NEET's BTFO

NEET's BTFO

>having to pay more than students

>students pay less than the elderly

BUMBOCLAAAAAA

L M A O

Sanka ya dead?

>implying i'm going to watch this shameless nostalgia-rape cash-grab

Jokes on you. I've got a moviepass. Each movie costs me like 50 cents.

Welcome to post-modernist capitalism

this just shows that students are worse off than neets.

>students are like children

>Unemployed
Why is that a category? How do they enforce it?
>Sir whats your employment status?
>I beg on the corner and sleep in your guys' dumpster
>Excellent, here's your discount and enjoy the movie!

You need the unemployed tickets to get to see the special 4am wednesday neet showing.

>implying they actually want to reward neetdom
>implying this isn't just a honeypot to round all the virgins up now that there are so many ways to get around the no singles policy
user pls

>How do they enforce it?
You have to be willing to admit to being unemployed. A high bar for any self-respecting member of society.

>his cinema doesn't have ticket equality

fucking bigots

So what's stopping me from claiming that I'm unemployed?

How the hell do they verify that you're unemployed? Student discounts have been a thing since forever ago

What if someone just said they're a student? Also you can just torrent the movie.

They make you show them a student card.

I have a fake one I use.

they see your 5 year old clothes, unkept hair, eye bags and a vague sense that a part of you has died

Providing proof on purchase. That's what.

You just have to sit in the unemployed section.

If you're on Jobseeker's Allowance they offer you a card discounts on cheap public transport, to help you travel to job interviews etc.
I assume the cinema asks for that

That's the description of your average wageslave or unislave though.

How the hell would they even know that? What's stopping an employed person from claiming that they're unemployed for a cheaper ticket?

What proof? Also rate captcha

I still keep my student ID even though I graduated. fuck the police.

Benefit letters, documentation. etc

What is a Concession ticket? Who is that for?

>Benefit letters, documentation. etc
What if I'm not on any benefits? Or better, what if I claim that I'm not on any benefits? Would they seriously launch a fucking FBI-tier investigation just for that pound and a half?

>paying for entertainment, ever
joke's on you

No, they'd just make you buy a regular ticket.

Couldn't I just pretend?
They've no way of knowing

Joke's on you. I dropped out and still use my student ID at the theater for a discount.

>implying as a NEET I'm going to spend money to watch a movie in the theaters

People who just want to go in and buy delicious theatre concessions and bring them home to avoid being exposed to new age movies.

>Not having whites Christians pay more than people of color.
Gay.

my nigga

>getting cut rate movie tickets for being unemployed, like it's some kind of disability
fucking disgusting
Get a job ya lazy faggots

>not paying 24 dollars a ticket

>unemployed gets a discount
what

well, if you say you're unemployed people are encouraged to throw popcorn at you and dig around in the plastic bags that candy comes in near your vicinity

Hmmm

>paying for movies

Is this the newest meme to hit Sup Forums? Starting to see it everywhere recently.

>students with very limited capital pay less than someone who has spent the last 40 years earning money

is this australia?

>not getting unemplyed,NO GF and manlet triple discount

Ha, idiots.

>rewarding people for being unemployed
Why is this allowed?

we have a no singles policy in the uk

I am going to have to embarrass a load of bronys on the 30th when the mlp movie comes out

I really didn't believe this nsp but last weekend i got turned down watching after they heard some news someone masturbating at the backrow while watching IT. haha what a loser

y-yeah, what a loser haha