>John: Welcome...to Jurassic Park!
>Grant: More like Jurassic fart *braaaaaaaaaaaaaaap* That was 200 million years in the making, John
John: Welcome...to Jurassic Park!
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Hello, John
>tfw the seabass was undercooked
more like Braptastic Sharts
>POOOOOOT HERRRRRR
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WE HAVE DACHSHUNDS HERE
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sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiiit
It must have been all that chilli and seabass.
that is one big pile
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SHOOOOOOOOOT HEEEEER
>They should all be destroyed
>why didn't they listen
he spared no expense
Because then the story would be really boring.
i donno man, a bunch of grunts mowing down dinos with 4/5 of them getting eaten sounds pretty bad ass to me
Pragmatism is alt-right thinking.
Thats what the Lost World was
>logical, rational thinking is now racist
This is the world we live in now.
no it wasn't, i want aliens with dinos not one scene where the good guys are cast as the villains
Why is it so hard to make a 10/10 film these days?
Less creative control given to directors, more to studios.
If you think about it.... It kinda is.
Pretty much studios micromanaging films so they don't lose the "China sales" or what not. Formulaic pablum is the best way to get max returns on a film.
Need to maximise $$$$$$$$$$