>be me
>Be American
>Eat entire bag of crisps
>Stomach aches an hour later at my flat
>Go to fart
>Shit my in trousers
>Go to the bathroom to wash my arse
American Sharting Not a Meme
Hunter Myers
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Josiah Collins
>flat
Fuck off, Ahmed. Back to Britbongistan with you.
Justin Russell
>say arse instead of ass
>American
Matthew Nelson
Nice proxy Ahmed
Adrian Watson
also, crisps, flat, and trousers
nice try, op
Aaron Torres
Using a proxy is only half the work Abdul. You need to not only imitate the shart but be the shart too
Robert Morgan
>be me
>Be muica
>Eat entire 8 pack of merchant freezer burgers
>Stomach aches 5 hour later in quickywall
>let out a fart
>it wasn't a fart
Joseph Roberts
This shart meme really needs to fucking die.
Joshua Hall
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Xavier Wood
>meme
shartinmart
shartinmart *HONK HONK*
SHART IN MART
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Xavier Brown
Isn't it prayer time for you Ahmed?
Julian Moore
Yeah, It could be worse though, at least I dont have to fear the guy in front of me sharting everywhere when hes down praying
SHART IN MART
Colton Martin
>be shill
>post slide thread
Ethan Reyes
Rather be a sharp in mart than a stool in pool desu
Christian Clark
mmmmm thats hot. Post more shart porn pls
Brayden Campbell
>be me
>Be American
>eat entire package of 'cheese' slices
>go to mart for more
>patriotic rumbling emanates from my bowels
>let loose a freedom trumpet
>completely paint the back of my size 73 levis orange tabs
>double over in pain
>bullets whiz by my head
>once again a shart has saved me from the bi-hourly spree killing
Noah Stewart
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Parker Harris
Fell for it. You really think the use of those words wasn't deliberate?
Joshua Roberts
>crisps
>arse
nice try, oswald
Blake Lopez
Why get upset? Responses like yours only make them want to more, please don't be dense.
Besides it's kind of funny.
Charles Wilson
so does your mum
Jackson Cox
>flat
whats wrong with this?
SHART
Matthew Scott
>trousers
>crisps
>arse
Fuck yourself
Owen Collins
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Jayden Brown
actually decent for a leaf post
Hunter Brown
SHART
Elijah Parker
DESIGNATED SHARTING MARTS
Jonathan Bell
d-d-d-d-d d e g e n e r a t e
Benjamin Stewart
s-s-s-s-s-s-sharti goodness
Thomas Campbell
Joke
Joseph Harris
>crisps
speak american you fucking fancy boy
Nolan Gonzalez
Of course it's not a meme. we all shit our pants in stores. Any american that says otherwise is in denial.
Anthony Anderson
>Shit my in trousers
>my in trousers
>my in
Nathaniel Reyes
Anthony Ward
i pooped em
John Hernandez
>1 story
>multiple cases
SHART IN MART
Bro its the "cheese" and 1% recycled meat hot dogs you guys eat
Tyler Torres
DELETE THIS
Caleb Lee
Fuck off. Murica might have it's shame routines, but it will still make a radioactive holes of yours germanistans and emirates of sweden desu.
Cooper Stewart
>Be American
>Crisps, flat, trousers, arse
wew lad that sure is a good proxy you got there
Zachary Moore
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Nolan Miller
Why is there a McDonald's in the background?