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...to THIS?

will they include shelob's true (human) form in the LotR remake trilogy?

Movies were never faithful to the canon anyway, why would you expect anything from a video game?

...to this?

Shelob was actually a person?

>LoTR remake
Wait, what...?

a benevolent woman who took the shape of a spider to test frodo

they said they intend to remake the trilogy, except this time each book would become a trilogy

>a benevolent woman who took the shape of a spider to test frodo
fucking what?

>they said they intend to remake the trilogy, except this time each book would become a trilogy
Hollywood fucking can't keep getting away with this.

>each book would become a trilogy

>except this time each book would become a trilogy
I think I'm gonna kill myself

just wait for the re-remake when each of the 9 movies becomes a trilogy
9 trilogies!

they?

SoM is a fun game. I just pretend it's an alternate universe.

(((they)))

It's a wrestling game, ignore plot, have fun. It's seriously about focusing on one aspect while ignoring another

There's no way that second thing is true. I think even normal people would see through that. That's insane.

Head canon shit. She was a spawn of Ungoliant who was definetely not a person. Maybe there is some weird fragment in one of the the tales but I think OP is a faggot.

Shelob as a humanoid makes sense if she were a demon of some kind with shapeshifting or a form twisting.

>Existed before Sauron
>Existed before the first men
>Feasted on Men and Elves, and her “vomit is darkness”
>her gut was pierced, yet she ostensibly and potentially lives still as the last spider

Think of Shelob in the sense of Pennywise, where her true form has no shape in the realm of men, and her physical shape just finds something that would frighten her prey.

She appeared as humanoid to seduce men and elves so she could eat her children, and when she was left only to eat orcs and Uruk-hai, she took the form of a spider to become a natural predator

However, once Sauron took power, the elves and men stopped coming, her prey no

>Shelob as a humanoid makes sense if she were a demon of some kind with shapeshifting or a form twisting.
AKCHUALLY

I'm waiting for the series where they turn every sentence into it's own feature length movie.

>remake

Can we finally see transgender dwarfs and black Elves? Everything in the movie is so damn white and monotist.

If only Tolkien cared enough about spider physiology and taxation

NINE MORE TRILOGIES MORTY

you really make her to be much more special than she actually was

she's not even evil in SoM
she's a good quest giver

I need sauce on this remake news

I don't know why people are upset about this
The first game already shat all over the lore, they are basically just doing their own thing that is connected to Lotr only by name

desu Tolkien would have wanted an entire trilogy just to point out the details in Frodo's roof.

Hey whoa, this it Tolkien, not Robert Jordan

kek fair enough

i would bang it even if it was a spider or woman
...or both ooh mamagalooza

if it was like the original then the first film would be comfykino

no, because the lore is based on primarily white and medieval european cultures and peoples.

thanks for stopping by tho

Never stopped the BBC or the makers of the King Arthur movie.

>He doesn't know about the remake

kek

Isn't this from a video game?

>expecting shadow of war to follow canon

lmao pure retardation

'nuh-uh.

sadly, the writing is even worse

WRONG

The BBC is a propaganda machine

Kill yourself

You're a fucking retarded nigger

So you're just making shit up aren't you?

Fuck off back to Sup Forums you gigantic faggot

Any rule 34 of new Shelob yet or what?

Fake news.

They are waiting for Christopher to die, but it will happen. I am not sure if they could even scrap up a cast worth a shit

>they said they intend to remake the trilogy, except this time each book would become a trilogy

Holy fuck you got me.

what an absolute pile of shit
he should be burned for this heresy

Source on qt?

>they said they intend to remake the trilogy, except this time each book would become a trilogy

I know it's bullshit but I'm mad anyway.

>Jonah as Sam
Will they cast that french tv presenter chick as Rosie?

>that filename

What really irks me about this entire situation is that the developer gave this explanation that shelob can transform because she is a spawn of ungoliant, which has never ever been a thing that was ever established and they made up solely to justify wanting to have a sexy lady in their game.

Absolutely everything they have done when it comes to this sexy female shelob has been an asspull. Everything they have said is just a ham-fisted made up justification for their stupid decision.

They won't own up to it and just admit that they are bending the cannon over their knee and that they don't actually care about Tolkien.

my fuckin sides

>how to trigger Sup Forums

Shelob is literally just a giant spider.

>filename
kek.

Why does she look exactly like Milla Jovovich?

what animal does galadriel turn into?

Because Mila Jovovovich is what a person would look like if they were also a giant spider from before time was created

uh rick that sounds like a really bad idea rick i dont know about that rick it seems like a soulless cash grab

>Following criticism of this decision, creative director Michael de Plater explained his interpretation that Gollum and Shelob were "the unsung heroes of The Lord of the Rings, with Shelob sensing Frodo's weakness and making a pact with Gollum to hasten him to Mount Doom and the confrontation that destroys the ring.
Holy shit it's true.

>they said they intend to remake the trilogy, except this time each book would become a trilogy

S-Stoya?!

freeones.com/html/s_links/Stoya/

Shelob could assume any form she wants. Maiar, Valar, all that shit in the books can physically manifest themselves however they like.

>Anno Domino 2289
>Brain uploaded to computer and body long since destroyed
>Load up the PO-TAY-TOES trilogy to relax

I miss young goth Stoya

Good job user, I hate literally every casting choice on this list.

>hot as fuck
>great facial expressions
>insisted on shooting for god-awful digitalplayground with their fucked up lightning and color correction
>not a single actual anal scene worth a damn
>insisted on shooting every scene with jewlord james deen

I have never seen a bigger wasted potential on porn than stoya

Did you anons know that Isildur was one of the 9 Ring Wraiths?

youtube.com/watch?v=iEMg-WVHmKM

>tfw even strangers have told me I look exactly like James Deen

>god-awful digitalplayground with their fucked up lightning and color correction

watching in HD is miserable

Who would be my best choice as the 'next Stoya' in this wonderful high-res world we now live in?

Anna deville has a similar look