Save the Princess

How would you save the princess, Sup Forums?

Shoot her with an arrow. Save her from the nightmare we call life.

Just let the princess go and nobody gets hurt. After all, I don't have any bone to pick with you.

Why save the princess when you have a bone daddy right there

Make fun of skeleton for having no legs

Don't worry princess, I'll save you.

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what is this from?

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i let some-one else deal with it while i search for traps.

Wait, do what now?

you guys are making this way too complicated

>That bulge on the princess

>he doesn't know about Gwyndolin

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Great job dunkass, you pissed it off.

You plebs aren't saving princess skeleton.

Can a skeleton give a good handjob?

You can't fuck princess skeleton though

Is the Skeleton a cute girl, I'd rather get with her

It's called magic, you can magically give her human body shit

All of my muscles are over one bazilion trilion times bigger thanthe skeleton's muscles, I would just punch him and watch it fall apart

I don't want to fuck her.

I want to love her.

I'm not fighting a giant skeleton. Are you crazy?
Let someone else do it.

Prove it.

>he mains something other than necromancy
>he doesn't have an army of skeltons to do everything for him
Fucking plebs

Typing this is already a prove I can move my hands

Nigga he's got skeletal muscles.
Lots and lots of skeletal muscles

play a xylophone to make him dance to keep him busy

i want to give her my bone if you catch my meaning. i'm talking about my penis.

Underated post

The risks were calculated...

Go to bed, /tg/, you're drunk.
Also, Necromancy is evil. Princesses don't want to be saved by evil creepy neckbeards.

I'm pretty sure skellos are resistant to fire.

How can anyone think of the princess when the dirt is clearly the one in immediate danger?

It's not fire it's boiling oil

JAZZ WEED LMAO

The only right answer

pussy can never beat smooth milky bones

PERSONA!

Seconded
We're entering the bonezone tonight

Bump

>black princess
but why tho