>ITT: Sup Forums goes on an airplane
Sup Forums on a plane
Cameron Long
Jonathan White
I'll just stow this up there then.
Joshua Brooks
...
Joseph Taylor
Oh boy I got seated next to this cute girl better think of something smart to say to her
Ryan Morris
>plane serves crablegs
Jackson Torres
Why is the pilot rubbing his hands like that? It's warm as fuck.
Kevin Lopez
Americans fly first class right?
Angel Bennett
BANE?
Oliver Miller
Wonder how that nigger could afford a plane ticket.
Austin Powell
Salam alaikum fellow american passengers
Jackson Long
> "H-h-hello m-my seat i-is - "
> aisle girl stands up and let me get to my window seat without uttering a single word
> pretend to be asleep the whole flight
Luis Scott
We sit patiently, maybe have some snack, listen to music w/ earplugs, or sleep, and not blow up the plane because we aren't filthy sandniggers, nor do we start yelling nonsense gibberish over petty issues, because we aren't obnoxious niggers either.
/thread
Ian Cruz
>get in plan
>see pic related
>turn back
Brandon Peterson
AM I BEING DETAINED??!!!??
Landon Gray
>you don't get to bring friends
What did he mean by this?
Aaron Collins
say bomb
Jace Diaz
>try to get on
>see pic related
>get turned back
Angel Edwards
I was on a flight recently. I got seated next to a middle eastern man. He smelled so fucking bad I was getting a headache and wanted to puke. I had to ask for a different seat. Might of looked racist as fuck, but it was a 10 hour flight and fuck that.
Leo Morgan
I really hate the NSAs penis inspection policy
Jeremiah Baker
John Howard
This is your Captain speaking. Today we'll be flying from beautiful San Francisco to Baghdad! I hope you're all strapped on, don't want anyone to get beat the fuck out ahaha.
Just jabbin'. Who are my flight attendants?
Benjamin Reyes
Enjoy your flight.
And remember, PRAISE KEK.
Ethan Bailey
OH MY GOD
m.youtube.com
David Adams
guys give me a destination and a place to go and ill set up a stream, then we can ride with memes and videos.
Jonathan Wright
We're flying from Sunny San Francisco to Beautiful Baghdad!
Samuel Fisher
>Not flying business or first class.
Carter Nelson
My wifes son wants to ride in the cockpit
Nathaniel Hall
i guess were going from san francisco to baghdad, get the fuck in here im streaming it
twitch tv / ussdonaldjtrump
Jack Myers
I'll just stand here in row fifteen fidgeting with the overhead for the next few minutes. Sorry, I need to get this right before I move out if everyone's way.
Zachary Torres
He can come check it out before we close the boarding doors, but he has to return to his seat when we're preparing for take off.
Nathan Lee
Guys there's this weirdo who is shooting guys before throwing them off of a plane. What do?
Lincoln Green
Can everyone please just take their seats and enjoy the ride. This is extremely problematic and triggering.
Lucas Young
Underrated post
Matthew Bailey
Don't mind me, just gonna play some music lads. Gee first class sure is comfy.
Jaxon Bailey
SOMEBODY STOP BANE BEFORE HE CRASHES THIS PLANE... OH NO, HE'S THROWING ME OUT OF THE PLANE!
Brody Ramirez
>sardine class
Dylan Perry
By the way, w-what are we doing in Baghdad?
Lincoln Perez
Shoot insurgents
Ian Lopez
guys im about to start the flight, the stream is ready
twitch . tv (slash) ussdonaldjtrump
Josiah Bailey
Anybody here ever think of stuff like padlocks and gym socks, or steel case inkpens, for the terrorist defenses. Im not sure if duct tape is prohibited, but you can make some level of body armor with text books and tape. I want to see a fucker try to hijack a plane. Always ask for an aisle seat too. And wear your steel toe boots.
Elijah Powell
Hahaha, those racists at the airport tried to arrest me before I got on the flight but Allah showed me the way. All I had to do was shout about islamophobia and get my imam on the phone then they let me on board.
I'll just stash the goods in the overhead and we'll be in paradise by lunch time my friends.
Michael Evans
Oh is this 17B? Sorry I thought it was 15F. Let me get up again.
Christian Ross
Allahu ACKBAR!! ALLAHU ACKBAAAR!!!!!
Julian Carter
Nice. Ireland you are my greatest ally.
Noah Harris
>No Singles Policy on aeroplanes since 'the incident'
>have to buy two tickets
>bring anvil on board to circumnavigate NSP
>look around
>entire flight consists of lonely dweebs and anvils
>flight grounded due to the extra weight
Owen Gomez
>No Singles Policy
Well I shouldn't have any problem with that.
