ITT: non-Americans tell about their trip to America

ITT: non-Americans tell about their trip to America

>trying to describe a country this large through a single visit to a single city that was probably LA or NYC

Every region is entirely different in culture and it can even vary from town to town within those regions based on the class of people within.

Poor people in the south are not the same as the upper middle class of the south.

As an American from the northeast I have found that I generally like all the places I go in the US, and I enjoy most of the people I meet. Inb4 walmart

I come home, read the news, and hate everyone.

i went to america on a business trip and its true what they say, every american i met was fucking obese pieces of shit. "WELL HOWDY THERE PARTNER WELCOME TO OUR NECK OF THE WOODS" this fat slobbering american said to me. All the women looked like fucking beached whale and there was mile long queue in the McDonalds drive thru. Overall everything in america is fat as fuck would no recommend.

I went to New York, the building were huge and it was filled with niggers and homeless people. Literally every second person was black it was terrifying.The entire city stank of piss and there were rats in the street. I've never seen a rat before in my life and they were running all over the streets. Rats as big as dogs.

Was it Texas? Ive never been to Texas but thats what i imagine it to be like.

New York City is truly the most disgusting city in the US. I went once and I'll never go back.

You sound like an insufferable douche

I went to Germany once and now I cant help but let black people fuck my gf.

I went to Miami Florida to disneyland and the people were nice, most of the people have "extreme" faces, for example extremely beautiful and extremely ugly, it was rare to see someone average, it was probably the place or weather though I should visit again. Other thing that caught my attention is that the way the girls probably underage dress they wear bikinis and for me it was shocking because in Mexico most girls wear some shirts and shorts. The people are calm in general.

This. The whole city smells like a trashcan and everyone has headphones on and is looking at their phones while walking down the sidewalk. Then they get pissed when they bump into you. Fuck New York

Ok I'm not a foreigner but from my experience working at a summer camp

Spanish girls fucking love America.

Disneyland is in Califorina. Your thinking of Disneyworld which is in Orlando Florida not Miami.

went to new york. everybody lives in a fucking room and has to share a toilet, working 24/7 to pay the bills. putting your child through school is unpayable, obamacare is ruining everyone's finances. every white person openly admits being a racist. black lives matter weirdo's. harlem stereotypes. my mom went up to a cop at that fucking theatre in that black shithole and told him she was happy he was here. i had to laugh so hard and all the niggers were staring like bitch u fo realz? had a beer that cost 15 dollars. smokes were more expensive than gold. everything was plastic fantastic. food was horrible. emipre state building was super small. wtc memoriable was just a black void, like new york. fuck america, what happened? it felt like a third world country.

Went to Disneyland with my girlfriend. Spent 4 days in Miami, 7 days in Orlando.

Miami sure is full of niggers and Mexicans. Everyone spoke Spanish by default, even the Wal-mart cashiers.

Orlando was a great, white place full of nice people and clean streets.

We had a lot of fun overall, America is a great place and its people are creative and hard-working. Also, how do you come up with all this amazing food? I'd be fat too if I lived there. Pic related and IHOP's holiday menu were my personal highlights.

Correct my friend.

Woops, wrong picture.

major cities are kind of trashy but they're also the actual 'melting pots' people try to refer to. northeast, upper northeast, southern, deep southern, florida, bayou country, appalachia, midwest, central midwest (corn country), rockies, southwest, socal, northwest... did miss one besides detroit? we're trying to write this one off.

Fuck off back to Sup Forums faggot

I went to NYC and it was boring. Random strangers trying to start a conversation just to brag in the subway were weird. A very polite homeless guy asked me for money and thanked me for it, would give again. Went to supposedly best burger joint in the US and it was nothing special. Went to a hardrock cafe, waiting at the bar for a table to be freed but was told to leave because I wasn't 21 but 20. I couldn't even stay at the bar with my mom (we ordered a coke, she had to drink both), this was retarded as FUCK.

>all these Euros went to New York
New York is basically European

>shit hole full of brown people

sounds right

you guys all fucking fell for the "NYC is the best city in the world" meme. Jesus christ, I live in NY right outside of the City, no one who lives here EVER wants to go to city because of how fucking gross and weird it is. Grand central cleaned its self up, but it still smells like disgusting shit is some parts of the city, just never ever go past 125th street and east harlem. The rest is just over priced bullshit liberal fuckery.

I didn't fall for the meme, my mom was invited and I tagged along. I wasn't particularly interested in the first place.
I spent a day in Brooklyn and it was much more comfier than Manhattan, I should have spent more time there.

brooklyn is a liberal shit hole now, and if you arent in a liberal shit hole you are in some black shit hole

damage control.

I went on a 2 year visa about 8 years ago, I stayed in Boston, Virgina, Chicago, and went out west to L.A and San Francisco.
I had an amazing time I have to say, most people (who were white) were really nice and accommodating. I worked a lot of the time, in hindsight I should have visited more places. I really liked every city I visited apart from NY, because its quite filthy and smells like shit.
The woman fucking loved me, probably for the Irish accent more than anything. Its a truly breathtaking and remarkable country for diverse landscapes and natural beauty outside of the cities. Inside the cities I visited there was always something to do, no matter what day or time. The cost of living is unbelievably cheap compared to the UK or Europe, the dollar goes really far.
The only complaints I have are that there is loads of fat people, I don't mean a few extra kg or stone, but big fucking massive cunts the size of sofas teetering about. Also this blind patriotism without any real knowledge of anything, a lot Americans I met are dense as fuck.

Its a remarkable country and I loved my time there. Its truly the greatest nation on earth and has been for a century.

