Hey, France - remember when we kicked Britain's ass?

Good times.

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why did you make france's flag the pictures background?

Get your eyes checked, that's the only British flag that mattered, Circa. October 19, 1781.

Why did France end up joining the Commonwealth with Québec instead of based USA?

Only One Flag. what is yours ? A fucking degenerate patchwork.

Na it was just France, remember when we came back in 1812 and raped you?

I heard Wellington let Napoleon live after Waterloo because shortarse let Welly have a shit in his mouth.

The great great grandsons cousins sister of Wellington told me so, so must be true.

Spain, France and a bunch of Americans

Ha.

You didn't win the war of 1812, dumb cunt. It was a stalemate. Anyhow, we became the world's greatest and wealthiest power, and you guys ended up being a bunch of authoritarians that ban porn and killed Alan Turing. Also, you ended up wanting independence just like we did. It all comes back on you.

>Based USA
>Obama

Pick one beaner

At the time they were pretty much savages.

>not anymore.jpeg

Friendship ended with Britain because he's a looser, now USA is best ally
Thank you greatest country ever to choose me as your best buddy

>We burned the white house
>You took non of Canada
>More capitulates
Only goal you completed was stopping us taking sailers, which we did because we didn't need them we already cucked Napoleon

Sounds like you got rekt

Lets be honest here America could have defeated Britain without the French, they didn't even really help

>imagine believing this

They helped a little. It's the thought that counts, anyt

Yeah that's if you had any one left to fight with

truly the beginning of the end for Britain

The only reason you burned down the White House is because we had burned down some British buildings prior. Also, we just improved the White House afterwards using slave-labor. We are now far more powerful and important than you. Get fucked.

We rook less casualties than you lad

>UK 37K
>USA 50k

You loose again burger

Nice try, Britard, but we won the war. And now we are vastly more powerful, important and free than you are. Britain blown the fuck out.

ITT: Historically illiterate burgers don't realise that the British Empire only grew stronger after independence

That's why the chinks role out red carpets for everyone apart from your monkey in a suit you call your leader. Get KEK'D son.

Every dog has its day, Americunt.

though honestly, it's more like the third panel.

FRANCE AND AMERICA ARE BOTH BEST FRIENDS

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British Empire ...HAHAHHAHAAHHA...

We used to have such a thing also.

But not as strong as we grew. Get destroyed, Britard. Check the GDP. Check the nuclear powers. Check the moon. Check our international influence. The most influential Brit to ever live was Alan Turing, and you fucking idiots pushed him to suicide.

Holy kek

The French were the only thing stopping the British Navy from unloading massive armies of rape and death straight onto our shores. We really lucked out with the Frenchbros helping us.

and where is the British empire today

oh yeah

vocaroo.com/i/s0eKcGAwyfxY

we fought for two years without French help and were doing fine.

The true show of power of the British Empire is that the United Kingdom survived it's fall. I wonder how far America will fall when it's her turn.
But since you asked.
1. Bermuda
2. Cayman Islands
3. Turks and Caicos Islands
4. British Virgin Islands
5. Anguilla
6. Montserrat
7. Pitcairn, Henderson, Ducie and Oeno Islands
8. Falkland Islands
9. British Antarctic Territory
10. South Georgia and the South Sandwich Islands
11. St Helena, Ascension and Tristan da Cunha (including Gough Island Dependency)
12. British Indian Ocean Territory
13. Gibraltar
14. Sovereign Base Areas, Akrotiri and Dhekelia (on Cyprus)
Crown dependencies:
15. Isle of Man
16. Bailiwick of Guernsey
17. Bailiwick of Jersey

wtf is going on today?
why so much thread?

I just love my great ally, is all.

Shh. France is still helpful at buffering the cluster of immigrants flowing from everywhere.

The Raj was worth far more to us than you.

The loss of India was our tipping point

Ironicaly, because of that, France owns a part of Sainte Hélène. Even in the defeat and the death, our glorious Nappy managed to conquer a bit of the British empire.
Respect.

Silly Bong. Everyone knows las Malvinas son Argentinas

> Check the national debt
checkmate
Also, are you gay for Alan Turing? I like the man but I don't obsess over him like you are doing.

The British Armed Forces seemed to disagree.

Oh, sorry. I'm just pretty upset that one of you're dumb cunt Queens who didn't deserve their power killed the pioneer of the modern computer. My bad.

your*

They are British in every aspect except location.
Saying they are Argentinian is like saying Alaska is Canadian

lost at "fromage"

Portugal, help us!

