VISA for Americans/Australians

Does anybody else fucking hate the VISA situation between our countries?.

Have to apply, wait months on end, pay money, background checks, wait more months, etc.

I wish I could go on a USA job board and say, hey fuck it, im applying for that job in Oregon doing precision Logging, or fuck it?, theres a law firm in America hiring, and im over-qualified for the job, fuck it, Im applying.

In the same sense, I have seen so many American workers here in the mining industry, Truckers from Alabama doing long haul trips, Alaskan gold experts, Houston Oil men, all out here in Australia.

But the fucking hoops we have to jump through on both sides is ridiculous.

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Why not share our trades and Skillsets for a stronger AusMerican/Meristralian Union?.

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If you get contaminated, your bantz will be compromised. for your own good, you need to stay down under.

Sucks to be you I guess. I'm seriously considering converting to the RAN so I can no longer be a complete wagecuck and get dual citizenship.

Only if there's an anglo-union. Otherwise fuck off.

It'll happen. Watch as the world goes crazy nationalist and we get to choose our friends again. Instead of ahkmed being forced into our suburbs.

>eagle, emus, kangaroos, kiwis
>A FUCKING LEAF

why didn't the canadians pick an animal ?

How about Americans are fucking fags and we should get away from that burning ship as fast as possible

>australians want to come to America
>americans want to come to Australia

If only we had no immigration policy.

leave us out

stay away ausie

Hey mate, as an Ex-Navy Electronics Technician, I highly recommend it for citizenship purposes. You should be able to keep your rank also.

My dads still in (28 years). I wish this website wasnt for faggots, otherwise I would get you in touch with proper Military people who can help you.
My dad helps US, UK Navy, Canadian and Chinese etc guys transition into the RAN.

>My dad dealing with shit
>Poor Chinese cunt wont get citizenship (even though he is in the Navy, recruit school, passed at Engineering Faculty etc) because he studied robotics for two years in China.
>Dad goes above his bosses head because bullshit.
>Cunt is now Australian citizen a month later.

>Does anybody else fucking hate the VISA situation between our countries?.
No.

Because I've never seen a Mexican in my life and I'd like to keep it that way.

You cunts only import black Rhodesians/Zimbabwe anyway. Your country's policy is so fucked that you are considered a "Gateway" country to Australia.

This, we don't need another backdoor like NZ.

Why would you want to make it easier for black people to come here?

Tfw you will never have a $2, 16 year old whore suck your cock under the table in Rosarita...

>Stay gay Melbourne.

Fampai I would like this. I want to go live easy in the USA with an ar15. Veteran, got the money and trade skills but the paperwork and green card lottery is a bit of a debacle. Anglo union when

Closer union between Western nations would be good in lots of ways but we should have organised it decades ago instead of mass immigration from the third world. In terms of migrants from the US we have a 2/5 chance of getting a non-white.

I'll reck ya, cunt

Same here. Dream home...

This and a few acres would do me fine.

How are you qualified at a lawfirm?

> I wish this website wasnt for faggots, otherwise I would get you in touch with proper Military people who can help you.

Couldn't you both use throwaway email addresses to swap real email addresses and then use this thread to confirm with each other that you both have the other's more legit contact info?

It'd be sick if we could get our guns back

BAR exam + 4 Year University degree.

My neighbor was a demolition expert from Australia.

Cool dude. Awesome basement with shit he blew up.

If it were up to me, there'd be no such thing as immigration.

We'd all be citizens of Kek and our purpose would be feels.

I hope I'm making more cents than my pockets do as if income is some kind of credibility.

Did you take the bar in Australia and attend a law school

I think many common sense Americans want to leave though. So idk if that's a good idea for Australia or not.

The problem I have with America is that walking around doing normal things like going to the store isn't pleasant. We have too much of an income vacuum or culture vacuum or something.

