Confession time

How much of a loser are you?

Not as much as Hillary Clinton.

not as much as every Canadian

neet but have a gf

I dont know at this point

Balding, virgin NEET with no gf. Get me off this ride.

>535353

kek'd and checked.

I spend every second of every day having cyber sex on World of Warcraft. Most of the time I am very intoxicated.

Well, i'm not a NEET at least.

I'm slowly emerging from alcoholism and piecing my life together after leaving the military and my wife and I broke up a few months afterward. At least I'm eating healthy and going to school, which is a great relief for my mind :)

So yeah I guess I'm doing okay now- but I live in a new city and haven't met any friends yet :/

>age 29
>not a single friend since 17
>only 4 friends in entire life
>no gf ever
>virgin
>only know 3 people (my brother, my mom, my dad)
>barely talk to my dad because I'm scared of him for no reason even though he is nice (it's a mental problem idfk)
>scared of my mom and she is even nicer
>not scared of my brother but we barely talk and never do anything together
>spend 12 hours a day on Sup Forums
>sleep 12-13 hours night or day, right now during the day
>scared to go anywhere because I'm scared people will beat me or I will anger them in some way
>convinced the entire world hates me
Not exaggerated in any way. All factual.

I came to Korea to be an English teacher because of kpop, but I've been here 3 years, now hate kpop and am still a virgin. Canadian btw

>Working for minimum wage
>2 years into engineering degree
>Virgin
>Tfw no gf, never had gf
>Spend ~12 hours every day off playing video games
>Somehow narcissistic despite virgin no gf
>Objectively good looking
>6'2 190lb /fit/izen
All in all not too bad desu.

Do you think your parents had higher expectations from you?

Definitely. They've said so. Problem is I hate this world. There is nothing in it I want to accomplish. I simply hate this world and everything about it. It's hell to me.

>27
>Job in financial sector
>Engaged to a redpilled qt with whom I've been in love since high school
>She became born again Christian
>She's got a job in the financial sector as well
>Lost all the weight I gained in the past three years
>Buying a house with her

You fucking low lives.

black hole level, infinite gravity...

> still not a faggot like op tho

make $100 - $150 a day from a online/flash games site i made in high school. It was earning $300-$400 a day at its peak for a few years.

I have 0 motivation to do anything even though im capable. Every time i try and start a project i just freeze up and cant move forward I dont know whats wrong with me. I've tried adderall, nootropics, and other supplements and nothing....

i have all the resources too, i can code, i have a facebook page that gets me 50,000 - 80,000 clicks to any link I post, and my sister is an editor at a major online site and can easily feature any site i launch

still cant get shit done for some reason

>19
>smoker (dont do other drugs thans ciggs and occasionaly drink)
>6"4 blonde, blue eyes
>upper middleclass family
>got my own place (priviledge desu since i don't pay for the house)
>sexually active
>pretty lonely because friend's aren't very open minded about politics (even though most of them are right wing)
>haven't finished college yet (droped out and changed education 2 years ago)
>live out on the countryside

Pretty good desu but I'm but I'm not proud of myself this far (haven't really accomplished a lot of things, was very dependant on parents when i did drugs)

Damn. Wrecked after death.

Running helps me ith my depression - like a crazy amount

It's as though I become a different person after strenuous exertion

I'd recommend giving it a try as you have literally nothing to lose

I am deplorable

>lelz swedish blonde hair blue eyes.

nice lie nigger

Yeah I do that too except I hike a mountain instead of run. Wears me out just as much but without as much joint damage.

>Impressive resume
>Depressing social life

Just like a lot of Sup Forums.

>NEET.
>smoke weed and watch animu everyday.
>lolicon.

could be worse i guess.

Hit me up at [email protected]

I'm getting out of the Peace Corp in a bit and have an app I'm having programmed

I know nothing about coding and need a wingman to make sure I don't get fucked - also if you have contacts with tech press that's fucking super

The basic premise of the app is to link people with niche interests IRL - if we can get this done, threads like this won't exist anymore

A big one. Why?

