I'm a FUCKING WHITE MALE

>I'm a FUCKING WHITE MALE

Great post OP.

"Haha, well as the French say, 'I surrender!'"

That's good one.

Ekcept he in a room surrouned by a bunc of frechs. They gon jump his whit asss

>The milk truck has arrived

>Just like you surrendered your dignity when you unwrapped your second footlong

WINNER?!

She's too beautiful!!!

>*grabs her hand*
>"why would you say something like that? You don't think that's an awful way to treat a guest?"
>she struggles to free herself, but Jonah grips tighter until her knuckles start going white
>"that comment was totally out of line. You need to apologise immediately, and in plain English. I did nothing to provoke you but you saw fit to ridicule me in front of an audience I cannot speak directly to. You need to make amends."
>She starts sobbing and shaking, using her free hand to wipe away the snot rolling down her upper lip
>"Go on. turn to the camera and say your apology. I will not let you free until you do."
>"Monsieur, I... Je suis desole, my god, please you hurt me, what will your publicist say?"
>*stares with an expressionless gaze* my publicist buries at least 3 women like you a week. He's used to cleaning up after my episodes. This time wont be any different."

Bad meme

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>*tries to squeeze her hand by your chubby marshmallow hands are too soft and squishy*
>ewwwww your hands are weeeeirrrd LMAO

STOP HER

This. It BTFO that whole pile of garbage they call a country.

Shalom

Thus until the last half would Unironically work

I will never not love these threads.
Keep it up, OP.

WE CAN'T WIN

helo reddit

Problem with this is that she attacked Jonah, but Jonah is attacking her nationality, which wouldn't gel with the crowd and look petty

WE HAVE TO GO BACK Back to where it all started ...

pretty good

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>>Just like you surrendered your dignity when you unwrapped your second footlong
>haha ur fat owned xD
Why does contrived shit like this apparently count as an "epic" comeback to literally anything he can say? There needs to be some rules or the meme loses its meaning.