Was he really just fucking worthless?

Was he really just fucking worthless?

Inherently, no. He was presumably written poorly on purpose.

No but he was kind of forgotten.

Also his main goal at the start was to become one of the THRESHECUTIONERS. He was then made the general of the ghost army and thus was satisfied.

Wasn't at first; changed after the retcon.

Vriska sucks personality wise but...

(I don't have the picture of Vriska signed CANON)

>7 years wasted so that fuckface can become Dave's girlfriend and this is his character arc
wew

No, Hussie is.

>Wasn't at first

yes he was. the only thing of merit karkat did was getting the trolls organized enough to make it through sgrub.


You people need to re-read the fucking comic if you honestly every though karkat was building up to be some important end-game character who did cool shit.

HE WAS ALWAYS AND INEFFECTUAL ANGRY IDIOT GOD DAMN YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS STOP TRYING TO LIVE VICARIOUSLY THROUGH HOMESTUCK CHARACTERS

tell me about homestuck. i dont know anything.

bait post

Don't post in a homestuck thread if you've never read the comic.

>spends most of act 3/4 being harassed by terezi and john
>spends most act five being harassed by everyone
>spends most of act 5.2 harassing himselves
>all of murderstuck
>gamzee morail

Jesus, include the word Homestuck in the OP so people can find it or filter it, it's simple.

Possibly the largest web comic ever made. It's a comedy following 4 children playing Cosmic Jumanji: The Video Game.

This. If you still had respect for Karkat after he betrayed the memories of his friends to drop to his knees and suck Gamzee's murdercock, you deserve what Hussie did to you.

Snapchats fucked everything by having all the players completely abandon the formation of the new world. Before that it was presumed Karkat would become the primary shaper.

Silly user

Everything after the Halloween Snapchats isn't canon

It isn't

It's shit

>everyone calling Karkat useless and worthless
>when THIS exists

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>The Signless was Troll Jesus
>Kankri was tumblr personified
>Karkat was entirely fucking useless after the trolls won SGRUB
Where did everything go so wrong?

Thanks

Kickstarter

This.

Hussie moved across the country to help with the game and the funds ended up vanishing (most people say the hired dev stole it for their King's Quest reboot) to the Gigapause took nearly two years longer than it should have. Meanwhile, the fanbase dried up.

This will always be Hussie's opus.

I'm still to this day surprised that he actually finished problem sleuth.

I really need to reread that some day

What's more, is that he finished it on his terms. He penned it all, instead of outsourcing all the work at the end to a bunch of cronies.

Cannot be more useless that those fuckers.

>implying Meenah and Aranea were useless

Chaz's damara is so fucking ugly

From a narrative view point? Entirely.

Nah.

Yeah.

Fuck you.

I know you are right, but I still disagree with you.

>I know you are right
>But I disagree
Why the fuck would you disagree with something you is right.

even the official end credits? because that's what I was talking about. they spawn a shitload of babies (THEIR CHILDREN), then abandon them to the carapaces to jump 5000 years into the future. shit's stupid and fucked and, as a side-effect, what definitively makes Karkat a completely meaningless character.

With all this whinging about Karkat, why is nobody talking about how useless Kanaya was?
>started as the straight man/mediator between everyone
>her entire quest hinged on restarting the troll species after the vast glub
>eridan fucks up the matriorb
>brb gonna girl power so hard that I become a twilight joke
>has been lesbian furniture ever since
>at most is pictured in the background of a panel, nervously glancing between two people bickering (no longer mediating, btw)
>her entire quest is deemed pointless because LOL ECTOBIOLOGY makes an entire population of trolls in the end.
>gets jew married to her keeper, Rose

>why is nobody talking about how useless Kanaya was?
Because she at least has a purpose helping propagate the troll race in the post-game and at the very least helped melt Rose's cold exterior before then.

Karkat doesn't even have that, he was just there the entire time. He isn't even shown leading the troll race or doing anything with them he's just hanging around Dave and Jade. I guess making Dave realize he's not straight helped him... through... something? Which would be cool if we actually saw it develop or anything.

>her entire quest is deemed pointless because LOL ECTOBIOLOGY makes an entire population of trolls in the end.

