Bong Thread 2

/brit/ish tv thread

Why don't kids shows involve gunge anymore?

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It's Haram

The asda by me do these jellies, like halal haribo and they're fucking delicious desu

Can't believe we didn't mention carol in the last thread

Best not, I'd probably just get salty.

is she the best female comedian out there?

Well if we're doing grown up waifus now.

Claudia is basically perfect

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You lads remember "Zzzap!"?

Only recently learned the reason all the characters only made weird vocal noises is because the show was made for deaf kids. Never occurred to me as a nipper, I just thought it was a fun show. Funny old world.

She's stunning, but she's got nothing on Holly other than brains

>You lads remember "Zzzap!"?

When she's not doing "Tell you what, ha ha, did you know I'm irish, like?"

post childhood waifus

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>No old school slag to fuck
I wish I had a time machine.

GOAT taste m8

New GBBO is basically the same as the old one

Aye pal why ruin anotha thread ye fagit - Scottish twitter memes

Well past it now

and debbie from emmerdale

Honestly wouldn't mind getting to know the second one desu

CONTENDERS!

READY?!

GLADIATORS!

REEEEEAAAAADY?!!!!

3!

2!

1!

SAGGY

>Dem teefs
>Dem harms

Why ruin my memory of her?

Times watching bakeoff when I've wanted to kill my selve

1) found out Julia was married
2) Julia got voted off the island

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Prefer the younger sister

Who's your Goggleboxfu?

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Everyone's a winner

Bong threadly reminder

Get Johnny week was absolute kino

>Still trust it more than anyone else though, and yeah no private companies own shares or anything.
Glad to hear that. I don't really follow world news that much but if there's something I want to read up on I'll turn to BBC News, knowing they are unbiased and not pushed into a particular corner or opinion by some private company like most news providers.

>It's better than most, but has a decidedly left wing bias
I wouldn't say that. They do their best to appear neutral in just about anything. There's just as much relentless Corbyn-bashing as there is Trump-bashing on any of their topical panel shows.
If by left wing you mean their diversity policy, I'm not sure that's being left wing, rather than just being progressive/inclusive.

FUCK

please no politics in the comfy brit tv thread thank you

Reminder that Neil Buchanan (Art Attack, ZZZAP! - Smarty Arty) is in a rock band

BIG
WIGGLY
BOSOMS

fertile

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Fuck, I saw this live and my mum went apeshit

Or her 'Haha ironically unironically raving feminist' shtick

The mummy bum

Eastender 2000-2007 was just kino in general mate

bloody 'ell mate

Reminder that Neil Buchanan co-created Art Attack, held the rights to it and then sold to rights so he could revive and continue touring with said rock band

anyone unironically like celebrity juice?

UK television is probably the worst in the world, why is this country full of brainlets?

No, just you

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they don't make em like that anymore

not while yank telly exists m8

>tfw Frankie Boyle is no longer on MTW
>tfw Sean Locke is no longer on cats
>tfw Steven Fry is no longer on QI

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Sean and Jon went out on a high

This is the fucking pinnacle of the three's chemistry on that show, distilled into a single segment

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wish she'd sit on my face

UK TV is much worse, much much worse.
American tv has a fuckton of utter shit, but literally everything on uk tv is utter shit.

>celebrating Halloween with a cake
Wut?

It's my favourite thing on telly, i think his comedy timing is impeccable and love the lewdness towards the female guests

now someone post the nudes

Shut up, user. Leave her alone.

She has cute feet, okay?

nah m8

oooh you're hard

you're taking the bait user, keep it comfy

deluded

see, this is the tripe that people think is good tv

had that one year, house gave out small bits of cake in sandwich bags, it was pretty great

I desperately want a low self esteem disabled qt to nurture absolute dependency in

How if Bake Off now? I have no idea what Noel Fielding's doing there. Is it still comfy as fuck?

Holy moley.

Bet she smells like a chip pan, still would but with much shame

>You American lot are slugs! You're little slugs with no personality and you're just jealous because we're better at everything than you

Yeah. Love me some of Paula Page's fantastic tits.

Noel Fielding is pretty top on Bakeoff, actually. And I say that as someone who hates everything else he's ever done.

If I was american i'd have killed myself by now

Want to facefuck these 2 dumb tarts right there on that couch

It's still alright. Prue's no Mary Berry though, a little too harsh for my liking. They've tried to compensate for that by having Paul soften up a bit and hand out handshakes like sweets.

Pretty much. Noel's toned down his whole schtick, so he's not as annoying as usual. He and Toksvig don't really have great chemistry yet but honestly I don't know who expected them to.

The one on the left always has her feet out the slag

>Zzzap's Fap and Brap (formerly Sneed's)

>staring at lefties feet
>cuts to the two poofs who always have their feet up in camera as well
Fucking unreal

>people here actually watch gogglebox
holy fuck off yourself you fucking runt

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Remember when Never Mind The Buzzcocks was good?

It's alright, don't think I'll watch now that the Russian qt is gone

>poofs
What are you, 50?

>Preston getting bantered off the show
>they replace him with an audience member who looks nothing like him
>that guy ends up being funnier than him

There is literally nothing wrong with gogglebox

I'm holding out as long as that filthy milf Stacey is around

Words cannot describe how much i despised this cunt

Literally used to screech at the telly when it slowly panned to her section of the comic

are you a poof?

t. braindead paki

do you prefer faggots?

That's out of order
>Prime Buzzcocks and Prime Shooting Stars will never return

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Amstell is an acquired taste, but once you get used to him he is so fucking merciless and funny it's unreal

I'll check it out then. I'm exactly like you in that I've hated everything he's done and can't stand him. If someone like you says he's good on it, that means a lot.

Not enough Termifu.

What would you do if you were given Bernard's watch for one day?

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She would get it too.

>all those jealous slags hating on her on twitter every episode

Fingerblast every girl in year 5

Rape and steal and rape and steal and rape and steal and rape and steal and rape and steal and rape and steal and rape and steal and rape and steal and rape and steal and rape and steal and rape and steal and rape and steal and rape and steal and rape and steal and rape and steal and rape and steal and rape and steal and rape and steal and rape and steal and rape and steal and rape and steal and rape and steal and rape and steal and rape and steal and rape and steal and rape

It's less embarrassing than "poofs" but still embarrassing if you're an adult.

I'm glad summer's over and some of my favourite series are back on. Graham Norton's back, QI and WILTY should be back on within the month as well. It's a good time for UK telly.

>Have remnants of memory over British life as a child
>Can never fully recall as 95% of my free time was spent playing vidya

These threads make me remember shit I forgot years ago

Blimey