I'm going to try this, I get depressed and anxious like a day every 2 weeks.

How long/how much progress do you need in order to feel good (I know running is like a drug when you're experienced)

I can help you with the last point.The world doesn't give a fuck about you buddy.In fact they don't even know you exist.

>Have money
>buy weed and make into space cakes etc
>profit from the great medicine and recieve bonus creativity

Shoot me an email at [email protected]

Everyone should have a friend
Also to balance out the niceness so you aren't put off, you're a huge faggot :)

Enough that you're making noticable progress (for me it was distance, but speed might work)

I think the bigger bit though is pushing yourself past the pain of it

20 year old virgin,
cant get shit done for me
going to school
but I'M destroyed completely since middle and high school
Tried multiple times to get up and be a man , get success and be happy
but it has always failed.
I cant socialise, plus being outside sucks my energy , both physical and mental

I plan to have a proper job, and spend my life with painting , painting out my mind and all the fucked up shit that comprises it. I want to be a professional painter so I can convey all my minds stuff into the works

Then I'll off myself once mom and dad is dead.

Getting to ten minutes of jogging is hard and takes a while, like some weeks, but then I found I started putting on minutes like nobodys business and it was great.

Mixed race american detected

>been single for almost 5 years
>expat wageslave
>couldn't be arsed to learn language or customs or whatever
>three years of misery in a dystopian multikulti german city because MUH CAREER
>never been more depressed in my life
>will be unemployed in a couple of months
>can't wait to go back home
>hopefully i won't die in a terror attack

Ok thanks, going to try this

I've tried to run before but i always get off after a week or so, I lift a lot of week days so running has been hard to take up

you can make it, friend.
get /fit/, it'll do wonders.
remember, we love you.

ocmw of vdab?
also why not hire a cheap whore

>big loser in middle school
>even bigger loser in high school
>I simply got better along with the losers, so I hanged with them
>move to oslo
>get cool friends, get laid
>move together with three friends in a dope apartment that is very centrally placed
>study STEM, have well paying summer job
>smoke weed everyday
>drink every weekend
>consistently get girls
>however my loser past haunts me as my new friends figures out how few friends I have from my hometown

Wether I am a loser or not, I am happy with where I am at. I wish I was better with conversations though, it tends to get boring pretty quickly when talking to me.

Fit, 6'2 , have money and go to good uni

The only way in which I'm a loser is I don't have a gf

but desu that's more so a pro rather than a con with how bratty they're getting in Finland

>Be 28
>Grew up in a developing predominantly white suburb in Dallas.
>Dad is fucktard pothead and Mom is a sociopath.
>Was a bit flamboyant as a youngser, got beat up by bullies. Dad never taught me to defend myself. Mom would just berate me.
>Am a depressed 8-10 year old boy with only one close friend.
>Get moved to a different school with no friends. Get bullied even worse then old school. Make bad grades because im skipping classes the hazing is so bad.
>One day mom loses shit and says she dosent love me. I'm 11 years old.
>Lose hope that anyone will ever understand me, feel suicidal at age 11. Try to kill myself in school.
>Spend 2 months in Green Oaks.
>fast forward to highschool, I now smoke weed with some potheads I was able to make "friends" with.
>Meet girl from cali
>Start going out.
>Lose my virginity at age 17, and I am the happiest ive ever been. Think shes the one I want to invest my life in.
>She starts berating me for not fitting the macho man archetype.
>Starts openly hitting on my friends right in front of me.
>We break up. Feelsbad.jpg
>9 months later she emails me.
>Its a girl.
>Its mine.
>Try to make things work, but end up putting her up for adoption.
>Never have any desire to chase a relationship with any woman ever again. Basicly lose all trust in women in general.
>Now I got a great job, live by myself, got a good bankroll, spending the rest of my days praising KEK.