They covered that in Act 5.2, Kanaya says they ectobiology an initial population of trolls but then use the Mother Grub to further propogate the race fuck why do I remember this shit god damn it

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>>her entire quest is deemed pointless because LOL ECTOBIOLOGY makes an entire population of trolls in the end.
but obviously they did use it. remember rosemary raising a bunch of babies hatching out of eggs?

>fuck why do I remember this shit god damn it
Seek help, user. You are wasting precious brain space.

Does it count as melting someone's exterior if you melt their interior as well?

This piece of garbage comic was a part of my life user.

How can I let go of a part of my life... without losing a part of my self?

Is that some oblique reference to getting Rose wet

Because ew

Don't talk about sssssex stuff like that ewwwww

tbf user, it's a shitty part of yourself

Actually it was a reference to Rose melting into a featurless blob devoid of defining characteristics or motivation. Who is also sexually aroused.

>blob
>not rorb
RTFC

>devoid of defining characteristics or motivation
that was every character except vriska
oh wait just saw the featureless blob part

You get the chance to travel back to October 2012, what do you do

>Actually it was a reference to Rose melting into a featurless blob devoid of defining characteristics or motivation.
But that's wrong, it's just that all of her motivation was directed to reuniting or making up with her mother and Hussie didn't know how to make that compelling.

>She misses her mom... so now she's an alcoholic, to be like her mom!
>But shit I don't know how to resolve that in a good way so I'll just retcon everything and have her talk to her mom in a straightforward way

You don't have to like it but that's what happened.

Homestuck... its a bad egg

I will perfectly content if Aradia and Sollux never appear in Homestuck again. ESPECIALLY if they cameo in the next MSPA.

I know the epilogue is probably going to shit on that with both of them double-dying, but until then it's nice to think they just got out.

she had more before the retcon where at least the alcohalism brought about conflict with other characters. then hussie compared it to kanaya drinking blood and killed them off

yes but did they fuck

wasn't there 2 aradia and sollux's, one with half dead sollux, and one with fully alive doomed sollux? or did the one pair just toss both meteors? or was there only ever one now?

no. aradia had a threeway with fef and nep and told sollux to listen and masturbate.

Egg!

That Kanaya drinking blood thing went fucking nowhere. I can't believe that stupid retcon was a planned thing.

How ironic... that all these years later... Rose really does work with eggs in canon...

Truly our memes are not dreams

what is the purpose of that one troll swiffering the eggs

>rose and kanaya's story ended with them being jewish dyke's raising millions of babies
I honestly don't understand

I honestly don't think it was but like HiMyM Hussie had to make the story fit the end who cares what characters are ruined, you have an ending already ready, and you need to get there

Remember when Rose had friends, interests, a relevant knowledge base, a tendency to read too far into things, and was snarky and aloof but clearly enjoyed silliness?

Now she likes Kanaya, porn books to read with Kanaya, and she's generically smart.

that's the power of a massive green bulge

She has a very important job cleaning eggs please respect it

must keep eggs clean
this is best for egg and babby

rose and kanaya just got done fucking in midair and she needs to clean up

>Remember when Rose had friends, interests, a relevant knowledge base, a tendency to read too far into things, and was snarky and aloof but clearly enjoyed silliness?
Well she clearly still had all of those things. In the credits we see her communicating with her friends, try to involve John in everyone else's lives, and she clearly still enjoyed silliness.

>Now she likes Kanaya
Honestly I think this is the only thing you're really hung up on. I don't know about you but from I saw in the endgame Rose's issues were reduced entirely to be about her mother and the only significant conversation she had in the end was with Roxy. If anything Kanaya was one of those things that also got sidelined to give an illusion of a good resolution by having Rose hug it out with Roxy.

I just want Karkat to brutally rape Vriska, dismember her body and then serve her corpse as dinner for christmas to his friends. "MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS, EVERYONE!"

>If anything Kanaya was one of those things that also got sidelined to give an illusion of a good resolution by having Rose hug it out with Roxy.
rose said kanaya was a reason to not drink, so it seems they both learned better from vriska

I love kanaya's confused face here

Oh thank fucking CHRIST for VRISKA she solved EVERYTHING

YAAAAY VRISKA

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>Well she clearly still had all of those things. In the credits we see her communicating with her friends, try to involve John in everyone else's lives, and she clearly still enjoyed silliness.

