TELL ME ABOUT QUIRRELL

TELL ME ABOUT QUIRRELL

WHY DOES HE WEAR THE TURBAN

who gives a fuck

>most powerful wizard of all time with the most powerful wand in existence and hundreds of years of wisdom hires a guy with voldermort in the back of his head as a teacher

just WHAT did rowling mean by this?

>most powerful wizard of all time
who is that?

can't you read you idiot? Quirrell

wow throwing names areound now hhuh

Because JK Rowling is a Muslim cock loving Muslim sympathizer. Like all the UKucks.

>Quirrell
who is Quirrell?

But he turns out to be evil? Are you retarded?

Post the fucking epic copy pasta for the redditors to upvote.

the clothed man

Why is tv spamming Harry Potter and not peevesposting? Is there a bew Harry Potter movie coming out?

I always thought he was one of the best villains of the series, his change at the end and the reveal of the face freaked me out as a kid.

>the clothed man
who is that?

Quirrell

voldermort is the greatest wizard, voldermort by himself

now quirrell is not only voldermort, he's also quirrell, so his power is quirrell + voldermort

logically, quirrell+voldermort is more powerful than voldermort on his own, which makes quirrell the most powerful wizard, and it's pretty evident because he got killed by "DUDE love lmao" bullshit

I believe he wanted to hide the fact he was serving as the vessel of the main villain of one of the dullest franchises in the history of movie franchises. Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

why would you need a mexican manservant that can shapeshift into a cat to help you recover your physical form when you can just grow on the back of some guys head for months like a weird tumour

>Quirrell
I'm talking about most powerful wizard of all time! WHO is that?! HUH!? WHO!?

the clothed man

>the clothed man
YEAH I KNOW THATS QUIRRELL, BUT WHO IS THE MOST POWERFUL WIZARD OF ALL TIME!?

me

>me
WHAT DO YOU MEAN 'ME'!?

What an absolute garbage fucking thread
Will the Sup Forums janitor delete it? Probably not

a lotta loyalty for a hired wizard

>Sup Forums janitor
who is that?

"No!"
He turned out to be manipulated by a white supremacist, you cis scum shitlord!

That's a big pasta!

4 you!

>No one cared who I was till I took off the turban

FIRST ONE TO TALK GETS TO STAY ON MY BROOMSTICK

But user, they are all children!

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What the fuck are you doing?

>For Hogwarts, James?