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>STD

its called STD you cuck

Brainlets

STD is a /DIS/ease

a literal STD thread

>/STD/ - sexually transmitted /DIS/ease

i'm not the one calling the show a /dis/aster and a total failure

I see you enjoy your STD

OP, why do you think it's a /DIS/GRACE?

Threadly reminder that abbreviation spammers are shills, paid by FOX, and should be ignored. They are tanking in ratings, and trying to push their SJW filled cringefest.
Sorry guys, not gonna work, Orville is shit.

yes, it is /DIS/gusting

what a /DIS/grace to be spreading a cyber-STD like that

Why is Saru standing on his toes

because he has a /dis/ease and the floor is /dis/gusting

>Michael
>Emotionless

Lmao stop pretending you've watched the show

He's preparing to jump from the show because everybody keeps calling it /DIS/ASTER.

Because he's an alien and doesn't have human feet?

enterprise was better than this /DIS/gusting shit

>emotionless

that user was referring to the actress' /DIS/mal acting

Why does he have hoofs like earth animals?

Bet you've never watched ENT

He also has retractable tentacles along the top of his neck. They show when his spidey sense is triggered.

After 3 episodes my ST ranking is:

DS9>=VOY>DIS>TNG>TOS>ENT>TAS

>mfw trekkies have now to change their abbreviation

Denial is futile.

She is terrible. I enjoyed the show but she was seriously the worst part. I can't find any way to like the character. It is obvious that she does not really know what to do with the character.

Now we have to go through some bullshit about her committing Mutiny again and taking the Discovery back from the Evil Captain.

She plays her role well, it's you who doesn't have a fucking clue what the character is about.

EVIL /DIS/GUSTING WHITE MALE.

HATERS BTFO

I hear this a lot but I didn't really have a problem with her character. Actually the only time her acting got to me was when she was quoting Alice in Wonderland in the jefferies tubes. Not that she was doing it to stay calm, but that she should've actually sounded more like she was struggling to keep calm. Needed more heavy breathing, etc.

Haters are the vocal minority. Proof of that is abundant.

The captain is Jewish, sweetie.

Oh please enlighten me on why she is so perfect?

The eternal leaf

>Canadian speciality TV
Come on now how is being fist among the retard good ?

I completely agree. She sounded way too calm reciting Alice in Wonderland.

I don't waste my time on haters who are predetermined to hate the show. Stay mad, I don't care.

>but that she should've actually sounded more like she was struggling to keep calm.

Wait, was that what she was supposed to be doing?

>/DIS/

/dis/graceful

To me she comes across more stiff as a board. Rather than the calm mix of human/vulcan she is trying to portray. The whole Jefferies tube thing I blame more on bad writing than anything. That scene seemed unnecessary and to have a super hero landing at the end made me cringe.

Saru is, in my mind, the only interesting character on this show, but that's not enough to redeem it, or enough for me to want to watch another episode. I hate the main actress's character. Geniuenly can't stand her. I never wished for a character to die in any Star Trek show until now. not even Felix

What did you think she was doing?

>specialty - noun, special - adjective
y u no english?

How is that not obvious?

I said I like the show you idiot. I said I did not like her character. Try to read everything mate.

Who the fuck is Felix? Don't you mean Neelix?

>Canadian Specialty TV

LOL wtf is this ? Space channel and CraveTV ???

STD fans are desperate for 'good news'

Again, only thing that will make or break STD is the number of subscribers for the premium channel and to a much lesser extent international views on Netflix (which will decide if Netflix is willing to pump cash into a second season).

He was interesting and would of enjoyed a bit more time learning about his species.

I thought she was trying to remind herself of the layout of the tubes or something.

>To me she comes across more stiff as a board.
Given how resigned she was to imprisonment before Lorca recruited her, that's hardly surprising. I can see her opening up more as the season goes on. It usually takes a while for characters to find their footing. In TNG it took until Season 3. In ENT it took until Season 4 for some characters.

Wut. I doubt they made the Jefferies tubes in junction with Alice in fucking Wonderland.

>Saru
>not Lorca
Pleb.

damn, sonequa looking fiiiiiine as hell.

The real problem is that you homos didn't hold strong alt-right/anti-SJW views 15-20 years ago when you were watch Trek shows. You either didn't notice or didn't care about the progressive themes.