Angel Ross
Praise Allah my friend. I hope you are ready for glory.
Josiah Smith
guys get ready, this flight plan looks ridiculous... btw we have on board entertainment
Nathaniel Turner
Excuse me, is it alright if I store my snakes in the overhead compartment above you? Don't worry, they're harmless.
Nicholas Bailey
Are we there yet? I need to shoot some sandniggers.
Parker Evans
>No Singles Policy
Welcome aboard sir.
Samuel Ward
Excuse me? Attendant? I seem to have sharted outside of my mart. Can you get me some blankets after I throw my pants and undies out of the emergency door?
Thanks
Mason Davis
Was it filed with the agency?
Parker Cook
of coursh
Parker Peterson
Those steel beams better hide from us.
Grayson Hill
>have to stay in the cargo hold with my falcon because he gets scared without me around
Kayden Morgan
WITH NO SURVIVORS
Jordan Phillips
Did you bring your box cutters, brother?
Jordan Perry
There aren't any planes in Mexico for you to get on Manuel
Kayden Flores
You boys aren't planning anything right? I mean I don't mean to be racist or anything.
Noah Sullivan
Oh bugger I hope you have spares. All I brought was an IED.
Alexander Sullivan
You guys wouldn't mind if I play some music, right?
I put my headphones in the checked luggage by mistake. The volume'll be low, don't worry!
Hudson Edwards
We're off boys!
Jackson Nguyen
Not at all my friend. Here hang onto this package for me to prove you aren't racist.
Parker Morales
>the flight finally takes off
>the lights dim
>the in-flight entertainment begins
>it's The Dark Knight Rises
Nathan Perez
Im OK with this. Sounds fun desu. Turn it up!
Luis Rodriguez
You guys don't mind if I switch the music I'm playing right? I forgot my headphones too.
Caleb Brooks
Good day passengers.
I will be your flight attendant today.
Robert Fisher
Sure thing friend. After all, I wouldn't want to be labelled a racist! :)
Dylan Carter
*Hillary falls over*
Luke Johnson
>tfw cute Serbian flight attendant
T-time to forcibly join the mile high club am I right lads?
Austin Myers
>My wifes son wants to ride in the cockpit
Joey, you like movies about gladiators?
Lucas Barnes
I'll make you fall off your feet.
It will be explosively hot.
Austin Reyes
Praise Allah for your tolerance. Join me in reciting the Qu'ran my brother.
Allahu Akbar.
Dylan Stewart
>slams my seat all the way back two inches from your face
Alexander Sanchez
all passengers are requested to get on board the pol plane...
the on board entertainment is playing =D
twitch (d0t) tv (slash) ussdonaldjtrump
Jeremiah Martinez
Have we taken off?
Jason Thomas
I think he does
Christian Turner
Who else here has their pilots license?
I'll be one of the pilots.
Jose King
Play this
youtube.com
t. Siegfried
Jeremiah Lewis
i dont think you need lincence where youre going
James Allen
yes, its in flight
twitch (d0t) tv / ussdonaldjtrump
Jose Cox
alright ill play it next
Xavier Lewis
I'm a fully qualified pilot. Me and my mate Achmad McHammad will take over the flight controls. Leave everything to us and we'll be at our final destination soon enough.
Nathaniel Hughes
What a bad design. If you have to pee 6 people have to get up.
Jonathan Hill
I'm going to put a motherfucking end to this, once and for all!
Ryder Carter
There are two isles.
Nicholas Carter
>The uploader has not made this video available in your country.
And yet they see fit to tantalize me with the still image. It looks to be rather cheeky. I will never know.
Joseph Gutierrez
There are these weird guys with bags over their heads in the back with pic related shouting at them. One of them looks like a big guy. What do I do? I think pic related is gonna open the plane door?
Logan Smith
Anyone wanna smoke in the laboratory with me? I have American spirits.
Cameron Nguyen
OH FUCK THE PLANE IS GONNA CRASH
Connor Jackson
OUT OUT OUT
Josiah Powell
*intercom beeps* Due to a request by an anonymous passenger, we will be cruising at a slightly lower altitude of 1000 FT, Thank you. *mic cuts off*
Levi Gray
stop in the name of allah
Kevin Gutierrez
>1000 Feet and dropping
NO SURVIVORS
Blake Bailey
Oh look, a Muslim amd Jew sitting together!
... What's that ticking sound?
Adam Peterson
I'm just gonna play my favorite movie boys. Hope you don't mind.
Justin Nelson
Thank you for flying with Allah airlines today. I hope you enjoyed your flight and remembered to convert to the true faith before disembarking the plane.
Zachary Bennett
>the plane crashed with no survivors
Wew lad
Jose Turner
G-guys which one of you?