Anyone else getting /comfy/ on this Friday night?

Anyone else getting /comfy/ on this Friday night?

Hang yourself, you fat fuck.

Is Emily cute?

>dont steal out unique design!

>ordering a pizza when you can easily make 5 homemade pizzas for the same price

>eating dinner at 430pm

do americans really do this?

Himler used to make my pizza.

yes

>eating pizza at 5pm

Deadass every time I order fucking dominos its always "Mohammed" preparing my pizza

/ c o m f y /

Dominos is my favorite pizza chain

>order dominos
>20 mins later get phone call
>errr yes please i am on the road can you come out and collect pizza?
>"u wot m8"
>I cannot come to door, there have been robbery in the area, I cannot come into

what did they mean by this?

Yup. I think that’s the employees are havi a laugh because mine is always Muhammad or Jesus.

I did the same thing OP

Absolutely disgusting

Rate my dindin.

Rate my order bros. All for me btw, gf is at work all night.

thats a shitty deal

Post pic of gf

just a reminder, faggits who like thin crust pizza will be gassed right after the niggers and jews

Nice dominos ad there

you are

>not picking up in-store
wtf

>be me on a Friday evening
>chilling with gf, watching Game of Thrones on Netflix
>something's missing though
>bong check
>reddit thread check
>/GoT/ thread check
>oh shit, we forgot the za
>immediately pause and call le childhood pizza place
>smoke a bowl while we wait
>soon enough doorbell rings, but we're too high to open the door
>wait for what seems like 5mins
>gf stomach growls
>IT'S HERO TIME
>open the door, and pay like a boss
>"enjoy your pizza, sir."
>"you too"
>gf burst into laughter
>proceed to watch Queen Draenarys OWN
Fuck yeah, reddit!

post pic of gf's feet

Emily is a 30 something Indian dude who works 3 jobs to pay for his sons trip to medical school.

I enjoy putting in orders in locations like pizza hut, dominos, subway, olive garden, etc. Basically anywhere I can.
The name is always nigger or something incredibly offensive.
Yes, I do pick up the food.
No, it's never been messed with.
Bunch of cucks.

Normally, I don't care for hyperbole insults based on differences in personal taste, but I can't stand how people can eat burnt, brittle shit like that, so this threat is justified.

>cheesy bread with tomato sauce with your cheesy bread and tomato sauce

>medium

I put funny messages to my pizza cook girl in "special instructions" section and she draws me cute dinosaur cartoons on my pizza boxes but I'm too much of a pussy to go see if she's actually cute IRL and ask her out. :(

how does tipping work when you order pizza? do you have to tip online or give the delivery guy cash?

>tfw just ordered a pan pizza from dominos with double cheese, alfredo sauce, chicken, and bacon

"she" is a 37 yr old dude w 2 kids and occasional national guard duty

but her name is Stephanie, it says it in the pizza tracker :(

The last dominoes delivery guy I had was like 70 years old. I almost felt bad asking for exact change.

Only tip when they get there. Tipping before service is provided is absurd.

fuck that's so awkward. what do i do? give them cash? how much should i tip?

>party rock anthem starts playing in the distance

I usually bake them a cake.

3 or 4 bucks typically depending on speed.

>No, it's never been messed with.
It's pretty easy to disguise spit, cum, and piss. You probably have been fucked with. You just don't know it.

like doesn't it depend on how big your order is? i feel pressured to give them a bigger tip i thought the internet allowed me to do this on an app help

If you pay by credit card you can just write your tip on the receipt.

Give them 15% if their service was acceptable. Don't listen to any of these 20% tipping faggots.

Oh that's yo bitch? Funny she aint say shit whenna ho was suckin on dis dick.
Sorry nigga, but a nigga finna skeet on her and your pepperonis. Ya feel me my nigga? Bitch ass mark. You wont do shit. Pussy.

Oh man this is literally your friday night... being cramped into you shitty apartment eating the shittiest take out pizza on the planet, alone. this is hell on earth.

15-20% of the food cost, not their jew fees

wont that make me a cheap asshole? help!!!!