Now a new Trek show comes along which continues the tradition of diversity. The problem is that it is now 2017 and you fucks have become mentally warped during the interim. Progressiveness is now perceived as a slap in the face and you are struggling to reconcile your current bigoted beliefs with the fact that you were once a fan of a progressive series. So we got revisionist arguments like "Oh, 90s Trek was always more centrist." Or another one: "Yeah but it was more natural back then and not forced to push and agenda."

Fucking tragic.

blame google

Possibly, but the problem there is her arc is so obvious. We know she is going to find out the Captain is up to no good. She is going to have to find her leadership skills to get people to trust her. Then have a moment where she tries to peacefully take over the ship with a supported mutiny, Everything goes wrong but she triumphs in the end. Roll credits.

That's pretty much how I see season 1 going .With some klingon and the odd new race episode thrown in there. But that feels more like it will be almost monster of the weekish. Which I hope it doesn't.

Nice pasta but most people still posting in /DSC/STD/DIS/ threads like the show on some level once you get past the orshilles.

Feelix

>Its a dumb American posts about politics episode

>Netflix decides if DIS gets a second season
>Netflix ratings are less important than CBS ratings

>So we got revisionist arguments like "Oh, 90s Trek was always more centrist." Or another one: "Yeah but it was more natural back then and not forced to push and agenda."

Yeah, they don't realize that Star Trek during those times were forcing liberal messaging just as much as it is now. A black captain and a female captain had never been done before and there were enough detractors saying the same shit back then. They either stopped watching Star Trek and new fans took their place or hopefully, they died and are never coming back.

...

Wrong. It is blatantly obvious the agenda Hollywood is pushing. Look at commercials, movies, and tv shows. You are either a retard or a fucking shill.

>cbs shills

lel

Her character is a contradiction. One minute she's got her bitch face on, is calm, emotionless and logical, then the next she's swearing and showing all kinds of emotion. Then at the end of the latest episode she talks about honour and how she's still a Starfleet officer at heart and so must be punished for her crimes. Where was her Starfleet code of honour when she assaulted her captain and basically started an intergalactic war against orders? Earlier in that episode she even broke into the secret lab...this is AFTER she had been sentenced to life in jail for mutiny. And the captain just forgives her? Holy shit it's terrible. She should be executed

Go be Sup ForumsJWs somewhere else.

>The real problem is that you homos didn't hold strong alt-right/anti-SJW views 15-20 years ago when you were watch Trek shows.

Alt-right plebs were babies 15-20 years ago

I meant Neelix, sorry. I'm so fucking tired, I'm going to stop posting and go to bed.

>We know she is going to find out the Captain is up to no good.
This is something I don't really believe and I would drop the series in a heartbeat if that happened unless it was pulled off convincingly as something building up over several seasons. I honestly see the Captain being morally ambiguous at most but necessary to make the hard decisions. I don't see MIchael's arc being one of redemption in mutinying again and being supported this time, I see it as one where she learns patience and hopefully not seeing everything in black and white.

I liked in first episode of DSC how Micheal admired Klingon sculpture and art unknowing it was Klingon.
It was quite subtle take on racism and prejudice.

This is one of the reasons I do not like the character. How do you give her command of the ship after she gets rid of this Captain? I mean sure they could drop her mutiny charges. However I doubt starfleet would dare put her into a captains chair. Or even a high officer at that point. She would probably be an ensign for the rest of her life.

>One minute she's got her bitch face on, is calm, emotionless and logical, then the next she's swearing and showing all kinds of emotion.
Sounds very Vulcan.

She's the opposite of Spock. Spock wants to suppress his human side because he considers emotions a burden in his pursuit of logic.

Michael struggles to reconcile her emotions with logic, because for her logic is not the penultimate answer to everything. She is trying to act like a Vulcan like she's been taught, and when she fails to get her point through conducting herself like that her emotions surface.

Neelix
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neelix

>I want my characters to be one dimensional

Don't forget to brush your teeth and fap to gay porn before you sleep.

>Where was her Starfleet code of honour when she assaulted her captain and basically started an intergalactic war against orders?

She zeroth law'd when she realized saving the Federation meant shooting first on the Klingons, which couldn't really be pulled off under Starfleet codes on honor.

Thx user, I won't.

