Force yourself in someones home

>force yourself in someones home
>act entitled to their things
>shun them for talking

Why was George such a dick?

He's white.

It was pretty much a representation of how Hollywood is these days.

Literally me. When my parents got fed up with me, the gubmint became my new Mommy.

I love how they're super in to it and George thinks its shit

I always felt like this was one of the out of character moments for george

What? This is exactly like something George would do.

Wanting to name his child Seven was easily the worst. None of that seemed in character for him

Only because hes too pussy to do it but otherwise it fits

the man was desperate for pussy

which episode was this

That happened?
But George isn’t an illegal Mexican?

Season 6 episode 5, the couch

The couch

Who was in the wrong here?

George was backing up, he saw that and purposely blocked him

Mike. He saw George was parallel parking.

Only complete retards park by pulling in forward.

George for that outfit

Why is that black dude's daughter darker than him?

Who was in the wrong here?

Joe could have just let him borrow the tape, then he would have watched it on his own. No one likes retards who talk during a movie instead of going into anothe room.

Oh man, who thought that Seinfeld/Breaking Bad crossover would be a god idea?

they generally start out darker and lighten up a little when their skin stretches out

The annoying manchild should have just conceded, but he's probably under a lot of stress being stuck in that bubble with Bill Murray's annoying brother as his dad.

IT'S MOOPS

In most circumstances I'd give the point to bubble boy for having the right answer, but he's such a little shit I think George was justified.

Classic George scenes though. He’s actually almost always in the right, but he gets fucked over by a psycho and this is where normal people give up and let them have it, but George always goes full autism and gives zero fucks how far he needs to go to be right and wins in the end even though it’s through extremely petty means.

>talking shit about Brian Doyle Murray

Kill yourself my man

Who was in the wrong here?

Whoever just ate half an eclair

The wasteful American monster that throws out an eclair after one bite. You put that shit in the fridge and eat it later.

This, who the fuck doesn't eat the whole thing? It's not like they're fucking bear claws it's a tiny pastry usually smaller than a donut.

I wish he had actually choked to death while filming Groundhog Day

George for waiting too long to actually back up. He was in the wrong, how was the guy behind him supposed to know he intended on parking?

>the shrimp store called

What do?

have sex with his comatose wife

If you truly believe this, you're retarded. Any one would be able to tell right away what's going on, and who parallel parks head first? Have you ever even drove a car?

I have, but George waited too long. The guy behind him could've easily assumed that George had just pulled out and was waiting for someone or whatever. If Costanza wanted the spot, he should have acted immediately and not sat around. He forfeited it by idling.

No you're retard

Yeah, well, the useless shitposter store called; they're running out of you!

Who cares? You're their best seller!

WELL I HAD SEX WITH YOUR WAIFU

He's jus' ray cis.

His waifu is blacklisted

except when it's loads easier and quicker if there are couple of empty spots. i do it all the time because my street never exceeds 75% capacity. it's also better if you drive a compact.
>acting like a grandma and taking longer to back up
fuck that

>straw
>berries

>not knowing how to back in properly

I know you think youre smart, but you sound stupid

Is soup a meal? What about the act of eating?

Some soups can be meals.

What this user said, but also if you go out to dinner with someone knowing its a payback and just get soup, it still counts
Banya is just a lonely faggot

IT'S A BIG SOUP

What kind of soup was it? Tomato bisque right?

BRAND NEW ARMANI SUIT
AND I DIDN'T WANT NOTHING IN RETURN

At the very least its half. The soup and sandwich completed the transaction

>Why was George such a dick?
jews jewing

Would you?

George wasn't Jewish

If he has the soup as the entree, it's a meal.

Doesn't matter. Everything is the jews' fault.

see the little dot after the word straw?

Okay pol

A soup can be very filling

I WAS IN THE POOL

What about a big salad?

but you had to get the biiiiiiIIIIIiiiiig salad

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Was he crazy, Sup Forums? Or was that really a lot of gum?

Definitely a meal

He has that Larry David face in this pic

Mike. You don't parallel park head first.
Bubble Boy. The car said Moops. That was the answer.
George. Adjacent to refuse is refuse.
Soup is a meal. Eating with Jerry at a restaurant is the meal.
Never too much gum.

Autism

Half? It was literally one bite.

Also, George was definitely in the wrong. The trash container had a closed lid, meaning the eclair had been absorbing the disgusting air inside.

>final episode literally has elaine getting convicted cause she had too much sex

most people would have let the bubble boy win at trivial pursuit because they pity him. not George though.

You have no idea what was in that garbage can besides a magazine

Depends. Did George use his signal? If not, it was an honest misunderstanding, but the phony should still yield the space after clarification out of common decency.

The real question is why the fuck that dude let that little kike in his home in the first place, let alone not tossing his candy ass out for being the cunt that he was acting like after the dude showed him some hospitality.

HELLO, MR FANAMAN? YOU WANNA BUY A COMPUTER?

Why is Seinfeld the most tolerable Jewish show?

Any decent driver would have known what was happening, so mike was either a shitty driver or purposefully fucking over George

Jerry tea drinker, confirmed best taste.

Does your mom know you're still on the computer this late?

>you're a pod

what did he mean by this

>Getting this butthurt over a genuine question.

Reddit really took over this place, huh?

Yeah, and it fucking sucks. I find myself coming here less and less since they dicked up this site.

>genuine question
>Sup Forumsbait

Pick one and kill yourself my man

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You've missed the entire point of the episode. You HAVE to back in in NYC.

t. brooklynite

Why did Elaine hate George so much?

Because Jason Alexander outshone her in every scene they were in together. Elaine was the poor man's George.

It's a set retard. There's not any trash in it.

>using dubsman wrong
You know what I'm gonna say

No he isn't.

false. buying the hat at the flea market was the least George thing in the entire show

Stop trying so hard to fit in. It's pathetic now.

>He's white.
From Wiki:
>Alexander was born in Newark, New Jersey, the son of Jewish parents Ruth Minnie (née Simon), a nurse and health care administrator, and Alexander B. Greenspan...

Michael Richards was the only non-jew of the main cast.

ya it's impossible to hazard a guess as to the contents of a garbage can