Brit/pol/ Adam Duncan Edition

>Boris Johnson backs hardline Brexit campaign Change Britain as pressure from senior Tories builds on Theresa May
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/09/11/boris-johnson-backs-hardline-brexit-campaign-change-britain-as-p/

>Work permits among Brexit options, home secretary says
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-37332282

>Owen Smith: UK could join euro and Schengen
blogs.spectator.co.uk/2016/09/owen-smith-uk-join-euro-schengen/

>Traditions such as Christmas celebrations will die out unless people stand up for British values, government review finds
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/09/10/traditions-such-as-christmas-celebrations-will-die-out-unless-pe/

>Theresa May should invoke Article 50 within weeks, says John Whittingdale
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/09/10/theresa-may-should-invoke-article-50-within-weeks-says-john-whit/

>A loophole means the BBC's online news site could be free from strict impartiality rules
uk.businessinsider.com/bbc-online-news-exempt-from-impartiality-rules-2016-9

>Business leaders and MPs attack Liam Fox over 'fat and lazy' accusations
theguardian.com/politics/2016/sep/10/business-leaders-politicians-attack-fox-over-lazy-accusations

>Bitter French politician says British firms should be BANNED from doing business in Europe
express.co.uk/news/uk/709329/french-emmanuel-macron-uk-firms-banned-eu-brexit

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first for based civic nationalist douglas carswell

nth for fuck the pope

Nth FOR IN B4 RAMPS

even though it's slightly late, how did you find out about 9/11 (i.e, the WTC, pentagon, and flight 93)?

NO SURRENDER
THE POPE'S A BENDER

>Jeremy Corbyn’s Islington seat is to vanish from the map following the boundary changes, leaving Jez to fight it out for a new seat called Finsbury Park and Stoke Newington.

>Sources with intimate knowledge of the Boundary Review tell Guido that the new seat will take in the ward of Stamford Hill West in Hackney. Stamford Hill West forms part of a 30,000 strong Orthodox Jewish community. 37.6% of people living Stamford Hill West identify as Jewish.

nth for HMS Queen Elizabeth

70,000 tonnes of pure fucking win for the British.
Lets go back to the 1960's it's the year the labour government smashed the Royal Navy with the white paper, scrapping our next gen super carriers and instead we built the smaller invincible class.
Because of the defence cuts British Innovation had to get their engineering caps on once more and we invented the Harrier jump jet as well as the Ski ramp. This means we can add up carrier innovations as such
>The carrier - British Invention
>The angled flight deck - British Invention
>The steam catapult - British Invention
>The Standard Take off and vertical landing STOVL - British Invention
>The Ski ramp - British Invention
OK great, we're fucking awesome, but we're broke as fuck and the public doesn't support military spending.
Skip forward to present day and the new Queen Elizabeth carriers.
We have a huge naval personnel problem, not enough seamen, this means that if we want to run nuclear powered carriers we can only realistically operate one, which means like the french the thing will be over worked and have a huge downtime of 1-3 years mid life were we wont have a carrier.
Fuck that.
Ok so no nuclear option, well that saves money too so that's good.
Catapults? We could use steam ones for sure on conventional engines.
Let's talk next gen fighters, a carrier is only a good as her planes and our fleet of harriers were out of date as it was when retired so we need new ones.
F-35 5th generation stealth multirole Aircraft to centre stage.
You get three options A, B, C.
The RAF likes the A version, cheapest, largest fuel capacity, largest loadout capacity.
The Navy wants C, equipped for the stresses of carrier catapults and has a good fuel capacity and loadout.
F-35B, it has the smallest loadout, the smallest fuel capacity and is the more expensive of the three but the thing can fucking take off and land vertically. Marines cream over this shit.

So, F-35b is what we went for. Why?
We use what is known as a tailored airgroup on the new carriers this means that a minimum of 12 planes will be embarked when she is fully commissioned the rest will be spread out between the RAF, the Army and for use in training. We're buying around 140 of them.
By using the same aircraft, which only the B can actually do, we save billions in planes, we solve the personnel problem, we save money on the carriers by not bothering with catapults and we still end up with a jet that is miles ahead of anything else in the mutirole in the air today by any nation (other than those that use F-22 raptors for Air Superiority and the F-35A or C).
Its worthwhile pointing out that the British will have a special place in the procurement of the F-35. We are the ONLY nation that will have full access, being able to reprogram and develop the fighters as we see fit, every other nation will have to resort to the US for software changes.

