What do you do?
This guy shows up at your frat party
Andrew Thomas
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Ayden Nelson
> opens bible
> teleports behind him
Nothing personal, Caliph.
Christian Anderson
Invite him in, he looks explosively entertaining.
Joshua Young
Wonder when I joined a fraternity.
Oliver Long
I show him my new watch shalom ..
Isaac Sullivan
Tell him that we're all going streaking, through the quad to be specific
Aiden Sanchez
Ask him if he wants a beer and a ham sandwich !
Gabriel Bell
>Spray him with champagne and bacon for light hearted bantz
>Watch him melt into a puddle ala wizard of oz style because HARAM OVERLOAD
Bentley Ward
who the FUCK is this GEED?
SERIOUSLY WHO THE FUCK IS THIS GUY??
ANYONE KNOW THIS FUCKING GUY???
Gavin Wright
Let him in so he can blow them all up before I start shooting everyone.
Zachary Foster
Is that the vape nation faggot?
Luis Wright
We'll have a blast
Samuel Campbell
Charge him to get in make a quick 10 bucks ez
Alexander Stewart
>Implying he can pass my bouncer
Nathan Adams
isn't he supposed to worth severals millions ?
beat him to pulp and call the fbi
Carson Bell
kek.
Logan Watson
I tempt him into doing the haramest of things
Jason Bennett
bring us arab cheesecake and then you can come in
Jayden Kelly
"Who do you know here?"
Jace Roberts
Oh it's supposed to be a cheesecake? I think I've had it once and found it quite disgusting.
Evan Jones
ask him to give us a lecture of female modesty and the role of women in islam i guess
Michael Reed
jesus I thought the cheese fetish was an american thing, tell me there's something more than just cheese in there
Bentley Hill
Invite him in, of course. I already know his guy likes to party.
Gabriel Martin
>What do you do?
Serve desert
Isaac Gutierrez
Worst part is the fine noodles are soaked in sugar syrup.
Nathan Barnes
Spend as much time listening to him intently as he will keep going for, always asking questions and trying to show interest in Islam, Isis and his jihad to establish a caliphate all across the world in almighty Allah's name. Then consume as much bacon, pork and ham as I can in front of him and vomit as much of it over him and ejaculate with the fury of a thousand suns
I'm a simple guy
Brayden Ortiz
too fucking real man
Luke Brooks
Nice
Jonathan Young
No one calls it a cheesecake but that's essentially what Knafeh is, melted cheese held together by fried pastry.
Done right it's delicious.
Joshua Edwards
Talk nicely to him.
Make him feel comfy.
After everyone leaves the part, grab him and introduce him to the Catherine wheel.
en.wikipedia.org
Spend the next few days watching it die in the basement while tossing bacon at it and laughing with your mates.
Aaron Thompson
party
Ryder Clark
DAILY REMINDER THAT FRATS ARE FULL OF FAGGOTS.
Nicholas Thomas
Use some basic hebrew to start up a conversation.
Lincoln Gray
Ask him how wet Katie got
Cameron Jones
>"Fucking GDI...HEY! Brothers only"
>kick the shit out of him
>bang sorority sloots
Charles Ward
This.
Jackson Kelly
2:30 in
Josiah James
Ask him his beliefs.
If he says terrorist him and me are going to have a problem.