Who will play him in the inevitable biopic?
Who will play him in the inevitable biopic?
Robert Myers
Tyler Edwards
idris elba in whiteface
Wyatt Jones
no one they never make movie about these people
Jeremiah Lee
what the fuck do you mean by these people shitlord?
Cooper Jenkins
>these people
DELTE ITS NOT SUNDAY YET
Colton Hughes
Yeah, they only loosely did one on Columbine. They won't make one on this.
Parker Lewis
this would make for a kino flick desu
Ethan Morris
>earned more than $5mil on gambling
yeah right
Thomas Cooper
Michael Keaton obviously.
Grayson Gonzalez
North hollywood shootout had its own movie...
Eli Nguyen
Clint Howard, obviously.
Blake Butler
Why won't they tell us his motive, bros?
Ethan Harris
cuz no1 die
Connor Peterson
it's 2deep4us
Brayden Myers
What do you mean by (((they)))?
Aiden Brooks
he was a patsy it was done by jews in the government trying to ban guns
Anthony Gonzalez
John Lithgow
Isaiah Adams
...
Noah Turner
his brother.
wouldnt be suprised if the brother shoots up a place as well
Logan Brooks
nah his brother will just accidentally fall onto a knife 40 times
Isaac Lewis
Woody Harrelson
Aiden Brown
...
Carson Morales
lol chris elliot.
Dominic Anderson
Make it like a buddycop film where they somehow have to team up and overcome each other's shortcomings and the difficulties in their friendship to unite and slaughter the infidels then off each other.
>He's a reformed white-supremacist that converted to Islam
>He's an Afghani national with a grudge against western society and nothing to live for in his home country
>What whacky hijinks will they get into?
Watch as this awkward pairing brings you to tears of laughter, coming to a theater near you, Spring of 2021, Salamislam
Kayden Sullivan
He named the tetrahedron.
Henry Barnes
>brings you to tears of laughter
>Not "EXPLODES UPON THE SCREEN!"
ffs user you had one job
Carter Butler
Steven Ogg
Bentley Nguyen
He'd converted to Islam recently and the media has no way to push a narrative without it looking awful so they're just going to try getting guns banned instead.
Adam Diaz
unironically Idris Elba
Asher Richardson
They don't know what it is.
Jacob Gomez
>nobody said Eric Andre in whiteface yet
James Moore
Sam Hyde
Hunter Roberts
He was an atheist defense contractor spook that thought it'd be neat to tank the firearms industry blunderbund and a casino franchise while trying to set a new high score. He knowingly selected one of each type of gun. He knowingly purchased them all legally. He bought the bump stocks legally. He intentionally selected an extremely armed event. Everything he did was an elaborate joke.
If he was acting in service to a foreign power it'd likely be Russia. The entire point of their active measures warfare is triggering the west to eat itself.
Landon Taylor
>implying (((they'd))) ever let a black guy be a bad guy.
Juan Jackson
Bill Murray
Henry Bennett
...
Cooper Jenkins
>pretending to be Krager
what a fucking faggot
Robert Powell
just you wait Jews have no moral boundaries whatever makes the shekels.
Angel Taylor
Richard Dreyfuss
Ryder Ramirez
Idris Elba meme canceled.
Ryan Anderson
Keep giving me that red pill suppository
Gavin Ward
MANDALAY SLAY (2017)
Directed by Michael Mann
Starring:
>Bruce Willis as Stephen Paddock
>Paul Giamatti as Eric Paddock
>Jamie Chung as Marilou Danley
>Michael Douglas as Joe Lombardo
>2018 Palme d'Or nominee
Christopher Cook
This could really work.
They actually look alike
Daniel Robinson
GET THE FUCK OFF Sup Forums IDRIS, IVE HAD IT WITH YOU COMING ON HERE TRYING TO GET THESE MORONS HERE TO CHOOSE WHAT NEXT ROLE YOULL PLAY. YOUR NOT GOING TO BECOME THE NEXT JAMES BOND OR ANY OTHER WHITE ROLE SO GTFO. I KNOW ITS YOU IDRIS I KNOW YOU LURK ON Sup Forums
Julian Powell
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