You must be fun at parties

>You must be fun at parties...

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t. not fun at parties

>let's split up, we have better chances

>he's gaining on us!
>tell me something I don't know!

>and your other gun

>YOU'RE NEXT!!
>that makes two of us

>girl does something normal
>gives cocky smirk
>'Woahhhh'....

>He's right behind me, isn't he?

>What are you?
>I'm a survivor... We're a dying breed.

>Hey, I'm walkin' here!

>and your other party

>"Say hello to my chocolate blend!"

I heard you were ...

>dead?

... taller

>A person can learn a lot from a dog, even a loopy one like ours.

All I know is that all women cheat. 100% of them.

>Hand in your gun and your badge

>He's in front of you

>Record scratch
>Freeze fame
>Yep, thats me. You're probably wondering how I got into this situation.

>welcome to the bottom of the food chain
>....after you

>you're looking at him
>...you're Dr. steven jones?
>surprised that a doctor could be a woman?
>that makes two of us

>and your other gun

>AND your other, other gun

>Fastest I can do it is 6 hours
>You have 3

>we're not so different
>except you are too weak to see the truth

>Good luck
>You're gonna need it

>Don’t let yourself get attached to anything you are not willing to walk out on in 30 seconds flat if you feel the heat around the corner.

>you're gonna sneed it

...

>Stop! You're hurting me! Why is this happening!
I'm masturbating, bitch, LEAVE ME ALONE!

>If I told you it wouldn't be a surprise

>looking good, stud

Fun fact: You're a faggot

>I don't want to say "I told you so"...

>welcome to the party pal
>see you at the party ricktor
>i dont see how thats a party
>my girl likes to party all the time
>i am the party pooper
>its party time excellent waynes world
>

>tfw DunkaChino kino will never be mainstream

> for you

>it'll take seventy septiillion years after the heat death of the universe
>you have 3 picoseconds
>did it in 2

sucks to have a small dick hey?

>Oh, I’m not going to kill you... HE is!

>do you know what the definition of insanity is?

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ITT things that never happened

>This is considered a funny meme in 2017

>Guess you can't teach an old dog new tricks

>Us isn't that contrasting, me and you.

Saw this one in Black Rain last night and came in my pants right away

Name exactly one movie where this happens

Cold

>AND YOUR OTHER BADGE

woah think you're some big fucking tough guy coming in this thread and talking shit huh. take a hike buster.

Kek

>You just don't get it do you

>You and I aren't so different after all...

>This is not fair!
>Life is not fair.

I've been to a few parties in my life and the drunken normalfags usually get a kick out of my autistic replies to the questions.

only by people with no souls
i suspect asian gingers

>WHAT ABOUT PLAN B!?
>that was plan A, so yes, I shall use plan B now. Thank you for reminding me.

>we can rule this city spiderman

...

Kek.
Good on you for owning it, user.

I'm actually really fun at parties usually but sometimes in other social settings I can be incessant

Did you seriously not think of this immediately after seeing I thought I was a retard

Hi rainy

Is this some sort of Simpsons meme?

>where are we?
>don't you mean, when are we?

>PARTY ROCKERS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT

>woman gets angry at guy because a giant coincidence causes her to misunderstand the situation
>guy doesnt even try to clarify

I hate this so much

>this is where the fun begins

>he tries to explain
>she interrupts him
>he instantly stops talking and never tries telling her again

>his attempt at clarification only angers her more

Shit meme

Post a meme that's actually funny

>Love is love

>"How can I trust you?"
>"You can't"

giga puddi
DESU
girugamesh

THESE are funny memes, kiddo

>who are you?
>don't you mean...WHEN are you ?

>and your OTHER gum...I mean gun!

>what are you?