Lets talk automation? A US nimitz class Carrier has a crew compliment in the region of 2-3 thousand going up to 5000 with airwing embarked.
The Royal Navy can't afford these numbers, we just don't have the people. So we automate the shit out of the problem, we achieve something the Americans haven't managed to get working and who are incredibly interested in how QE gets the job done so they can steal the tech, make it better and use it in their new Ford Class.
What this means is that our carriers will have a crew complement of around 680 raising up to 1300 when the full airwing is embarked.

So we have two super carriers, only matched by the Americans Carriers and then only if we use American operational requirements.

When this thing launches the Royal Navy once again takes her rightful place at sea and for the first time we will be able to deploy a full Super Carrier Battle Group anywhere in the world and at short notice.

Semper Eadem ("Always the Same")

in the car when I got picked up from school
didnt realise what a big deal it was until I got home and it was on every channel

Radio, in the car with my Dad on the way to a footie match.

>HMS Queen Elizabeth

>gas powered

>no catapult

>"aircraft carrier"

for you guys talking about it last thread

My Nan told me on the way home from school when I was in Year 6.

I remember saying to her that Saddam Hussein probably did it.

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telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/09/12/jailed-agadoo-singer-led-a-conga-in-prison/

Absolutely unsatisfactory

>12 aircraft

meanwhile a nimitz will be carrying over 70...

Yeah im gonna need source on that

Thought we'd be 50+
To any of the other anons who were speaking about this in the last thread, how do we increase it to 50+?

here's your source mate
*unzips dick*

Not much point if we can't machine gun Africans or starve the Irish, though.

You unzip your Dick? Sounds painful m8

>Tailored Airwing
She can embark a full airwing of 40-60 on short notice.

Who is Brit/pol/s favourite Prime Minister?

Three Labour seats are being merged into two. The three contenders are:
> Abbot
> Thornberry
> Corbyn

Need you ask?

Not acceptable at all.

We should be at 75 minimum.

The BBC have done a thing on Purple Aki lads

bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/p0472z6v/the-man-who-squeezes-muscles-searching-for-purple-aki

Oh gee, I wonder who will go.

>Polish man accused of racism after setting up kebab stand 'made by real Poles, not foreigners'
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/09/12/polish-man-accused-of-racism-after-setting-up-kebab-stand-made-b/

topkek

Should be "Social democracy" rather than out and out socialism desu.
That quote is a little off

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unironically

Finally, a Brit/pol/. I've been getting withdraw. ;__;

Any news happening on the island?

Apparently Labour have rules about what should happen and essentially the MP whose old constituency is now at least 40% of the new one has superior claim to it.

Last analysis says:
> Abbott has superior claim to both seats
> Thornberry has superior claim to one
> Corbyn has neither

>'made by real Poles, not foreigners'

What did he mean by this?

These.
Great answers brit/pol/

His kebab stand is in Poland

Nope, just the usual nothing

Saw it on the teles in the tech section of Tesco, didn't really care at the time

We all know who the best PM really was

THINGS CAN ONLY GET BETTER

Lord Palmerston

youtube.com/watch?v=dmwqEg-06Ww

Right you are

>born too late to purge Commies
>born just in time to purge Blairites

youtube.com/watch?v=R9R4zPTpS9w

Pitt the Elder

PITT THE ELDER

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I'll throw you off my fucking new labour election bus

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this is the face of a broken man

>people were persuaded by shite like this back then

Gordon Brown

Cameron's stepping down as an MP lads

How much do you really agree with Nigel?

The Prime Minister who never was.

RIP Pig Fucker, he had a hard life

Cameron's died

bbc.co.uk/news/education-36985931

Do you think he was right to say this? I do.

The 1970 general election killed Britain

Hey you fucking limey twats.

My name is Fergus Flaherty and I hate every single one of you. My family, who had lived and prospered on the same farm in County Kildare for over ten generations, was forced from Ireland by your military, your famines, and your criminal government. As an American, I have donated over four thousand dollars to the IRA, the PIRA, the Real IRA, and Celtic F.C. I can confirm through letter correspondence with the network of terrorists personally at my disposal, I have caused the deaths of no fewer than 115 WASPs. Typically I request they be women and children, and my name was written all over the nail bomb that killed Princess Di. Now I'm warning you that the Sons of Ireland have grown strong in the United States while you have languished on your rocky island, watching in dismay as your empire withered. Soon I shall return with the entire Flaherty clan, along with my neighbors the O'Donnells, their neighbors the McAfees, and their more distant acquaintances the Bally O'Bannions, strongest of the Boston wharfs hey-o. We will wrest control of our motherland county by county, driving Ulster prots into the sea like St. Patrick and the snakes. And when you ask why, through the blood and tears streaming from your very eyeballs into your mouths, we will laugh, knock you back down with the butts of our rifles, and with a gleeful Pogue Mi Thon, leave you to rot among the corpses of your brethren, like so many black and tans of yore.

