RIP

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His biggest role was starring in this thread.

Goddamn, dude

at

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he was a really nice dude when he came to a club I worked at

But I thought that people are healthy at any size?

lmao
he lived longer than i thought he actually would desu

ralphie may

more like

fattie gay

Fat people deserve to die

who

that's a committed wigger, dying at 40 like a black man.

comedian Ralphie May

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Sticky when?

Literally fucking who?

Damn it really was a matter of time

Good. Another example for you fatties.

Who? Only fat--excuse me, I mean "fluffy" comedian I need is Gabriel Iglesias ayyyayyyayyy muy picante!

He was a big guy.

RIP in peace ;_;7

you will die at this age Sup Forums if you don't fucking start excising.

Can we get a sticky?

he was funny

does anybody know if he was a rancid shitlib so i can care or not if he is dead?

How the fuck is this not a sticky yet?

REMINDER THAT ARTIE LANGIE IS STILL ALIVE

I listened to him on a radio show talk tell this this tall awkward but somewhat fit gym going guy how to pick up women. Ralphie compared himself to biggie smalls in terms of how many women he’s slept with as a fat guy. I think he even said he and biggie would be in the hall of fame of fat guys banging girls or whatever. I think his standups sucked but other than that he seemed like a nice guy. But when I heard that bit on the radio the only thing I could associate with him was fucking ugly fat girls or just being a flat out liar. Shame

He ate his own head.

>and children April June May and August James May.
lmao

he was a wigger so probably

youtube.com/watch?v=mwvyWUX1JmM

I’m shocked that he didn’t die sooner. Not even trying to be edgy. The guy weighed 600 lbs

Mods don't have industrial grade tacks.

...

Artie is going to live into his 90s.

Autism

just going to dump these

From his Wikipedia page:

>In October 2015, Turner filed for divorce seeking joint custody of their children. But lost the lawsuit, which resulted in crippling depression and undergoing insane shenanigans
>insane shenanigans

LMAO

this is now a 5/10 fat titty girl thread

When I saw him on this podcast 4 months ago I knew he was on deaths doorstep. Look at him, he is a dead man.

youtube.com/watch?v=n3VSAbsQinw

>crippling depression

Me on the right

My god, those breasts are enormous.

HOLY SHIT

Skimmed it, he's sweating just from sitting there.

wonder how long joey has left too

> You look good.
> I feel good Cocoa!
What did they mean by this?

More like Ralphie is dead

>April June May

you have to be the biggest asshole on the planet to name your kid that

this girl is perfect because her face is ugly enough that i could bag and enjoy a 10/10 body.

i think he is a fucking multi millionaire so i dont have a hard time he fucked a lot of shameless hoes

Death really is pretty sad.

>organic chemistry textbook

good. I don't have to feel guilty about being turned on by these

the absolute state of Americans

the voice and the way he's struggling to speak is more telling
unrelated, looks like I'm going for another walk today

me on the left

what an attention seeking butterface slit

Lol JUST FUCK MY LIFE UP

Not trying to be edgy, but the guy really was a fat fucking fuck.
Only idiots are surprised by this.

That's a bummer, but it's not like we didn't all know it was coming eventually. RIP you fat glorious bastard.

uhhhh she wants attention so she grew big boobs!

Holy shit wtf

wow a roastie did it. not surprised

Estimated net worth of 2.5m. I could be dead wrong but I really don’t see this as an amount worth bragging about let alone fall into my bed amount. Plus he’s so incredibly fat and gross

That's the face of a fat bitch right there. In 10 years that bitch will have put on about 50 pounds.

Are you stupid or just playing dumb

>I'm concerned for Ralphy, man.
>His face is pale and looks like his circulation isn't good.
>Depression is awful, find your center, take better care of yourself man.
>Hate to see you gone too soon. (Love.)
>4 months ago

he died as he lived

fat

Not long.

I guess I have to kill you then

twitter.com/SmegmaKang/status/916412438907641857

fuck I really need to start taking care of myself

>May is survived by his wife, Lahna Turner, and children April June May and August James May.
>April June May and August James May

what the fuck

How do you even get that big. I'm a fat lazy piece of shit that only eats fast food and sits at desk both at work and at home all day. The most exercise I get is walking to and from my car and I'm only pushing 280lbs. Is it just body chemistry or are they literally eating 2-3 McDonalds value meals for every meal?

Reminder that when fat people are cremated, they create a grease fire that can and does often get out of control.

LEL

>comedian

goddamnit

you always say that

Most people have gland issues. They can't do much about it.
Even staying in shape they're still 200+ pounds.
So most just give up.

have you always been heavy or was it a case of gaining it later in life?
people that get to scale breaking sizes have been gaining that weight their whole lives

if she didn't want my male attention she should have covered her breasts with a burqa!

>Most people have gland issues.

no, before it was just "I should lose weight so I can get laid"
this is the first time I've thought, "fuck I'm going to die"

Is that loltyler1?

His childrens names are his greatest joke

I was pretty ripped only right after I hit puberty. I went from a fat kid to a 6'1 180lbs teenager to a fat adult. I was up around 230lbs after my first year of college and gave up working out.

what a strange universe we live in

Christ almighty what a fat fuck.

I'm pretty sure he was not a shitlib. He told racist jokes and very anti-PC. I also remember he was supportive of the invasion of Iraq for oil, he was saying "if I can fill my tank up cheaper, LIGHT EM THE FUCK UP WHOO"

well then, hope you change for the better user

I'm pretty sure I saw him on the bus wearing a black and white outfit that had "fuck white people" written all over it.

l'maooo

Is this what incels actually believe?

whoa, he's a big guy.

I vaguely remember watching his standups on comedy central after school because there was literally nothing but shitty standups and scrubs reruns on at like 2:30 on a week day.

completely forgot he existed.

I mean when you get that fat you kind of resign yourself to this. Still a shame, just an expected one.

unironically literally who?

Wigger comedian

can we make him the poster child of fat=unhealthy please/ its sad we even need to argue this with people.