The famous redpilled Sup Forums is fundamental christian?

The famous redpilled Sup Forums is fundamental christian?

As humanity progressed we observed more and more things while trying to explain them.

What is wind?
>can't see it
>only feel it
>very powerful
>can't control it
>IT MUST BE GOD

humanity progresses

>Wind is the flow of gases on a large scale. On the surface of the Earth, wind consists of the bulk movement of air.

Oh, it's not god. Let's erase that.

How can we control all these people?
>Pick a question they don't know the answer to.
>Create answers to it and all other questions with a simple theory.
>Add a couple of frightening clauses they can't verify (What happens to you after death) (HE can see and hear your thoughts EVERYWHERE)
>Fix theory so it can seemingly work on it's own: Add meditation in some form (prayers, rituals,etc).

"Please GOD, let me have this, that, etc"
>not realizing you're basically motivating yourself through meditation.
>IT WORKS OMG GOD IS REAL
>BIBLE IS TRUE
>FEAR SATAN HE IS AMONG US

You're only christian because your parents raised you as one.

It's called guided spiritual journey.
>not having the knowledge to manipulate your own feelings
>have others manipulate it for you
>being this bluepilled on life

Your fear of satan is good for me.
Your radical parasitically expanding cancer called Islam is not.

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Fuck off black science man.

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autism

indoctrination

You can call me whatever you want, lol.

Pathetic... I open first contradiction and I find one No and billion Yes...
Nice autist logic.

When some things contradict, it's a sign of fiction/lies. Even 1 contradiction is a sign of fiction.

Bible is just a book. Get over it.
I'm not saying it's a bad book, but it's ONLY a book.

Contradiction/Paradox means that you are to stupid to comprehend the information provided to you.

>believes in fairy tales/burning bushes/walking on water(LOL)
>calls me stupid

I am not calling you stupid.
I am saying you ARE stupid if you can't solve contradictions/paradoxes.

>you ARE stupid if you can't solve contradictions/paradoxes.

Seems to me you're the one that can't solve them.

>Contradiction/Paradox means that you are to stupid to comprehend the information provided to you.

Go back in time and kill yourself

>I am saying you ARE stupid if you can't solve contradictions/paradoxes
You mean "solve" them like with cognitive dissonance?

Or solve them like reject them as the fiction they are?

Problems with comprehension of Pakistani writings?

Solve them like they solve physics paradox'es.
Or do you imply that physics has no paradoxes?

>Solve them like they solve physics paradox'es.
You're conflating the incoherence of poorly written fiction with the natural science of physics?


>Or do you imply that physics has no paradoxes?
I imply that physics isn't fiction but primitive Bronze Age storytelling certainly is.

Yes, the board that throws around "cuck" as stand-in for every insult imaginable is going to unironically worship Joseph's wife's son.

Do you have any actual arguments?
Maybe care to explain how quantum physics works?

>Bronze Age storytelling certainly is.
So you say it's impossible to melt iron, right?
I wonder how do you solve this paradox... you know that it should be possible to melt iron like any other metal, but you can't do it in bronze age. Is this a fiction yet?

>Do you have any actual arguments?
Actual arguments aren't necessary to dismiss fictional Bronze Age storytelling as incoherent nonsense.

>Maybe care to explain how quantum physics works?
This is your argument? If quantum physics is sufficiently explained in a Sup Forums thread, then that's your "proof" the bible is inerrant?

The delusions are strong with this one.

Stop using the word paradox, you have no idea what it means, and you sound retarded.

>I don't know how something works, IT'S A PARADOX, IT MUST BE GOD

They melted iron cause they tried praying to god for melting it, and it didn't work.

fpbp

If you believe in quantum physics, everything is possible.

God has nothing to do with paradoxes, people like you do. Do you even know what paradox means? Damn.. I am out of this illiterate bread...

By the way. I appreciate your bible tool. It's VERY useful for me.

You're welcome ^_^

God in itself is a paradox when perceived objectively.

>So you say it's impossible to melt iron, right?
No, I'd say that is a ridiculous strawman

>you know that it should be possible to melt iron like any other metal, but you can't do it in bronze age.
The first biblical characters appear in the Bronze Age, about 1000 BCE. The Iron Age came next, but the knowledge and system of iron working was not evenly distributed geographically in the Levant over the next thousand years.

>If you believe in quantum physics, everything is possible.

Quantum physics is something you accept, not something you "believe in" You can believe in magical realism, fairy tales and superstitions. Religions, too.

>you're only christian because your parents raised you one
No.
Thankfully I grew out of edgy atheism when i was 21.

>needs an edgy invisible man in the sky to forgive him so he can sleep at night

>Thankfully I grew out of edgy atheism when i was 21.

*tips bucket helmet* M'lord.

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