I would start reading Finnegans Wake now if I were you, Anglemen, because pretty soon Ireland will be Irish and your children will be speaking Gaelic as far as the Falkland Islands. I have given you fair warning and now you will meet the doom over 800 years of colonization has awarded you. You fucked up, you bloody stupid cunts, and I am going to enjoy every second of your slow and painful deaths.

BYE BYE MR SLIPPERY

hope cameron and his mongoloid-wombed wife die in a house fire desu

>people were persuaded by shite like this back then
I was around back then and there was a good reason for people to vote for TonyBlair.

Politics had become stale and John Major was known as the grey man (because he had no personality) . . . .Tony Blair brought something new and fresh and he was without doubt charismatic.

NO - I never voted for him but I understand the reasons why people did, little did people know at the time that he would fuck us over entirely.

he's got something lined up already

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3723072/But-Sam-say-Cameron-offered-36m-year-job-Kazakhstan-sultan-harem-circumcision.html

>“There are people who want a kebab in Lublin but do not want to buy it from an Arab, and were looking for a Polish one,” he told Gazeta Wyborcza, a Polish newspaper. “There is a saying, you know: ‘Have a kebab: settle an Arab.’

>“There is a saying, you know: ‘Have a kebab: settle an Arab.’

1997* election More like

I HURT MYSELF TODAY

>Cameron's gome
What the fuck happened to advising the government from the back benches?

I imagine Osborne will go as well now

I can't recall him saying anything I really diagreed with

It was mostly true, still he was stupid to say it.

No surrender desu

I used to visit the IOW alot in the early 1990's, I don't want to piss you off but it is a 'strange place'.

Nah, 1970.

>#CameronmustGo finally won
>we now have the most Right-wing government since Thatcher

>killed by ARE NIGE
TYBN

Certainly, the schools on the Island are all pretty shit. Was pretty stupid to attack the Island directly though with all the inbred white ghetto stuff.

Naah 1997

Lads, fancy some lefty propaganda?

youtube.com/watch?v=X6kkaIfy9wU

>(((democracy))) meme
>le free markets are bad ok? :^)
>praising Allende's marxist bullshit
>the US are ebil and removing commies is bad xDDD

The language used and presentation just scream "bullshit".

was bunking off school getting stoned, remember it seeming as if it was just going to keep raining planes and turn into wwIII for a while

Haha, top craic lad

You're going to have to elaborate. It's a bit run-down economically, but it's very comfy and the towns are quite lovely. Full of old people though. At that time you visited it, it was probably like looking into the 1970's.

There's some point to it. Some areas around Ryde and Newport are pretty rough. Not really ghettos, but there.

But yes. The schools are absolutely horrendous. But then if they aren't going to offer incentives for teachers to come, then they won't.

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Was like 6 at the time, I think I heard over the radio in the back of a car, or so I'm told

>not destroying marxism at any cost

couldn't you find a picture without a hat?

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>Chileans unironically hate Pinochet

Want a free helicopter ride, kid?

>That butthurt
You know what maybe Stalin was right about throwing you all into gulags after all

even if you hate pinochet you have to admit the helicopter ride meme is top class

nah m8 1970

Yeah, areas like Pan Estate are rough but they're certainly better than stuff you get on the mainland.

The only schools I can think of that are even half decent are Christ the King College and Ryde Private, although I've heard Ryde Private isn't anywhere near as good as it used to be.

what butthurt the joke would work better if he wasn't wearing a hat

>unironically defending (((democracy))) and Marxism

>pic

I have no opinion of the topic but I love this even more than the one making fun of people who use the word cuck (which I do) that goes KEK KEK KEK KEK I'VE BEEN REDPILLED EVER SINCE RABBI KEKED MY FORESKIN

>You're going to have to elaborate
I had never seen so many Morris Minors in my life, the island at the time was crawling with them but this was not the point.

The islanders had a strange mentality, a bit like Royston Vasey 'Local shops for local people' . . .yes they were always very nice and hospitable but there was always an underlying current of 'those ebil mainlanders'.

I was in a pub in Newport one evening(on business) sat quietly at a table.
>"What's with all the Scouts and Guides today" one local asked
>"It's a [whatever event] " the Barman replied.
>He continued "If they did on the mainland, I would be worried, they're all rapists over there??"

The Job Centre Manager at Shanklin told me he had lived there for 22 years but they still regard him as an 'outsider'!!!

When did I say I wanted Marxism?