Is Bendis just trolling us now?

Is Bendis just trolling us now?

The dialogue is just awful. Who would talk like this?

Bendis.

Bendis?

His career is one big effort to troll us

I just know people will get a kick out of this page.

Bendis is just an ultra-hack. He churns out a metric ton of shit and revises little, if at all. He's like L. Ron Hubbard--just writing shit and throwing it at people by the truckload, with little regard to quality.

The comic book writer?

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Yes, Bendis.

The one who writes comics?

Yes, Bendis the Comic Writer.

..........

Riri, you're gay.

The Little Mermaid.

More like the `90 want their Seinfeld comedy back.

He is the anti Stan Lee.
Bendis takes Lifeforce but emits anti-creativity.

>Stan Lee
>creative
Pick one

I pick both.

Fuck off, Lee shill.

You wish, Bendis drone.

>hating one hack means you like another one
Nice strawman.

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Bendis needs to put more outright memes into his dialogue for the full triggering effect

I stopped collecting his previous Iron Man book right at the second facial hair bros joke. It was like a huge "stop buying this" sign.

I also wonder what happened or will happen to the not-Kavita Rao Indian woman who discovered the cure of the mutant gene. hopefully Limbo.

>trying to defend hack by calling others hack
Nice false flagging

I'd rather have this cringey dialog than hamfisted agenda pushing desu

Is this Deodato? It looks like 3D modeling with cell shading, reminds me of Telltale's Walking Dead game.

I think you both are right :)

Isn't she in Infamous Iron Man?

Thx

I took it now more like a gentlemen trashtalk ^^
A little bit fooling around.

OH GEE where have I seen this exact scene before?

gross

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There's a Bendis Avengers comic with like the exact same sequence, only with Ghostbusters.

That would be Doom.

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Imagine being the artist and someone sends you this script

I would think Bendis wrote that in 5 minutes in the bathroom

I really want to like Riri but goddamn it Bendis, why him?