I kind of just want to get out because other countries have a more stable feel to them. Most people that move here too from X country are SUPER SUPER SUPER materialistic and that's all they care about. "I have a Mitsubishi Lancer X EVO but my personality FUCKING BLOWS" is VERY common here with foreigners. With other countries people are more focused on their experiences and themselves.

meet a gullible american woman on social media, fly her out to Australia, marry her, boom

you're American, you can come into the country ASAP

Can't you just contact the company and if they want you they can get in touch with immigration and fast track your H1B? If you're truly overqualified and if that company isn't a tiny ass 10 man operation it goes through so easy.

Atleast Foreigners can do that in Australia for 457s.

Everyone that decides to Jump ship will accelerate the disease killing Australia called Melbournitis.

Where do the hot southern types hang out

Nippon hasnt even replied Canada.

Also, where the fuck can I buy Polar Bear fur coats online. I dated a canadian bird for a year or so and she said you can buy them in Canada.

Money is no issue.

>tfw her cunt always smelt like lavender and she "Plugged her car in" so it didnt freeze...

Miss that girl. (Now a Canadian actor too). Inb4 which one. I dont kiss and tell.

I have a friend I've known for almost 15 years who's Aussie. His wife is American. When they married, he tried to get a job in the States and was turned down. Had something to do with his degree, which was political science. They ended up moving back to Australia and he got a great job with the government. I don't remember what he did exactly, but he worked in the building where the Abbos have a tent city outside.

just come in through mexico. it's so easy a mexican can do it.

>>Dad goes above his bosses head because bullshit.
>>Cunt is now Australian citizen a month later.

>enabling more chinks to come live hear
Un-fucking Australian, your dad's a disgrace to the Australian motto: FUCK OFF WE'RE FULL

Aussies continue to get cucked by Americans
Heheh

I always thought there was a disproportionate amount of work visas issued to aussies going back to a Bush administration kickback for "participation" in the invasion of Iraq. There's a literal fuckton of aussies in my city it's actually kind of annoying.

this desu

america is nice enough but i could do more good here at home with some semi-auto rifles

we're never going to run short of pest animals to shoot

>fast track your H1B?
we can use E3 instead which is less fucking around to get and doesn't have the massive demand as you won't be competing with curry outsourcing firms

There's a simple solution you know

>open borders

How hard is it to move to Australia from the US? I'm gonna be an accountant

So maybe it's not good then?

I think it's better if it's kind of secret. That way America doesn't start mass evacuating. I think I prefer England anyway though so you don't have to worry about me. Australia seems really awesome but it's so removed from America and everywhere that you're more stuck there than in Hawaii.

Oh, no guns, never mind. I like ya Aussie cunts though

Nah mate im an Electrician. It was an example. A cousin of mine is a lawyer.

However, American Law is similar to Australian Law.

Imagine using your court based experience plus knowlege, and previous rulings in the Unites States/Australian courts, incorporating your knowlege of the Australian & American Legal systems to make your case.

Literally two different democratic countries, that you can build your defendants/Prosecutors position on...

What city cuckboi

I work in telecoms/networking for a big multinational that has branches in USA. Worth trying for a transfer, or just applying for another job that way?

Transfer, company will sponsor your visa

No it's not similar. In America you need to have a 4 year degree AND have a 3 year law degree on top.

You can try passing the bar without it but that's pretty hard.

source: I was going to be a lawyer (have 4 year) but law school for us is like 300,000 in expenses minimum. There are also no fucking jobs which is mainly why I am not going through with it among other reasons.

The anglosphere should be a real thing--a formalized set of bilateral trade agreements, expedited visa processing, and residency provisions contingent upon being a gainful, white man. Maybe include incentives for single men and those under the age of 35. Building a generation of multinational white children would be the single most unifying, powerful gesture by Anglo people since the end of WWII. The geopolitical implications of it would be immense.

Funny thing is that the LA class boomers, Submarines, already pull into Australian ports.
Also, your US marines also go on Patrol with Australian throughout the desert here.