Get on my level faggots.

You guys should remember that the birthrates of developed countries are astoundingly low, society is in major flux and the amount of people achieving the proper life path is almost half what it crucially needs to be.

We're in a crisis right now, we literally have a Nazi breeding program for the worst memebers of society.
People who can't afford and shouldn't have children are given free homes and money.
Penniless immigrants are given free homes and money while doctor tier immigrants have to wait years to become citizens.

Shits all kinds of fucked up. Remember that you are on Sup Forums and you at least aren't some rainbow haired SJW piece of shit, spending your free time making signs for causes you don't understand and dreaming of destroying the economy with socialism.

No suprise where you live, kek
I mean how much worth does 1 male have in india?

>Has Depression
>Wants to be a painter
>Doesn't find value in modern society

Cheer up Hitler, 4th Reich soon

I browse Sup Forums daily.

How can you not have a gf? Australia is full of cuties user

np m8

Loser virgin who just lies around all day. I go to college courses sometimes. Maybe one day I'll have a job.

Not really, a lot of times I'm self deprecating but I'm objectively at least average

Although I have a problem maintaining employment for legitiment reasons, which in a lot cultures is the typical way you judge someone

Virgin with no friends

>>Starts openly hitting on my friends right in front of me.

How? I got to Japan 3 weeks ago and I've already slept with 2 girls, both on the same day actually.

You've been led astray. Their really isn't. I've been to a lot of places in this country, I've found the best looking girls were all foreign, typically being Western European

>19
>Virgin
>Rheumatism
>Extremely skinny
>Elbows are like knives
>Constantly thinking but never productive
>Head is filled with useless thoughts 24/7

im a 29 year old female that browses Sup Forums. i believe that makes me a bigger loser than all of you combined

Americans are on fire today. Must be in memory of 9/11.

I know I'm gonna get shit on for mentioning reddit ...

but is there a sub-reddit for people who want to turn their lives around?

I'm just angry at myself all the time for being a loser. I can't sleep at night I just lay in bed feeling angry with myself
>30+
>casual job of an 18 year old
>living in an apartment my parents bought me

I need some guidance in a lot of things obviously.

Forem.

Don't worry, I'm not stealing NEETbux. I got a worthless non-STEM degree because I'm retarded. Only thing I managed to get are unpaid internships.

As for whores, I got my dick sucked in Amsterdam and bust a nut embarrassingly fast. I can't suffer that humiliation again.

Where do you live? That sounds pretty good

Anyway, you aren't going to achieve anything by materialism, etc, etc, it needs to come by virtue

Tits or gtfo

you should start practicing muay thai.

it will fix everything.

...

20 in the mili i aint too bad im cool enough.

I don't have any friends, I just play video games and watch movies, kill me.

Can't even remove muslims, my back was crooked so they would not let me into the military.

Who else /trustfundkiddie/ here?

>25 y/o
>neet
>can do literally anything i want
>spend 12 hours a day bullying canadians on Sup Forums
>can afford any food i want
>spend it all on frozen nuggets and ramen
>can afford to live anywhere i want
>live with parents, never leave house
>could get with any girl i wanted because chicks like money or i could just pay for sex
>fap to 2d as often as my penis permits
>still less of a loser than you because i have 10 million dollarydoos
>mfw

jesus christ

Let me put it this way: I have a large map of Westeros on my bedroom wall and in my living room I have a miniature model of Tiamat.

what is so good at STEM degrees?
I mean if you aint shit in math then STEM is not for you but you still need to make money to live...

> wizard
> soul crushing desk job with average pay
> no hobby outside of vidya
> might end unemployed in 6 month top because company is laying people off
> few friends are either 5000km away or we only meet once a year near Christmas

It becomes harder every day to find something to get going

3rd time first year of uni. My mother called me imbecile

Brunswick in Melbourne

While it sounds good, and yes it's better than a lot of alternatives, it still puts me on the shit heap of life.

