Survivor Pre-Live Thread

SURVIVORS READY?

woo, lets go

no jodyfags edition

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watch australian survivor lads, this season is better than anything coming out of us survivor since cagayan.

how

tee-dees

This.
Luke is one of the based contestants of all-time.

one more hour

shelby hali lawyer spin off when?

hali best survivor girl, shelby best big brother girl

we didnt deserve them

lol why are you people watching israel's survivor? It's fucking terrible, I wish we had american survivor

i miss michelle ;;

same

so comfy

giv fitness mommy gf

Remember when Rupert was a reward?

>no jodyfags edition

pls no bully :(

patrician detected

what time does it start?

haha do you think Michelle and Jess lezzed out haha

we arent. she is just a qt that was in my survivor folder

6 bings

she is defintely top 2 qts on the island this season
nubian princess is her competition

ugh showfags

inb4 Simone gets no confessional again

it's pretty good but I wouldn't go that far.

;_;

Alan is /ourguy/

MASTERMIND CHRISSY

HOLY SHIT HOW DEVIOUS

Why are niggers always so irrational?

He was in the nfl, he was probably hit too hard a couple times

Actually, they're always one step ahead of non-blacks.

lmao, I thought the same thing. Maybe he'll get an MRI after the seasons over

>Ali's ass

hottie gook

>*macgyver commercial*
>What are you doing?
>Improvising!

I thought this was a meme

"She's weird."

And you're NOT?!

>Minnesotan already voted off
Uffda.

okay so she's getting screentime, but she's going home goddamit

is Ryan /ourguy/?

Being an asian on survivor is suffering

It unironically had a >record scratch scene too

>i live on a tribe

>diversity advocate

fucking dropped

>nu-male
>125 pounds
yes

how did she clean her butt?

SIMONE WINNER'S EDIT

LET'S GO

Ali is so fucking HOT.

Only if you're an asian woman, asian men tend to do better

cole's abs make me feel sad

>everyone on this tribe but me is hot and smart
JUST

isnt the queen fillipino?

Jole is /ourcouple/

joe is like a broke ass tony lol

>"I'm trying to figure out ways to leave camp"
>he's just standing at the edge staring into the trees
lel

...

Puerto Rican

LOL thats right

SHE'S DOMINICAN

"Rock climbing" is not a skill set, Chad

hashtag too many fucking idols

this is definitely better than Game Changers which was the first season I ever watched.

Cole helping Tony's retarded little brother accomplish his dreams

You know they'll find the idol when they spend this much time on it. The editors are so predictable.

being an asian male on bb is suffering

All star seasons like Game Changers are only good if you've seen the previous seasons of the people playing and know the meta. But this season is good so far imo

i was bummed the post vote idol didnt get played

>first season I ever watched.

I'm so sorry.

The editing for idols has been bad for a while, usually if someone goes looking (on the final cut) they find it within the minute.

FUCK TOM BRADY!!!

BOBBY MOYNIHAN

>JP's bulge
OwO

I'm so tired of there being 20 idols a season

stream?

>those underwater fart bubbles

kek

shes soo hot whats her name i dont watch survivor

>chrissy now has four F2s

i'd probably just jerk off underwater desu

i'd be afraid of going on survivor because my facial hair looks like shit and I know Sup Forums would make fun of me

cbs.com/live-tv/stream/

no idea

ask this guy

>when you're starving to death on a bug infested beach and some Sup Forums autist wont shut the fuck up

>being worried about what ~100 people think of you who you will never see in real life

>Hustler tribe has the best people
>Heroes tribe have people playing the hardest
>Healers tribe are just there

I only watch US Survivor

they would have to blur my tattoos so they wouldnt cast me unless they really liked me. could cover them up with tape and shit in the bb house but i couldnt be that exposed for so long. the survivor edit lets you get away with lots of crazy shit

"You need a man's touch?"

/OURGUY/

k

>not quite my tempo

>THAT LOW ENERGY IDOL TOSS

Chrissy-Ryan will be Britney-Ian 2.0 down the line

Had to google since I wanted to fap to her too, here's her insta instagram.com/lironrevivo_/?hl=en

why aren't there reward challenges at the beginning. Those are always so comfy

Fuck, is this going to be a season where there's only one challenge per episode? I hate that.

You're doing god's work, user

oh it's the old dive downy one

her insta sucks, there's hardly any cleavage or ass shots

The Healers suck.

DEVIN THE BEAST

>he can't get off solely to faces
lmao