A shock that people are claiming was an earthquake was just felt across the entirety of South Korea
twitter.com
People from top to bottom are feeling the shake.
The main chat service in the country (KakaoTalk) is down for EVERYONE.
This is NOT an earthquake. North Korea have made the first strike.
This might be my final post, lads.
It was an honor posting with you.
Is kimmy nuking the north korea underground
B-but Kim has no bing bong
Rip in peace koreabro
K...KEEP ME POSTED
Fuck its real, wtffffffffff
rip pepsi-chan
b-but everyone makes fun of Best Korea and always says they are millions of YEARS away from making a bomb. Stupid Americans...
Rip. you shall now become one with Best korea.
probably another one of their nuclear tests, this time bigger. Did you feel the earthquake from the last test? How big do you think the nuke is this time
Can confirm kakao is down
didn't feel an earthquake
checked
Only Gundams imported from Japan can stop them
Dubs of truth. South Korea is kill.
> making a bomb
You mean making a warhead that can function, they've had nuclear bombs forever you uneducated hick.
He actually did it
the absolute madman
>didn't feel an earthquake
that's because you already dead
The latest was around 30 kilotons
Boosted fission, but not a proper fission-fusion weapon
You can make small fission-fusion-fission weapons with a yield of 200-500 kilotons if you have the knowledge
I don't think the Norks are that far ahead yet
They're just trying to get fission warheads to put on missiles
100 kilotons is realistic for them for a smaller device
FUCK YOU
KOREAN IS SHIT
But korea-goyim , do you think best-korea is really that stupid to nuke you?
I mean look on the brightside , if they do you can easily annex them.
China is already getting tired of it's retarded commie brother, and with yo friends gonna be easy to annex the north.
They just want negociating power really... because if they were really that best as they believe it would have been easy to build uber farms to feed the nation , would be very easy to build and develop experimental tehnologies and force their peoples advancement.
But they want a bigger share of the pie without having to suck someones dick , thats whats the nuke is for these days.
Its not nuclear, my father was even able to dial out and contact me. He said it shook our house but everyone's fine. Happened offshore.
Well, looks like Kim finally got his clay
Keep calm and shart in mart. I was obviously mocking retarded americans.
Meet me in aisle #3 and we shart together in harmony, what do you say?
include me in the screencap maybe its my last post
that would be some happening shit for real
>buildings got better during 56 years after the start of the Industrial Revolution
CUM IN MUM
>First strike
The US would make shure North Korea would turn into a radioactive wasteland.
Oh shit kakaotalk is down? That is a big fucking deal. Never happened in the two years of tensions that I lived there.
>South Korea has a plan to annihilate the North Korean capital if it shows any signs of mounting a nuclear attack, according to reports from Seoul.
>A military source told the Yonhap news agency every part of Pyongyang "will be completely destroyed by ballistic missiles and high-explosives shells".
>The South Korean military official told Yonhap that Pyongyang districts thought to be hiding the North's leadership would be particularly targeted in any attack. The city, the source said, "will be reduced to ashes and removed from the map".
bbc.com
Based gookers desu, just hope I'm not caught in the crossfire
My homies in Korea are saying it was just an earthquake. Communications are confirmed disrupted (internet, kakaotalk) Usually SK doesnt try to hide north aggression but rather tries to capitalize off it. So it might actually be just an earthquake.
NUCLEAR WINTER NOW
Literally keep me posted unless more comms than a just messaging app are down.
nigga, kakaotalk is comms in SK.
Here we go boys.
see this:
Literally every person I know in Korea, friends, chicks, boss etc. the only contact details I have is kakao, and this is probably the same for 90% of people.
hi kim
saved
finally godzilla can pwn your ass
hello best korea
Finally the thread ive been waiting on.
WILL SOMEONE FLUENT IN KOREAN AND ENGLISH PLEASE TRANSLATE THIS
I know its lengthy, but its for maximum lelz.
It will be guaranteed comedic gold.
please send the finished translation to IHATEFAGS (at) yandex (dawt)com (yes thats my real email)
as it is a bit lengthy.
>inb4 google translate
already tried that, we all know how unreliabe and shit tier google is.
Here it is, thanks in advance to any kind korea bros.
very relevant link and pic
Fuck
Shit
Another one just hit
Much bigger this time
Comms still down
you madman!!
Hello waffle country.
Didn't feel any earthquake. I live an hour and a half drive away from Seoul.
KakaoTalk also seems to be functioning without any problems.
So, it's fucking nothing?