None of that is true. We get a generic happy birthday greeting to John, a call back to her making out with Kanaya, and her getting married to Kanaya. Those are literally it. Even that picture you posted shows nothing. It's a visual gag, not representative of something Rose decided to do because it looked funny.

>Honestly I think this is the only thing you're really hung up on. I don't know about you but from I saw in the endgame Rose's issues were reduced entirely to be about her mother and the only significant conversation she had in the end was with Roxy. If anything Kanaya was one of those things that also got sidelined to give an illusion of a good resolution by having Rose hug it out with Roxy.

And Rose was a total blank slate for those conversations, just like every conversation since Rosemary really got going. And when she described how she dealt with her alcoholism, the one moment of agency she shows, she credits it to Kanaya.

Rose is written without a single feature that isn't her relationship.

>Even that picture you posted shows nothing. It's a visual gag, not representative of something Rose decided to do because it looked funny.
Now you're just being retarded.

>Even that picture you posted shows nothing. It's a visual gag, not representative of something Rose decided to do because it looked funny.
This point is so stupid I have to respond to it twice. What the fuck man.

>Hussie reads your shitpost
>reverses it and now Karkat gets cooked by Vriska and served to her friends
>they don't give a shit that Karkat is gone
:::;^)

Karkat is tastier

This guy explained it best, I enjoyed it for the most part, but that doesn't mean anything

So what is Bill Bolin doing these days? Shitposting?

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Dropped this shit as soon as the trolls showed up. Sounds like it was probably for the best.

I envy you.

The joke is that it's a tradition to feed each other pieces of wedding cake in photos. Kanaya, being an alien, does not realise this, and ends up getting cake mushed in her face while looking silly. The joke is not that Rose thought it would be funny to mush wedding cake into Kanaya's face.

Do you follow?

The author of Homestuck should meet up with the author of Problem Sleuth. He could learn so much from him.

>The joke is not that Rose thought it would be funny to mush wedding cake into Kanaya's face.
Its both

I'm glad I didn't try to interact with most of the fandom before. It saved me the some headache of seeing shipping shit, shipwars, troll ocs, troll sex and genital discussion, fandom drama, horrible rps, more shipping faggotry and trolls basically inviting the worst fans, hetaliafags or fujos, SJWs despite the fact the series should have offended them but they probably started on act5 and underage cringe (but then again who wasn't like that in their teens)

>reaction image from well after the trolls showed up
Uh huh.

If you remember what happened to Chef on South Park after Isaac Hayes quit the show, that's pretty much what happened to Hussie in real life, but with SJWs instead of the Super Adventure Club. It honestly hurts and I miss who he was and what he used to do.

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So is Hussie gonna die?

More snap this week according to Cohen

>nobody is actually looking forward to this anymore

Did someone mention lesbians and cake?

Oh shit

Why would we be?
It's gonna be a PXS-clone thing of someone doing something on christmas. Dave and Karkat will sit next to Jade and they'll wear sweaters, but Dave and Jade's sweaters will match causing tumblr people to declare a jihad against Hussie for illegalizing gay marriage. Meanwhile one character will make a small, not-really-funny-joke about a christmas tree.
Haha
So funny
So intense
So exciting
So Cohen!

Dave and Jade will have matching swaeters, but Karkat and Dave will have matching shoes. Screenshot this.

Hopefully living a fulfilling life.

Oh shit what, user?

I've been thinking about the Odd Gentlemen situation, and I'm starting to think Hussie just lied about it. I mean, our only source of information was ipgd, already a secondhand source. Finding other "shady" stuff by TOG was probably just confirmation bias. I think it's more likely Hussie fucked up development in some way (which as we know is entirely possible) so TOG told him to fuck off once they got the King's Quest license. That's why Hussie never tried to get the money back, because it was his own fault. Then he told ipgd a lie as to not look bad to her, not realizing she'd post that lie publically. Then he got on her case real fast before TOG sued him for libel.

No, they won't have matching anything, but Dave will still be sitting next to him, but also Jade

Are you kidding? PS' author would laugh his ass off the moment Homestuck's author points out that the whores in his comic are demeaning to women and the ethnic mural is in bad taste.