Does anybody else find it weird that Carnage had a hot gf? I mean I'd eat Shriek's asshole but Cletus? Really...

Does anybody else find it weird that Carnage had a hot gf? I mean I'd eat Shriek's asshole but Cletus? Really? Guy looks like Kuwabara mixed with Howdy Doodie

>Guy looks like Kuwabara mixed with Howdy Doodie

Yeah, but he's also a lunatic with powerful alien creature bounded with him. That's kind of a big deal, you know?

It happens. Just not to you or me because we're not interesting enough and don't put in the work.

Well that guy is clearly Jewish, so we all know how that happened

CHA CHING, amirite? Also he's not even that ugly really just kind of Muppet esque

She's turned on by violence and the first time she ever laid eyes on Cletus was in an asylum where he was slaughtering guards and doctors left and right. She even cheered him on, and Carnage was like "what kind of sicko would cheer for Lil ol' me?"

It was the nineties.

>implying Kuwabara isn't by far the most attractive guy in the YYH cast
If you prefer Hiei or Kurama, nigga you gay.

>Shriek was actually feeding on a his tortured, twisted psyche all along

Something like that. The symbiote can somehow feed on Shriek's ability to project negative emotions, and she can channel Cletus and symbiote's blood lust into her ability, so it makes people go homicidal even faster.

Goddamn Shriek's stacked!

Indeed.

I think it's cool they have a loving, mutually supportive relationship, instead of an abusive, Joker/Harley type relationship.

Well, even Hitler had a girlfriend.

He can look hot if he wants to

I think they were going for a Joker/Harley Quinn thing.

That artist only has one setting: Hot people. Cleetus isn't supposed to be dashing.

Chicks dig mass murdering psychopaths.

She genuinely looks like an alternate Domino

Does anyone else want to fuck doppleganger?

Doesn't matter, he'll be getting unlimited Eldritch pussy soon.

I'm more of a Carrion kind of guy

Whats weirder is being practically immortal with only one real weakness, to sonic attacks, and keeping around a sonic blaster who can be conveniently used against you.

Shriek existed for one purpose and one purpose only - to be shooting at spider-man who leads her shots right into Carnage. A walking plot device.

Shouldn't fire hurt Cletus, and when did he become immortal

Oh but you are pointing out a very valid point

Yes a jewish girl

Make you realize he was just REEEEEEEEEEEEEING like a pathetic low self-esteem robot

Crazy women have fascination for crazier men, nothing unbelievable here.

I hope you didn't buy into the "only hunks get hot gfs" meme.

Carnage actually has a resistance to sonic attacks on account of the symbiote getting destroyed by them the first time around, and only surviving because it bonded with Cletus's blood.

Don't get too happy there buddy. When she's healthy and sane, it's full on abusive as he drags her back into insanity.

Even when she is insane and evil, he's pretty abusive to her. Not full on 'I don't care if you live or die' kind of thing, but not loving and mutually supportive either.

Hitler was a weird guy

Serial killers get a fuckton of chick groupies. Look it up.

Are you implying Kuwabara isn't a stud? Dude hooked up with eyeball manlet's little sister, a literal ice princess.

Yep.

There's a porn comic where Shriek has a threeway with Carnage and Doppelganger. I don't have it, but there's preview images on places like Paheal.

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toss Aurora in there with her original costume. too

Honestly I thought he looked like a particularly deranged Wally West.

No, Carnage's gimmick is being a more powerful and more evil Venom. So aside from being overall stronger, they made Carnage immune to one of Venom's weaknesses.

>There's a porn comic where Shriek has a threeway with Carnage and Doppelganger. I don't have it, but there's preview images on places like Paheal.

> mfw I keep asking for more Shriek on Tracy's ideas.

It's understandable. She's a very niche character.

The one thing chicks love the most is confidence, and he is full of it despite being crazy, or rather thereof

Looks aren't everything.

>eyeball manlet
kek

That guy's ugly but also rich.
Sluts dont give a fuck as long you're loaded

Shriek needs a real man, like Deapool. This is her after Wade had his way with her

Look at Carnages cuck'd reaction

I apologize, actually this is the scene where Deadpool puppet fucked her with Carnages body.

Deadpool fucks her unconscious 2 or 3 issues prior

who drew that?

>That guy's ugly
I genuinely don't see it. He's very cute. Don't be so jaded.