How in the fuck did you get that pizza for 0$. What deal did you choose?

C G I
P I Z Z A

>ameritips

Nah. They have to deliver it regardless of the order size. I guess you could give more for a huge order.

Saved up 60 points from ordering enough times.

>Oh no the pizza delivery people might not like me if I don't pay them extra for nothing! They might hand me my round bread with tomato sauce and melted cheese in a box in a surly manner!
Who gives a fuck, tip nothing, grow a spine

Dominos gives you good boy points which can be exchanged for free pizzas.

sounds pretty comfy 2 me desu

>i know tomato sauces that are INSPIRED

This is your Friday night too faggot

just select the "Free Pizza" option. I don't know why more people don't do it.

i will literally have a panic attack

>tfw cutting and seeing this
I want to die.

if i was a pizza boy id keep a blacklist of jews and niggers who dont tip and always be slow and shit in their food

comfy = i want to return to the womb so i wont have to face how difficult adult life is. grow the hell up, do something for yourself

i love their cheesy bread, but half the time the dough is still raw as fuck in the middle pieces

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nigga you white as fuck

toppers is disgusting desu

Yeah I hate that too. Got lucky tonight, everything is cooked perfectly. Pizza and cheesy bread are crispy golden perfection.

best sauce: papa johns
best crust: pizza hut
best pepperoni: dominos
best cheese: no preference

he is doing something for himself, he ordered a pizza and he's going to relax

you should also relax because you seem pretty angry

i dont want anyone coming near my apartment also i feel bad for the people 2-3 times my age working as delivery boys and dot want to have to look at them so i always pick up

>order pizza: tip
>go to restaurant: tip
>valet: tip
Haircut: tip

Just ordered some Giordano's supreme thin crust and buffalo wings feel good man

literally kys

>emily is prepping the bull right now

jesus fucking christ what is wrong with americans

>Who here /Gumbys/

be nice to emily you piece of shit

I can agree with all that. No idea what is wrong with all the plebs that day Papa John’s sauce is too sweet

Time for comfy Sup Forums threads

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Domino's > Pizza Hut > Little Caesars > Papa John's > Cicis

can you even imagine being this pleb?

Enjoy your grilled chicken, buddy. We all die eventually, may as well enjoy yourself. Order a ‘za.

Fuck you ho you dont wanna fuck with me. I aint the one nigga. Bitch asses like you get spurred. Go on ho, before I punk yo ass sum mo.
Real niggas only here. Four tre, bitch. Get caugh slippin and you done. Smoke yo ass. It aint nun to a real nigga. Aint no problem smokin a nigger, no white boi, or beaner

>Falling for the pizza jew
>Can't check out without spending $11+
>All our specials are $10
>$4 delivery charge
>$3 charge if you use debit
>Don't forget to tip tip tip 20%

he is being a manchild and acting like a bitch, you seem pretty aloof. kill yourself, retard

It’s no different from any other racket
>go to fancy restaurant
>order dinner for two and two drinks
>$90
>my one drink was 75% the cost of my steak dinner
Fucking Jews

epic stoner pizza xdds

>being poor
Wasn't Trump supposed to help get you back in the coal mine bro?

literally just ordered dominos and went to pick it up and they gave my order to someone else so i had to wait on them to remake it

fucking retards i swear

>tfw can never eat pizza with people without someone commenting on me enjoying putting salt on my pizza

You're an animal, that's why.

Are you 60? My mom is old like you and salts pretty much everything, including pickles or bologna sandwiches. She also likes peanut butter, cheese and mayo sandwiches. I think her taste buds are dead from smoking 40 or more years.

Zerosguar
you will regret it

Lol body the nigga, dont let them punk you like that. Hell nah nigga fuckin el o el

How is her blood pressure? I'm worried about your mom a little bit

>be nice to a coalburning whore
go back to trip krager

homemade pizza chad coming through

>come home from stressful as fuck day at work
>based cold pizza waiting for me

better than a gf my dudes

6/10

get a real fuckin pie, bitch