>Kill
They merely castrated the man, which I find disgusting. However they didn't kill him. He took his own life.

that's not helping your situation

America is dead
America is an idea not a country

How's that white identity going for you? How be dem low taxes treating you? Es what will you do when Hillary Clintan banz ze gun?

>The most influential Brit to ever live was Alan Turing
nvm you're just the average dumb american cunt
also
>implying fags shouldn't kill themselves

DON'T EVEN UTTER THOSE WORDS TO ME

oh yeah, we have it also, lol.

Can't wait to play the Spanish Empire on Civ VI and rape all your countries with war.
>Based Spain
t. A Spaniard

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Which is why I said "pushed to suicide" in my original post.

One of the main reasons for the French revolution was they were bankrupt.

Literally Bankrupt themselves for you by buying supplies and shiiiett and ammo and gunnns and shiiieeeet and they

The Falkland Islands are British. There is no debate.

>taking credit for the accomplishments of your ancestors

The modern day USA and France are a complete disgrace to their ancestors. The same applies for the UK. There's nothing to celebrate about, we've fucked everything up.

how can we stop them from being cucked lads?

our oldest bros are being taken over and fucked by muhhamads

>Can't wait to play the Spanish Empire on Civ VI and rape all your countries with war.
>>Based Spain
>t. A Spaniard

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Trafalgar

>Alan Turing

Faggot and killed himself.

>We invented every major invention on the planet during the 19th and 20th Century

KYS

>rule the waves of the Thames

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Exclusive_economic_zone#France

>42000 deserted

>vocaroo.com/i/s0eKcGAwyfxY

>oldest bros
>declares war on them 10 years later

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Sorry, I don't speak Arabic.
It is interesting though, the frenchmen's country you've invaded Ahmed were indeed good empire builders, just not quite as good as the British.
Could you translate the headings for 1, 2 and 3?
Oh, and stay in Calais please.

I don't think liberalism is compatible with imperialism desu.

who does these anyway?

When did Mahmoud get internet? Did you break into someone's house at Calais?

Let's be honest mate, I don't hate America. But I'm sure that you're not even American. You don't even know your own history.

I bet you're one of those "Syrian refugees" that floated to America on a wooden door.

But you said that the queen "killed" him in your second post. Also, Why does his life outweigh all the innocent people who are killed by injustice in your country?

Good bants but we all love eachother really.

France is dying by the way. What should we do about it?

>not seeing url in the image 3x

>coming from America
ohohohohohohohohohohohohohohoh

>But I'm sure that you're not even American. You don't even know your own history.
He isn't. He's a troll with a proxy, he's made several similar threads.

Probably a fucking Belgian.

>loving Americans
You gotta go back paki.

A bullet, then harvest all the white French qts.

Oh thanks for the wall you financed Kashif

some mentally retarded american on Deviant art

Where is the American empire?
Oh yeah, non-existent.

>not being responsible
>acting like an a ameriniggerspic
Have fun with zozs immigrants and refugees old pal

You two gonna fuck or what?

>Remember when we tried to kidnap your sailors and harass your shipping and you succesfully forced us to stop?

Shut up britfags or we remove the command and control center in Calais and let the flow of niggers enter you country and rape your daughters.

We might be financing the wall, but you'll be paying for it in the long run.

We don't want your vermin, Achmed. It was worth the investment. Enjoy the next terrorist attack in france though.

That's wrong.

Look how many US products you have being sold on your highstreet.

The American Empire is a cultural Empire rather than one of conquest.

Ho, we prepare ourself to vote National Front.

MFW.

>niggers
>not using the agreed term
>Frenchmen

>he thinks border control only exists on his side of the channel

what?

>no tie

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

But isn't your country used to getting it in the national behind?

>heh, our shit troops ran away more than yours, take that

B...But isn't it already the case ?

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>Thanks for the wall keeping the niggers in our country
Oh man, don't want your supply of BBC running out on ye.

HOWEVER
why do yuo spaek engrish???

Stalemate? Like Vietnam right?

But I love you both of you the history of each of you.

This is because we have far to many people that still think the Commonwealth is a good idea, nothing to do with the EU.

Unfortunatly to many people in my countru need a post imperial comfort blanket instead of growing up and saying to themselves "That Empire was a good run, shame its gone. Oh well, Time to make England great as a single nation again".

>outre-mer
>Outremer