She seems to be immune to prison/punishment at this point. She just makes up her own rules, breaks into secure areas, beats up captains, kills aliens as she pleases. And she gets away with it

ORVILLE SHILLS LEAVE

>How do you give her command of the ship after she gets rid of this Captain? I mean sure they could drop her mutiny charges. However I doubt starfleet would dare put her into a captains chair. Or even a high officer at that point. She would probably be an ensign for the rest of her life.
Under Lorca there's probably more wiggle room, but I don't expect her to be made anything above Lt. Cmdr this season. Especially since Saru is first officer and we know he's not going anywhere.

I see the captain growing increasingly "mad" or his love for the federation warping his morals. He will not be the evil bad guy. But more of a misguided sense of good. Trying to make a weapon to take on the Klingons.

It would probably end in confrontation and him dying a heroic death apologizing in Michael's arms and giving her the captains chair. I hope I am wrong but I am pretty sure this is the way it is heading.

>makes up her own rules
When?
>breaks into secure areas
One area.
>beats up captains
Nerve pinched one captain.
>kills aliens
One alien.
>gets away with it
Got court martialed and is even now on probation under a Federation black ops ship, basically their equivalent of 40K's Deathwatch.

She certainly got away with Mutiny.

I don't get why people claim "she started a war".

Her mutiny was completely ineffective, she was stopped before her orders could be carried out.

She did fail to stop the war by not taking that Klingon a prisoner.
But failing to stop a war that already started is hardly the same thing.

oh and she caused a Galactic war. Setting her phaser from stun to kill. That's some fine work there.

>Setting her phaser from stun to kill.
And is hated throughout the Federation for it.

The war was already happening whether she took him prisoner or not.

Don't confuse lazy, inconsistent bad writing for character depth
>b-but she only did those things once
Once is too many. This bitch attacked her captain and started a war. She boarded their ship with the intention of taking the Klingon alive and then killed him anyway. She was tried and court martialed and sentenced. She felt so guilty after this, after breaking the rules and getting her friends killed and 8000 others, that she decided to break some more Starfleet rules and goes somewhere she is not authorised to. A person like that would not make it that far in Starfleet of they had such a complete disregard for rules. She just does what ever the fuck she wants

that pic can go both ways, I love it

She takes him prisoner it makes them look weak. Shows that he was not the unifier they thought he was. I mean he only started a small skirmish in the grand scheme of things.

Imagine the Klingons now having to deal with the fact they followed a guy who got caught by two women. On his own ship. I think it would of given the federation some wiggle room. Especially since one of the houses told him to go fuck himself already.

Either way knowing this she sets her phaser from stun to kill. Knowing that the whole reason they are there is to capture him. Even after shooting him she does not try and get his body back across. She fucked up the entire mission by herself and made every situation she was involved with worse. The woman is portrayed as an idiot.

>This bitch attacked her captain and started a war.
The war started because her captain was too by-the-book to open fire like she should've. Michael was redpilled af.

All fucking Klingons must fucking hang.

>pic STD

thank you for affirming show is STD

>I mean he only started a small skirmish in the grand scheme of things.
One that involved representatives of all 24 great houses. Yeah, just a skirmish.

>naming the show discover and thus calling it STD

hahahahah what were they thinking?

I really really really like that picture. :)

>DISgrace
>shame is forever

>Wrong. It is blatantly obvious the agenda Hollywood is pushing
I don't care, I just want a fit black trans girl like Micheal to ravage my boipussy with her cock.

It's dribble like this that really separates the brainlets from the rest of the Star Trek community. When someone posts
>basically started an intergalactic war
even after Captain Lorca explains her reasoning quite well and why he doesn't see Michael as a mutineer, you know they are brainlets.

Now Opie, you shouldn't be taulkin' like that. You need to find yourself a nice girl. A girl you can hold hands with and take to the picture show. Maybe go get ice-cream with afterwaurds.

Now you run alaaunng and go play.

girls are evil psychopaths, who by their very nature will try to test your resistance to suffering and psychological abuse.

>uses Michael's own reasoning to later call her stupid for going against said reasoning

You do realize that Captain Georgiou's plan was to kill everyone aboard that ship right?

You can remove 'starts a war' from the list and still her character should be in prison. Assaulting a captain, taking control of a ship is bad enough. Breaking into a secured area the very next day shows she has zero remorse for what she did or regard for rules. People like you give her a pass for her unbelievable crimes because you want a 'cool' 'badass' main character