The Apprentice Thread #2

The Apprentice Thread #2

want to fuck alana tbqh

First for black girl

RIP Nick

th for wan

>crossing out organic on the label
LOL

It's the slags' to lose

asian guy is already fucking me off royally

2005 - First Forte - Impact
2006 - Velocity - Invicta
2007 - Stealth - Eclipse
2008 - Alpha - Renaissance
2009 - Ignite - Empire
2010 - Apollo - Synergy
2011 - Venture - Logic
2012 - Sterling - Phoenix
2013 - Evolve - Endeavour
2014 - Tenacity - Summit
2015 - Versatile - Connexus
2016 - Nebula - Titans

2017 - Graphene - Vitality

>crossing out 'organic'
my sides

want karen to stamp my bollocks into a fine paste

LET ME FINK

CONTINUE MAKING BURGERS

NOONE EATS IN LUNCHTIME

would not eat those burgers
bloody hell they have been in room temperature for hours

>come here to where there are no customers

fucking hell m8

>Connexus
how could I forget such a gem

charles is a right fucking geek desu

Anyone remember the names Alan made them change?

There was a decadence one year that he rejected

ok

BLACK GUY GOING HOME FIRST

just support west ham and you'll know the feel

Post the fitties lads

First for Luisa

Holy Shit! This show is older than me!

Sales tactic :- play dumb. THEN FUCKEN YELL.

cant stand him

It's retarded how easy it is for girls to sell shit.

>everyone on maximum damage control

kek

Why are the girls always so shit

No wonder Mark Sampson told this uppity slag to fuck off.

>it's...it's full of meat...

Just spout some greek mythology shit and you'll be good.

>Dat cringe of a pitch

3 burgers. Good start

What did she mean by this?

MODS

>FULL OF MEAT....

Nth for RIP Stuart Baggs

Boys shitting the bed and it's soaking through the mattress

Why wouldn't you come prepared with a name? you could easily find some decent ones in 5 mins

tbf the lads are an absolute embarrassment this week

aids Rio is getting sacked

Cardiovascular disease and type 2 diabetes

Don't forget talking over each other. This is a key strategy.

Jap is so fucking gone.

They are all playing the blame games mid-task. What a joke.

Wiley on crack going home

>approaching the fat man to sell a burger
bit rude

Cute vegan lass

Girl who bought the burger was qt

Vitality? Graphene? What the fuck what did I miss??

>Renaissance
Oh man.

>Nebula
Didn't they lose like the first 8 tasks in a row last year? They were fantastic.

State of people who pay this price for pleb tier food like burgers

White male to go first, this is the BBC after all

Leadership tactic: tell the boys to shut up an' lemme think for a sec

>not spreading out
>just a gang of mad women with burgers running around harrassing people

F

Feel like the boys always lose the first week

Spoken like a true master of the art.

F

I hope he is frolicking in that field of ponies

>get told to go for £4 a pack

>immediately sell the lot for £2 a pack

fucking hell

I don't think they're allowed to split up aside from team/sub-team

>Just shotting burgers out in the ends

Typical East London

It's not a good idea if who you sold the shit too is trying to stifle his laughter.

£2 per pack? Didn't the chicken cost them £3.60? They have good time. What the fuck?

Who the fuck buys raw burgers off some random cunt in the street??!!

>buying meat of the street
grim

Wouldn't be the apprentice without some last minute panic selling.

The random cunts are surrounded by a BBC camera crew remember

>vitanthony burgtano here

>only 30 seconds left
w-woah

I was thinking exactly that. The camera crew makes it seem more legit though.

>25 minutes on boardroom
Hate this meme

you'd be so pissed if you happened to run into these groups in two locations on the same day and they'd cut prices in half

>10 burgers for £5

Well, shit, that's a good deal.

they see the cameras

isn't AIDS rio the PM?

They're not random. They have a camera crew and they know it's The Apprentice

The real question is: Who the fuck buys shit off people on The Apprentice?

>BUUUUUUUURGERRRRRRRRRS

Macho man "my cock is bigger than yours" games innit.

Is Siobhan a bogdanov?

Is le shouty taff man still in charge of You're Fired?

But boardroom is the best part

blackie got an instagram or no

The Prime Minister?

Fucking hope not

yeah, hes off if they lose

>never mind about the quarter pounder
>it's the quarter million you should be thinking about

At 10 for £5 I would. Once that's shit is cooked if it was going to kill me then it was just my time to go.

If someone offered my that I'd think that they made them out of rat meat

All that sycophantic laughter from these plebs

RIP DANNY

IS DANNY /OUR GUY/?

Florist woman is an absolute OGRE

screaming

Alan pls go back to twitter

that girl to the left of the debt collector is quite cute

Almost a third of the episode is the Sugar grilling into them getting them to fight.

>Apprentice on a Wednesday

FFS I MISSED IT
BBC CUNTS

>what's an unnatural chicken?
Alan backing me up from last thread

>Before we get to who's won. I have to address something. Abida, nice hijab luv. But I'm not looking to get into the arms business. You're fired. Try not to hijack the taxi on your way out.

Christ, Alan.

Absolutely need Charles OUT.
fuck him

>Only 1 minute left in the episode

wew that hour went fast

FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT