>"A double McSpanky with fries and a Flurp. That'll be $6.53. And $3.47 will be your change." >"Dude, you're supposed to push the buttons with pictures of food on them." >"Don't need to Skeet, I memorized the prices and did the tax and change in my head."
Who was in the wrong here?
Thomas Adams
Skeed
Asher Morgan
This is an old school meme. Sup Forums circa '11? Probably earlier.
Damn.
Jaxon Sanders
The way Jimmy is doing it there is no record of what's being sold and how much which is bad for the logistics of ordering more product in the future
Bentley Sanders
Okay magic man, but you forgot to say "Big McThankees from McSpanky's"
Matthew Hill
Jimmy The restaurant need to keeep track of how much money is coming in and what is being ordered so they can work on that to improve business.
Adam Price
It's just a little sodium chloride!
Caleb Fisher
We've been over this, it was the McSpanky Corporate Tax Policy.
Brandon Fisher
Could jimmy Neutron work in mordor
Alexander Smith
What's Skeet's tax policy?
Aiden Harris
>'11 >old school
Anthony Walker
Some of us have only been here a year pal
Noah Campbell
Well, I'm sorry to hear that. seriously though, lurk the fuck moar.
Cooper Foster
>be buying food >bag boy says to cashier >"why don't you just memorize the prices and do the tax in your head" which one of you was this
Blake Rodriguez
Jimmy's committing fraud. The Register is for inventory as well as transaction management. You can do what he does and if your register isn't camera'd, you can just pocket everything so long as you have change handy to give customers.
I guarantee you this cartoon caused a lot of thievery.
Tyler Smith
Now this is dedication
Ayden Evans
Formerly Sneed's
Carson Nelson
I know. That's how this board became the second-most important containment board on the website.
William Morales
this is funny until you realize that the nigga who posted the slowpoke was definitely the same nigga who made this image, and it's only funny from his point of view
James Gray
Being a kid is thinking Jimmy was right, being an adult is knowing Skeet was right.
Logan Diaz
Just a little sodium chloride!
Thomas Bailey
Big McSneedys formally McChuckies!
Joseph Diaz
dude, it's salt
Lincoln Brooks
Also accurate count on the inventory.
Gavin Adams
Skeet for employing minors
Luke Carter
Jimmy was obviously wrong, POS systems are designed to take inventory etc. also.
Ayden Scott
Who designed these characters and who approved them?
Nathan Sullivan
its funny when you realize its all shopped
Nathaniel Torres
Who actually wrote this show?
Was is his way of getting back at all the people who laughed at his clearly superior intellectual capacities?
Anthony Ortiz
...
Jonathan Ross
Skeed's fries & flurps (formerly Sneed's)
Eli Green
>hahah i'm an old school Sup Forums vet! xD I was here before all of you i'm cool af hahahah, Sup Forums vet btw
Bentley Sanders
MOOOOOOOODS
Ayden Flores
>no record of what's being sold and how much which is bad for the logistics of ordering more product in the future Jimmy has that all memorized
Charles Moore
>t. newfag
Eli Hernandez
What exactly is a flurp? Is that a milkshake?
Parker Sullivan
>boy genius embezzling money from his new place of work >childrens show
Caleb Long
newfag
Angel Reed
Fucking redditor
Thomas Jackson
t. thinks being here long gives him some sort of stupid fucking cred good one, did you come up with that yourself? nah but you should go back to there yourself mate
Matthew Harris
Okay, you had your fun. Now close the tab and return to reddit.
Gavin Nelson
>getting this butt frusturated that you replied to each individual person
Lol not one of them either.
Nathaniel Edwards
you're obsessed with reddit man? why do you think about it so much? go there often yourself?
Oliver Ortiz
>you can't reply to the people that replied to you haha stay mad kiddo lol not one of them either heheh sure bud. you come off as stupid not gonna lie
David Gutierrez
You don't listen well, do you? Do you need daddy Trump to tell you?
Dylan Fisher
what are you going on about? trump? are you projecting or trying to bring politics into this? are you mentally deficient? end yourself mate
Hunter Powell
Why are you so triggered? If you want a safespace, you'll fit right in with tumblr.
