John: Welcome...to Jurassic Park!

>John: Welcome...to Jurassic Park!
>Grant: More like Jurassic fart *braaaaaaaaaaaaaaap* That was 200 million years in the making, John

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Hello, John

>tfw the seabass was undercooked

more like Braptastic Sharts
>POOOOOOT HERRRRRR

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WE HAVE DACHSHUNDS HERE

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sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiiit

It must have been all that chilli and seabass.

that is one big pile

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SHOOOOOOOOOT HEEEEER

>They should all be destroyed

>why didn't they listen

he spared no expense

Because then the story would be really boring.

i donno man, a bunch of grunts mowing down dinos with 4/5 of them getting eaten sounds pretty bad ass to me

Pragmatism is alt-right thinking.

Thats what the Lost World was

>logical, rational thinking is now racist

This is the world we live in now.

no it wasn't, i want aliens with dinos not one scene where the good guys are cast as the villains

Why is it so hard to make a 10/10 film these days?

Less creative control given to directors, more to studios.

If you think about it.... It kinda is.

Pretty much studios micromanaging films so they don't lose the "China sales" or what not. Formulaic pablum is the best way to get max returns on a film.

Need to maximise $$$$$$$$$$