any other Australian song for at least as long as I've been alive.

Besides how cool would it be if we dropped off brown cunts in NT and abbos petrol bombed them all? They'd get given new houses for the intrusion but otherwise it's a win for us.

Fuck off we're full

>Should foreign foe e'er sight our coast,
>Or dare a foot to land,
>We'll rouse to arms like sires of yore,
>To guard our native strand;
>Britannia then shall surely know,
>Though oceans roll between,
>Her sons in fair Australia's land
>Still keep their courage green.
>In joyful strains then let us sing
>Advance Australia fair.*

TL;DR: We'll fuck up mudshits if they try to take our land.

Boundless does not mean endless you illetartet retard

You're thinking of Sydney having the highest amount of homos outside of SanFran.

I personally want the song about the swagman as our anthem. Banjo when?

Doesn't the Tasmanian state anthem have a banjo?

>Melbourne

womp, there it is

Is australia still based?

Based.

Melbourne here.

where's decent to move to in Aus that isn't "like Melbourne"

Im pretty sure the original words were "for loyal brothers across the seas" anyway.

>Once was a swagman camped by a billabong.
>Under the shade of a coulibar tree.
>and he sang as he watched and waited till his billy boiled.
> you'll come a waltzing Matilda with me.

Noice trips.

Everywhere besides Sydney.

>be me
>vote for the weed man
>no brainer, its a recession and this is brand new industry to raise tax on
>invites syrians

>let us all combine
They arnt even trying to hid the race mixing agenda anymore

We have a state anthem? I've actually never heard it. Whatever, at least we aren't New Zealand.

>Yellow niggers
Kek

yeah but boundless desert is more accurate

>From England soil and Fatherland,
>Scotia and Erin fair,
>Let all combine with heart and hand
>To advance Australia fair.

Hmm, sort of sounds like they were talking about Anglos and Celts?

>visit Aus
>deadly spider on shoe
>"It's illegal to harm that thing."
>nightfall
>"If you see any toads, stomp on 'em"

What about Saffa's senpai?

As I understand Perth is full of us

If you don't know the next lyrics to this you are quintessentially un-australian.

Waltzing Matilda
You bloody killed her

About a swagman thief who then jumped in a lake and drowned lol

>implying any Australian knows more than the first verse of our national anthem.

I made the same mistake... I voted for him because I wanted to legally smoke weed, oh boy did that backfire.. Should I kill myself for failing my people?

Unless you are a brownie, I think we can all agree that this song should be our national anthem.

youtube.com/watch?v=AJKQvHhSs8g

Do you still use the term squatter as meaning a land owner. I found that weird since it's the opposite everywhere else.

Save me

>exiling refugees to the australian "plains" and watching them die after 5 days

sounds good to me

As far as I know it means a person residing in a building that is not theirs.

Waltz sing matilida who bloody killed lyin in the grass with a rake up her arse

It has two meanings the one your thinking of and the one everyone else uses it for

K that's what it means here, but in the song waltzing Matilda the landowner with the troopers is called it.

I think you should go with this.
youtube.com/watch?v=XfR9iY5y94s

If Foreign foe e're sight our coast
Or dare a foot to land
We'll rouse to arms like sires of yore
and drive them back to theirs

Britannia then shall surely know
though oceans roll between
Her sons in fair Australia's land
Still keep their courage green

We all know this is the superior candidate for new Aussie anthem.

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Swagman was a squatter stole a sheep from someone's land then rode off on his horse

That reminds me one of you a few weeks back convinced me to try vegimite. I tried it the way I was told to with toast and butter and it was actually pretty good. What kind of cheese do you eat with it, because I heard you guys eat it with cheese on toast too.

Born in Scotland but dad moved us over here to Florida. Have cousins in the Gold Coast I've never met. I need to get down there, couple of my mates from rugby moved and are working in Byron.

There's a reason none one sings the second verse.

This one obviously...

He knows it! Bloody oath mate!

No, we get to vote again.

They are allegedly 'mostly christian', not that that matters to me. They'll be anything to get in. I don't want em.

>Having Vegemite with butter
Your taste is piss weak. Just like your beer.

the americans aren't ready to taste it without any other shit spread on it

real men eat their vegemite with a spoon

Yes

My dad taught that song to me when I was a kid, I still know all the verses by heart.

>he doesn't snort his vegemite in the morning before even getting out of bed
Soft cunts.

I eat mine with a ladle

If Melbourne keeps fucking things up for you, would Lights on the Hill be an appropriate anthem?

so, can you actually legally smoke weed now or not?

I heard that only the hardiest of Australians can eat marmite.

That's a British thing.

>advance Australia fair
youtube.com/watch?v=AJKQvHhSs8g

>Naming the false prophet

>Melbourne, VIC
Why am I not surprised?

Guess I was wrong. So the Brits like that stuff I heard it was pretty bad.

This is neat. Certainly better than the shithouse one we have now.

That's from NZ

The National Party used to be based as fuck but they've sold their soul to the Liberal Party and can't seem to take it back.

Clearly the faggot that made the OP image doesn't

It's actually pretty good. Vegemite was just a substitute for Marmite because we couldn't get shipments during WWI

FUCK OFF WE'RE FULL

You guys should build an aquifer that takes water to the center of your continent. That shit would make a beautiful lake.

Pic related is some bullshit global warming scam scenario, but it's legit cool and you should do it.