Luke Rogers
I'm not though? I have seriously no idea what you're going on about. something about trump, reddit, or tumblr but I don't see how that fits into any of this so I'm guessing you're retarded
Joshua Hall
>The sun is the hottest thing in the galaxy What did Jummy mean by this? Even lightning is hotter.
Logan Perry
fuck off
Easton Brown
>2011 was 37 years ago
Leo Rogers
>replying to everyone I can't even imagine being this much of a buttfrustrated attention whore
Camden Johnson
>not being here to witness Sup Forums first dose of chemo newfriend
Aiden Long
this desu It's not about cred you fucking newfag. It's about understanding board culture before you post.
Eli Thomas
>1 year ago was a million years ago
Easton Edwards
some of us even less than that xD
Jayden Kelly
where's hitler
Gavin Gray
Skeet was always right, Jimmy was a pretentious piece of shit who thought he was better than everyone else because he used science words.
Logan Morgan
Honestly the thing that's ruined this website above anything else is the "go back to le plebddit" meme. It has replaced like 50% of the discourse here. It was just as shitty before but at least half the posts weren't about the same fucking thing
I miss when we had THIS IS SPARTAAAAA posting and not a lot else
Julian Davis
sad, I bet you thought you looked cool typing this.
Evan Rivera
jimmy for being a smart ass prick, you need to use the cashier for the record of sale and so you can keep account of inventory.
Evan Ward
nice reddit spacing you faggot
Luis Gutierrez
I miss this Sup Forums I miss it so fucking much
Kayden Martin
A place where I worked called Taco Johns had an employee who was there for years. He worked the drive thru window exclusively, even switching with employees if he had to come in on a day off.
A a things went on he told me his scam. He either did a rain man or studied it extensively to instantly calculate the drink order vs. the order, subtract it from any cash payment and quickly pocket the drink's total.
It doesn't seem like too much of a feat but he'd pocket close to a $100 a day. I was on to better things than there so I never asked to be a part of or report him. Seeing as restaurants and stores make a 100% profit on fountain drinks, it wasn't really that bad.
Sebastian Murphy
but jimmy was better than everyone you rural and suburban retard
Jeremiah Cox
go back to ebaumsworld nigger
Joshua Wilson
>he thinks it's shopped Child, I....
Gabriel Evans
>250 replies out of 300 were not posts
Yeah, nah.
Oliver Hernandez
*bot
Christopher Bell
You can have emojis in your name?
Joseph Stewart
did you even watch the show?
Luis Barnes
>2011 >being this new I seriously hope you guys don't do this
Jordan Fisher
So, what, are they supposed to get rid of their paper trail entirely and just keep Jimmy around 24/7 to handle everything verbally?
Why not just make Jimmy run the entire fucking place then?
Brody Cooper
That's an idea.
Angel Scott
Old memes weren't funny and relied way too much on repetition. Just a bunch stupid in-jokes you had to memorize so other anons wouldn't shit on you.
Christopher Bailey
>United Airlines nice
Gabriel Collins
What? You don't like racist, endlessly whiny, not funny r/the_donald Sup Forums?
Brayden Sanders
Jimmy is commentary on how smart autists fuck up a working world by reinventing the small stuff and trying to fix clocks that aren't broken.
This kid was lifting shit we was paid to haul like Arnold. Boss says lift with your legs boys, you are being paid to work not a fucking doctor. The kid thinks it looks gay and resumes hulk mode. Seconds later he tries to scoop up a mini fridge like he's going to hug it and the dummy rips out lots of muscle andbshit in his lower back. He's crying were laughing and when my buddy opens the fridge it's stuffed with car batteries.
Old man got sued, we got laid off and the kid didn't get shit because bankruptcy.
Leo Watson
Jimmy would then get fired for coming up short on the register and contemplate suicide because he considered himself to be a modern genius yet couldn't hold a fast food job
Hunter Richardson
Nah, someone just went into the archive to see the original post when the slowpoke thread ended up getting hundreds of replies. It still happens on Sup Forums the same day every year (except now that Nazi mods delete all historic threads like Sakura fish and Santa yui, who knows if it'll last next year.
Jackson Kelly
Jimmy was. Each register is essentially a simplified ATM that keeps a log of all the transactions so that management can make sure employees don't pocket any of the money. I cannot stress this enough.