Captain America: Sam Wilson #16 storytime

Misty Knight's very own episode

Thanks for the recap Twitter

Somewhere out there Danny Rand just fainted

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As expected, Misty doesn't even need her metal arm to kick Sam's ass in hand-to-hand combat.

Have Sam Wilson and Danny Rand interacted with each other at all since Sam and Misty hooked up?

Eugh, this art is just obnoxiously poser-model.

Remember that time Gideon got Gamma powers to try and kill the Hulk because he blamed him for his son dying of AIDS?

PMIF-user might like this issue

>inb4 people claim this is MCU synergy

Funny as this visual is, can't she just get out of the suit?

>she a good girl she dindu nuffin

When did Marvel start publishing what appears to be shit poser artwork with slightly blurry edges? It's an abomination.

I guess there would be a market for super sex tapes

Is so obvious that Spencer likes writing super villains. Why was he not on thunderbolts again? Did he see the artist and just decide "no"?

>She had to watch hours and hours of porn
>As part of her job
I bet Sam regrets going on that vacation right about now

Welp, didn't see that coming.

Jesus, Rick Jones is a "hacker activist"? This is the kind of shit people are going to groaning about in ten years.

Didn't have enough time what with both Cap books and Ant-Man.
Though... Ant-Man's been cancelled, right?

Well, Deodatto has been doing it for at least a decade, so let's say around a decade.

>Have access to LMDs
>Use them to make sex tapes
This reminds me of that villain who managed to mind-control SUPERMAN and decided to film a porno with him. Waste of resources is all I'm saying.

Are you saying that you'd have a better use for them?

>The Slug
Yup, he seems like the kind of guy who sees "robots that can imitate anyone and infiltrate anything" and his first thought is "I'm gonna make some porn".

>Why was he not on thunderbolts again?
Because his plate was already too full with the other Cap books.

Yeah, but he's going to be doing 2017's big summer event comic, which probably takes a lot of time and effort if you aren't Bendis.

s y n e r g y

Granted that guy was the New God of Porn.

He's onto something with She-Hulk and Black Cat, but why would anyone want to fuck mutie gene trash?

Right, because the leader of the Teen Brigade, a group of teenage HAM radio activists, becoming a hacktivist in modern contexts is so outlandish.

Why only focus on supers? There's definetly also a big market for LMDs that look like actresses and singers.

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Man, that's the second time Spencer has Slug fall into the ocean.

This story probably isn't going to please certain corners of the internet.

You should probably hang out with your sister and nephew too while you're at it.

How long before they inevitably break up?

And that's that, hope you enjoyed.
Next time: Kid Falcon and Rage join forces. Nothing good can come of this.

March solicit reeks of final arc.

I hope Spencer jumps to Thunderbolts in the next relaunch

How long until Danny and Misty hook up in the netflix shows?

I doubt they'd cancel it right before Hydra War starts. I imagine it'll end with a big Hydra War tie-in.

Yes. HAM radio operators were a vivacious and respectful group of people in their heyday, barring the occasional creep who was too cheap to go call a sex hotline. And their portrayals in popular culture at the time were accurate, so while the idea is outdated now, at least it's on point. It was a natural fit for a cool cat like Rick Jones, whereas the only thing making this subversively hip career change work is that Jones is capable of doing literally everything a human being is ttheoretically able to do, and then some.

>fingers in 1st panel
>fingers in 3rd panel

Poser is for shitty porn, not for shitty comic books.

Nonsense, who wouldn't want to fug sexbots modeled after the A-List, one of the most successful superhero teams of all time? Canadians, that's who.

I bet she'd feel silly if she finds out that this is secretly his fetish.

WOW HYDRA'S DRESSED AS COPS!

HOW SUBTLE!

So mother fucking angry they took away this outfit.

They're not hydra. They're americops.

So Titania, Diamondback, and Illyana?

It is pretty funny. Spencer goes through so many obscure villains.

>Morty
>Marty

Well, which is it?

Why would you want them of actors and singers?

Also, first panel looks awfully John Goodman.

Thanks, OP.

Not too surprising, since he was the one who leaked the vid of the Hood and Jigsaw beating Tigra way back when.

I'm assuming because they're famous, and because most famous singers get churned out as sex kittens for a few years if they can't get a niche as a soulful artist.

Now that I think of it, they'd probably be less concerned about imposters posing as them, after a while. It'd be a convenient dodge for all the real nudes floating around. And when news gets out that it's sexbots, it's lawsuits for everyone, backed by record labels and such.

>Every time I put this costume on, I see people pointing up at me, laughing--

I'm pretty sure they were already doing that.

>The_Canadian_Leerer
He's alive?

some supers have secret identities and can't exactly sue him but there is the chance the super might find him and kick his ass he should have stuck to making lmd of Alien heroines

actually why would he make a sex bot of black cat with her being a crime boss right now at least if he's caught by a hero they will just kick his ass but she would probably just kill him or worse. He should stick to d list villeins and heroes

Fuck you asshole.

