Brittain. What is salad cream?

Brittain. What is salad cream?

>British

This is worthy of a section in the store?

>milk a salad
>skim the cream off the top
>TADA, salad cream

>Löwensenf
>Britsh

american education

>milk a salad
W-what?

I have no idea what half that stuff is.

>French mustard in "British" section

kk

Where is the marmite?

No idea but that shelved bread is fucking disgusting.

>Hummus
>British

Is salad cream british?

It's just like creamier salad dressing.

The French and German section spills over into the British.... You should see the Hispanic section..... Ot spans 3 shelf things

>hummus
>British

The irony

A product from the War of Pre-Succession Post-Ballinghoo of 1407.

Basically, troops loyal to the crown couldn't access fresh garden produce on the march for so long, and so a liquid substitute was developed: salad in a liquid form.

It's mayo or my jizz depending on my mood but to be fair that's a nice selection.

Wtf is there hummus dip???? We also have these sections in british supermarkets like tesco and sainsburys, oreos etc but when i look at the label on the back i suddenly realise why americans are fat fucks.

Ranch.

>British section

Where's the:
>pot noodles?
>space raiders?
>monster munch?
>cadbury's chocolate?

Come on now

>hummus
>british

>shelved bread

What the fuck are you on about m8

Imagine slightly runny mayo that tastes like vinegar.

Milking salads.

Right.......

It's a salad dressing.

Like mayonnaise but sweeter.

Think of it as our ranch.

British people always claim our food tastes fake and that it's horrible, but it looks like they eat the exact same processed garbage.

What gives, you lying British cuckolds?

British people are gross and they have gross flat poop butts and diarrhingal furts that are HP sauce based and beans too

fuck is all this shit expensive

Mayo with a fuckton of vinegar in it.

Pretty nice

>Barry's tea
Ireland is not Britain.

Your GM lettuces don't have tits anymore I'm afraid.

You've never suckled from a cabbage's tits?

>british section of the store
>trying this hard because you're a butthurt kraut

Cream for hurt or injured salads

In america Cadbury's chocolate = Nestle Chocolate, even if it says cadbury's on the label