...
We just felt another one. Strap up boys it's war time
Try and send a message using Kakao. It's down.
Another "quake" was just felt but this time near the top of South Korea
I can hear jets outside my window
>implying your country could do shit against us
BONUS REQUEST:
These aditional comments at the bottom.
This is a much shorter request, and still greatly appreciated.
김책 - 미국 - 과학자date 2016-08-17
미제는 인류의 존엄과 평화를 위해서 반드시 멸망시켜야 할 악의 무리들이다.
미국의 민중들과 세계의 반제 투사들은 모두 힘을 합하여 미제의 각을 뜨자.
미제는 서산낙일이며 명줄이 끊어질 날이 얼마 남지 않았다.
김설화 - 중국 - 개체업date 2016-08-31
미제는 멸망직전입니다, 미제가 꼭 멸망되여야 세계는 평화가옵니다,
야수미제는 세계방방곳에서 저들이 야욕을 채우기위해 인권유린을 해왔습니다, 도적이 도적이야하는 격으로 인제는 북인권놀이 합니다,
우리옆집 똥개가 웃습니다, 미국의 각을 뜹시다,
Trains stopping on tracks
More jets above
I cant read all these moon runes
That was painful to read. Go get ready for school and think twice before posting, newfag.
fight eachother
Yeah, it's down now.
I also did feel a slight quake. I live in Kangwondo, which is in the north east. But no jets. Very weak quake. Most likely nothing.
there was apparently an earthquake though
just google korea earthquake
HERE
WE
GO
Stop playing with our emotions you two. Is this legit?
Also post screens of twitter, I have no business with the instajew
So that's what Cl was talking about
The screens are just people going nuts about the earthquakes
I live on the path of jets to Seoul and I'm hearing them every few minutes
He's being completely serious.
K... keep me posted
The United States would turn South Korea into an island.
fuck off roleplaying faggot
"An earthquake with magnitude 4.9 occurred near Taegu, South Korea at 10:44:33.30 UTC on Sep 12, 2016"
Just earthquakes. Might be related to the weapons testing that happened a few days ago though. I don't know how common quakes are over there.
SHIT SEND HELP IT'S HAPPENING RIGHT NOW
my sources say no
They're ring of fire, so it's not uncommon.
GODSPEED KOREAN-BROS
>send help
>implying you don't have one of the largest US expeditionary bases on your fucking lands
no
FUCK
hwanyeong haeyo.
gapsida!!!
mian haeyo....
gomo woyo goryeo!
why is there a gypsy tumor next to my city
lol who cares
Maybe try throwing Galaxy Note 7 at them.
뭐야?
You haven't heard?
We're coming for your clay, kangaroo scum
...
I'm USFK and hearing jets. Got my Chem bag by my bed.
>gypsies in perth
i'd just fucking kill myself at that point to be honest
So nothing out of the ordinary. Sometimes I want to get out of Tornado Alley and visit a place prone to Quakes, would be fun to experience a small quake I think.
Roach bringing epic bantz. Include me in scrren cap plox
So, two earthquakes?
It's time to rock and roll faggot.
have fun with that friendo
Someone put me in the screen caps!!
>North Korea have made the first strike.
Did they put a fan near you?
sbw 252 prth
ping pong gook shit
If Korea is ash by the time I wake up, Kek is as real as these dubs are
flee the area you dolts, avoid possible nuclear strike zones
get breathing protection and ABC suits, find spring water that does not come from a sea, for a good water source.
deep waters are more reliable than shallow waters since the concentration of radionuclides dissolved in the water will be lower in deep waters.
Here we go...
>korean civil war 2.0
>we seize the opportunity and launch a full scale invasion during a civil war like we did with the Chinese
>mfw based Abe will reclaim rightful Japanese clay
>But what if it's WEREWOLVES
>from the FUTURE
?
Based Kim!
Gas the yankee imperialists!
Gook war now!
Try again
Don't worry, Aussie, my country's navy will ship some over to you. With your recent Safe Schools legislation flying around over there, the best thing you can do right now is to further undermine your sense of social cohesion.
Remember, the Marxists like Roz Ward need you to help them usher in their utopia by alienating all Australian children from their parents sense of identity, values, and beliefs. You have a duty to help her achieve her vision.
Quake felt at the USGS. Confirmed a few hours ago.
This is it boys
heh... nice try kid...
*teleports behind you and unsheathes digits*
but these are real dubs...
Lmao
>1109
would have been good if you got that yesterday mate
>dubs