>Does anybody else fucking hate the VISA situation between our countries?

It was literally $20 AUD and 15 min of paperwork online for a tourist transit visa good for a year. WTF are you on about?

Sorry dude. Didnt know. To be a Laywer here is a 4 year degree.
As I said man, Im an electrician.

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>Tourist Visa

You ignored my first post didnt you.

That's weird because Hawaii is a huge target for North Korea and China. I'm surprised they go all the way down under. We have our military in almost every country in the world which I think is partly to please the military members.

No, thats what you cunts do anyways. Get in on tourism, get job, get green card, etc.

You're the worst aussie I ever met, are you abbo?

>tent city
Centrelink, gives out all sorts of benefits. The abbos use it as beer money.

Good job. Government salary, hard to get fired from, government pension.

Yeah I am seriously considering it. I've checked out the webpage and it seems like a hell of a deal. I work in IT myself so there's actually a good chance I'd get promoted upon conversion.

Also I'm white lol.

I thought they preferred petrol?
I would never support the subjugation of American sovereignty, but less requirements for aussies. Hell yea
That would have to go once you guy are at the point of no return with the Chinese though

Now you know what it's like for us.. to go anywhere

the petrol thing only happens in aboriginal communities in certain areas, and those places are the australian equivalent of ghettoes

most abbos just drink and smoke meth

The Democrats fucked it up real good for whites in the 1960s. It's next to impossible for a white man to emigrate to the US legally. If you want to find an employer to host you they need to fork out $10,000 in extra taxes, which will never happen unless you're some one of a kind artist or whatever.

what rank is your dad?

I know man.
>be me
>Boss says im being a Berthing party for US U-boat
>Turn up to wharf
>Berth U boat
>Cunt pops out of the conning tower in Full Camo with a MAG-58, Give him a wave
(Possibly Marine who gives a fuck)
>Go home to Fremantle.
>Go to pub for a few beers
>Heaps of Americans upstairs with me and my brother
>"Hey guy, you wouldnt happen to be off that boat that pulled in to Garden Island today would ya"
>"Fuck off, we flew in today we are THE LA Lakers"
>Get fucked cunt, I threw you the fucken berthing line
>Show Master-Chief my Navy ID.
>"Wheres the closest Brothel son, we havnt seen women in 48 days"
>Direct boys to Brothel, they get me to Negotiate prices, $48/HR
>Hottest as fuck gook/Westeralian blonde haired blue eyes wome ever.

Such is the life of an American Sailor in Australia

They sound like a lovable lot.Say how bad is the rent problem yet? I hear that the chinese buying everything is sending the prices through the roof.

apply for work in the USA and get your E3.

> Have to apply, wait months on end, pay money, background checks, wait more months, etc.

i've seen local startups vent in the media about how easy it was for talent to apply for their E3 and get it.

I will never fucking ever forgive the Australian government for not opening the borders for white Rhodesians and White Suid Afrikaaners.

Ever. And I live in Perth man. Heaps Of Suid Afrikaaners here... I consider them the lucky ones.

the idea of any modern family being able to buy a 3-4 bedroom house within an hour of the CBD without a mortgage is basically nonexistent

renting, mortgaging or fuck off

the housing bubble is going to burst so hilariously badly it'll make people's heads spin

Warrant officer ET

It doesn't necessarily have to burst ever as long as the Chinese keep buying, just look at New York. You aussies could just be perpetually out priced

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Thank Canada for that.

new york is a vital part of the US economy, manhattan is incredibly overpriced for a reason

australia meanwhile gets by on mining and livestock exports, which is done out in the bush away from these bullshit cities

the current situation is much like vancouver or san francisco, where incredibly rich people will buy up houses, create bullshit reasons for people to come into cities, then put their houses up for rent and make massive profits

it's not sustainable, trust me. the average house is like 8x the normal person's yearly salary, just 15 years ago it was 2-3x (the normal rate). that was nation wide too.