Teen Brigade saved the goddam planet...

>>Osborn was Right
Heh

So the lesson of this comic book is that being a proven female criminal is not as bad as white guys making porn with robots that can't be hurt?

Spencer has a strange set of values...

the lesson is put a disclaimer on your porn to avoid legal problems

>Clair
STOP THIS NOW!

>a black Captain America
>a
Did Marvel finally remember there's another Cap running around that they use for fuck all?

What are you talking about? There's only one black Captain America.

>evidence backs it up
>Not on Earth
>Dead
Prison I can get, but where the fuck do you get a receipt for being dead in a world you can pop back up in or get a ticket for one of those off-world flights.

Given the complete absence from everything of both Elijah and Isiah, there's either some legal issue or someone in editorial with a vendetta.

These little one-off issues aren't bad, but I'll be glad when they get to another storyarc.

pls break up already. Only Spencer likes this pairing.

What possible legal issue could there be?

Literally all but one of the people she beat up just distributed cosplay porn.

The person she was defending is a fucking villainess who felt too ashamed to wear HER SUPER SUIT WHICH SHE USES EXCLUSIVELY TO COMMIT CRIMES as long as people thought she was a slut, but with no real world consequences to her heretofore unknown real identity.

The actual fuck?

Is Misty Knight retarded?

Is the evil Cap in super secret therapy for being too conservative in there?

figure it was more of a personal thing for misty seeing how they were friends?

No fucking idea. Some sort of rights issue with Robert Morales' estate? I can't see why there would be one, but the fact that Isiah's been blatantly left off a cover suggests that SOMETHING'S going on.

Yes, he's the blone guy in the trenchcoat with glasses next to Sam.

>but the fact that Isiah's been blatantly left off a cover suggests that SOMETHING'S going on.
See
>implying Marvel has editors

I don't really see how that's relevant.
And, look, more than half the Caps on that cover are more obscure than Isiah. There's no way he could've been left off by accident.

Poor David Walker is forced only into putting in silent Misty cameos.

I guess you could argue that Isaiah was never "officially" Captain America.

You don't see how Venom, on fire, isn't relevant to Marvel's lack of editors?

Bet she wont be in any of the new Iron Fist series either. Dont think Kaare Andrews mentioned her once nor has the other team.

wat? How could you argue that?

He never actually called himself Captain America. He went AWOL and put on a suit for one mission and got his ass handed to him and was captured by the Nazis.
Him being "the black Captain America" was an in-universe urban legend. There were even people who believed he came before Steve Rogers.

> most of these are fake due to the women in question being off-world or dead at the time

goddamnit Spencer

Which begs the question of who in the upper Marvel ranks hates it

He was an American super soldier with a shield. He's fucking Captain America.

This probably would have worked better if it had been a D-List heroine instead of a D-List villain that asked Misty for help.

Isn't Misty the mother of Danny's child?

Does he even know that Sam is cucking him? (Also, why the hell didn't Danny hook up with Colleen instead?)

But he was greedy and probably didn't think that marketing them as cosplay or parody vids would make as much money as marketing them as leaked celebrity sex tapes or whatever.

This is hilarious. She's assaulting everyone who's relinked a Youtube video.

I seriously don't see this ending well. Like, she's a public figure! What stops people from sending her address, her personal details, her bank account number to Baron Zemo or AIM?

She has a daughter, right? All it takes it one guy to email her daughter's preschool to HYDRA, and then we have a hostage situation.

The Americops are an incredibly cool idea, though. Also, I really like the outfits and the mirror-masks.

i'm sure he could make more cash with a sex bot brothel then he ever would with fake news
hell it's known that the bad guys already pay for heroines look a likes they would so go for a sex bot that looks just like them

Really?
>Private police force
All because Marvel likes to play softball with social commentary, see this is why I hate people who whine about them pushing SJW propaganda, they don't even go that far!

>"Oh, no it's not ACTUAL police, it's just a privately run, privately armed paramilitary force 'enforcing' the law on minority neighbourhoods"

Like, how fucked up is the Marvel universe that this isn't the more shocking thing than Manbun McProphecy whining about Miles killing cap?

What kind of New Yorker goes to Rhode Island to see fall foliage instead of going upstate?

>Is Misty Knight retarded?
Are you? Do you realize Misty is a fictional character and this is Spencer's writing?

>Isn't Misty the mother of Danny's child?
Danny doesn't have a kid, user.

One that wants to get the fuck out of New York.

Damn u Marvel!!

>All because Marvel likes to play softball with social commentary, see this is why I hate people who whine about them pushing SJW propaganda, they don't even go that far!

Honestly don't know how old you are, but i've been reading since the 80's and they've pretty much always done this. Pretty much complaining about Marvel doing what Marvel does.

It's kind of hard to discuss a comic if you're just going to dismiss literally everything about it as "just blame the writer." Yes, this is a comic written by a person and the characters involved can't make their own decisions, but it's still something that happened in-universe.