I want more. I had an amazing over achieving gf who I wanted to marry but obviously she wised up and dumped me. Who the fuck would want to have kids with a guy earning $30k, no sick leave, etc

...Define loser.

this:

I don't give a shit about being virgin anymore, I just need to leave my house and make some friends and everything will be okay

Check your mirror

No it doesn't. The only way you can be a loser as a chick is if you're fat or ugly.

If you're neither you're apex tier stock and you can have your pick from chads who appreciate geekiness.

20, virgin, porn induced erectile dysfunction. just started smoking, working at fast food restaurant.

I want off this ride lads. I nearly have my license which is good.

I'm not successful but I'm really content with life right now

The eternal Dane strikes again.

Don't off yourself just yet. Stick in there for the future happenings.

I went to a whore

How should I feel about this?

How do you get erectile dysfunction from porn ?

I jack it 3-4 times a day and my boners have gotten increasingly fierce over time

Just wait a while and you'll see what I mean. I wish I could go back to getting rock hard by looking at a girl in a bikini.

Death grip syndrome?

But do you jack off to porn?

I have severe problems with anxiety and basic communication and instead of seeking therapy I post pictures of Donald Trump posing like a character from Jojo's Bizarre Adventure on a Nubian Rutherfordium enthusiast ice sculpture.

>yfw we all fit the profile for school shooters or isis members

The fact that I don't even have an excuse to be this much of a loser probably makes me an even bigger loser. In SJW terms I'm probably very privileged but my 30 years on this earth have been an absolute disaster. I would probably be terribly depressed and suicidal if I actually spent time thinking about my life, but I'm so used to ignoring all my failures and shortcomings I don't even feel bad. I quite literally live in something like a phantasy world and spend 24/7 distracting myself. My mother has showed signs that the freeloading days (or rather years) are over and that she will kick me out before I turn 30 and that's probably when I will realize the extent of the misery that is my life and then I'm going to kill myself. Not even mad. Not even sad. Gonna off myself and be done with it, the thought does not bother me at all.

If you haven't perfected your physique, do that

Once you've done that, get pussy

Once you've done that, start a hobby. Combat sports and music are best for this.

Once you've done that, read philosophy and set life goals

Once you've done that, enjoy 1st world hedonism until you want to get kids and have 7 red pilled kids

It gets better lad but you have to actually start doing things every day that change you. Ask yourself: if I keep going like this, will I be any different 1 year from now ? If not, you have to force yourself to make that 0,1% difference every day. Over years it adds up

Powerfull quote. Do you have anything else like this?

>i have a 16 cm dick and i think it's short, that's why i dont talk to woman, 26 yo virgin

I'm a loser socially. 22, no friends, kissless.

Career-wise, I think I'm on the right track. I'm work full time as an intern ($25/hr), go to grad school full time, and am studying for the CPA exam. Sometimes I wonder what the point is though.

I dont know where to start, im not a complete failure just that i kinda am shit. A mixture of privaledge and missfortunes, also ugly
mixed race ;_;
I you would want to know details im sorry, i dont know wjere to start and would not adress everything.

Yes. All kinds.

No, if anything I have a problem with busting too fast and I have to pull out for a few seconds.

Idk man I've been at this with the fury of Zeus since I was 13 and nothing has changed towards the worse so far

At least school shooter are remembered you for ever on Sup Forums

>mfw my bullies used to mock me for being destined to shoot up the school

Why do they do this? How is "you're going to kill us all one day" funny?

I have 14cm

How?

RARE
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I don't understand people like this.

Why the fuck would you off yourself before you've given it your best shot ?

This is why nihilism is the cancer that killed western civilization, young men like this would rather just end it because they have no attachment to anything, no mission, no nation to sacrifice for.

Nigger are you fucking stupid, 16cm is average or even maybe slightly above average