Ouch, that sucks. Though New York has been losing her edge for a while now, tech can't develop there, and the historical industries are having a tough time coping.
Seems like dropping the white Australia policy was a really dumb idea, no one could over inflate your market. How are people your age coping?

Ya I live near San Francisco and I still don't understand how people are affording apartments that are 9,000 dollars a month. Even tech people only get paid like 8,000 a month on a good deal.

And then where I live which is like 50 miles away a studio 0 bedroom apartment is 1400 a month. I'm leaving eventually because of the cost of living alone.

I see all of these degens living in the bay area and I really don't get how they can afford it. It's like they've got the free-housing clause that Russia has with people that used to live in the Soviet Union.

Do you cunts need any tig welders?

Fremont here, I have my sights set on the midwest, gonna buy a bunch of guns once I'm out of here : )

Damn, I want to curse the leaf, but it was useful for once.

You would be surprised just how many pajeets in the Bay Area actually do get their housing paid for.

t. Native San Franciscan

Fremont is my favorite city here. I would live there but the cost of living is ridiculous still.

I'm looking at something like South Carolina or somewhere along that area. I want something with an ocean still and it's sort of closer to Europe for traveling. I like guns and all but idk if America is my final stop. I know the world's falling apart but i'm considering other countries in the long term.

Thats mexico dude.

I don't get how the pajeets afford it. Suburban houses are over a million dollars now. They can't all be making that much.

> A
> Fucking
> Moose

thats fine. Moose are scary and tasty.

They aren't making that much. It's their kike bosses who are helping them artificially inflate the housing market.

i'm in my 20s, and only the smartest and most ruthless cunts i know actually own their own home. most of those guys invest anyway, one doesn't even need to work.

the average person is incapable of getting a good house.

that sounds about normal for city living here. a 2 bedroom cookie cutter house with a small ass yard out in decent suburbs of Sydney costed something like 500 a week back when i lived there, i hear it's gotten worse since.

and most of those degenerates are living off trust funds or their own parents money, some of them rack up massive amounts of loans. they're not paying for it out of pocket.

Hahaha oh jokes on them then. They're getting in here right as the jews are taking over? Wait until our taxes are raised and their kids get autism from forced vaccines. None of that existed when I was a kid. Plus CA loves common core.

The question is: how long will their kikes help them out? It's only going to get worse.

for clarification on the rental cost: minimum wage 38 hour week here is about 800 AUD

you can't have kids in that position. you need to be either extremely well off, very well off but with a wife/husband, or shove 3-4 people in a 2 bedroom house to survive that shit.

you couldn't even spread your arms out in the hallways there, shit was insane. the kitchen was part of the fucking laundry.

>Over a million
Thats not that bad guess it's like that in LA.

It's not a guess. It's a know. I used to live in the suburbs in San Jose. My house sold for over a million.

L.A. does not have studio apartments costing 1400 dollars a month though. I saw one for 700 which is almost reasonable. I'm just afraid it's gonna go up to 1400+ eventually and I don't want to be around for that.

It's not a guess. My suburbs house in San Jose sold for over a million.

In L.A. there are some studios going for 700. I'm afraid it's gonna go up to 1400 though and I don't want to be around for that. I love California but it's not worth spending so much money on property when it's not like this in 90% of the country.

I was considering vegas but there's a huge jew move to raise it and make it California Part 2 so i'm afraid.

Good news is, they tried that in Arizona and it failed so that's an option. I'd rather be near an ocean though I think. Idk.

Fuck off I don't want niggers to have easy access to our fair naiton

>Protip we already do

>60%
dear god please no
I'm not even meming here, our socialist economy can't handle any more dole bludgers

Australia isn't that hard. US working visas are much harder to get.

No fuck off, I don't Australia to be flooded by foreigners of any nationality.

Newport or Sail and Anchor?

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