On /pol I see a lot of hatred towards America all the time, especially from Europe. Well, remember eurofags without the Marshall plan and Americans generosity, we would be living like filthy peasants and/or sucking commie dick. So we owe the US a massive favour, regardless of how you view her.

no, he's right, NYC is a virtual shithole beyond a few touristy areas.

pretty much every major food place claims itself as the best "burger/pizza/whatever" in america. its a meme dont worry

also yeah fuck new york honestly.

place is awful unless your megarich or a tourist from a 3rd world country with low standards

>
you sound like your bmi is more than 30

You Rockland county piece of trash.

Eh, Once upon a time NYC was great. not so much now. The Limelight is a fucken mall now for fucks sake.

>rockland county
No thanks Im not italian scum, westchester county nigga

Lol, another liberal shithole. Move to upstate if you want to experience real NY.

upstate NY is pretty much all hicks though except for rochester, buffalo and upper NY near the Adirondacks

I did 1 month engineering exchange program in Michigan (The following goes for everywhere I visisted in murica, not just Michigan)

The food is disgusting

People have no regards for aesthetics. Fuck strip malls, they're everywhere

Your tax system is retarded

Your coffee fucking sucks, an actual thing that occured frequently:
>I'll have a long black with three extra shots
>What flavour shots sir?
I saw billboards that no shit said "We have 18 flavours of cappuccino"

What the fuck is with your salad dressing obsession

The food has no flavour, replace all herbs and spices with sugar and salt

People text and drive constanty

>people actually drink soft drink at home

Black people. Everywhere.

Whats the deal with long ass industrial roads that have the same repeating stores across them.
>Home depto
>Mcdonalds
>Taco Bell
>Walmart
>KFC
>subway
>Home depto
>Mcdonalds
>Taco Bell
>Walmart
>KFC
>subway

I was legit triggered for a whole fucking month

When down Washington to visit some buddies for some 4th of July festivities. Good food, plenty of beers and everyone was welcoming, not to mention some sick fireworks. Washington is a gorgeous state, aside from Seattle

Fuck off Sadiq

also the women are fucking ugly

I hope you never come back

>wanting a black coffee with three shots of espresso
Fucking disgusting

This.

Europeans who rip on Americans for never having left or never wanting to leave the country just won't get it. The US is like a continent within itself. Each region is really its' own country, even different neighborhoods in medium-large cities have their own culture and flavor. You can drive for a day straight and still not get anywhere. It's that huge.

your coffee is weak as shit, it's so fucking watery

greek ,,,australian''' detected

>speed limits way higher so I can drive way faster
>everything way cheaper
>always something open unlike my city where everything is closed by 9pm
>service way better because tipping
>portion size fucking astronomical
>people can drive way better than where I live
>every store has literally everything I could ever want
>people are generally very unfriendly to strangers and seem to avoid eye contact or conversation with strangers

Over all great experience and I would prefer to live there than canada

I have blue, beady eyes

so no

Nice try sandnigger

>Whats the deal with long ass industrial roads that have the same repeating stores across them.
>>Home depto
>>Mcdonalds
>>Taco Bell
>>Walmart
>>KFC
>>subway
>>Home depto
>>Mcdonalds
>>Taco Bell
>>Walmart
>>KFC
>>subway


you're not wrong. america is great in smaller towns comprised of mostly white people. but every city has the same ugly chain stores on long strips, laid out the same way. and the cities are full of liberal chucklefucks and niggers.

Texas is T H I C C

canadian, been living in socal for 9 or 10 months. took an american's job (get fucked). this place sucks, la and everything around it is terrible, so is the desert. going back to leaves soon. roswell, new mexico is the worst place i've ever been.

mexican food is over-rated.

>probably for the Irish accent

read the rest of this in said accent. was not disappoint.

>NYC
Was filthy and packed full of tourists, just like London. Plenty to do and see but overpriced and homeless people are fucking everywhere.

>Texas - Austin and Dallas
Good food and bars to visit. Austin had a more trendy feel to it. The people were nice but a bit too friendly. I'm not used to having people just walk up and start a conversation with you. I don't mind meeting people but I realised how much I like my own space by visiting these places.

California - LA and San Francisco
Great weather, nice beaches and hot women but overcrowded and tons of aggressive homeless people. Having grown up in a mostly white town it felt weird being the minority in some parts. Just like in NYC, so many hispanics and blacks.

Portland - Full of hipsters and tacky shops. Still a nice place though.

Seattle - It's England but in the USA.

> homeless people are fucking everywhere.
Oh yeah this is another thing I forgot to add

I didn't go into town for a single day without people begging me for money or food

T-thanks dad...

Except for the colour of the money I hardly notice any difference.

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>I'm not used to having people just walk up and start a conversation

I've heard that bongs are generally more reserved compared to us burgers, especially the southerners

I get it cause I'm a bit reserved myself but I can be quite extroverted at times, especially if I'm sauced

My sides are in orbit over that pic related!

Nabisco cookies gotta be boycotted unless they stay on our side of the wall

It is great to live in America

not you faggot

get back behind the wall

817 here bro! Where you?

I can believe this. Fuck NYC.

>and there was mile long queue in the McDonalds drive thru
Why would you go to some fast food joint if you're on a trip?

NYC really isn't that great.

I'm still on my trip. So far so good. The American South has been comfy, but I think I've gained some weight already.

>Orlando was a great, white place full of nice people and clean streets.

Clearly never left the tourist areas of Orlando then.

T. someone who lived in Orlando for 12 years.

>went to disneyland in 08
>almost every person was a short brown mexican
>ordered bottle of water at restaraunt
>bottle filled with tapwater, or maybe thats how bad it tastes in usa
>saw black people outside 7/11
>went to huntington beach and had a burger
>saw an offshore oil rig in the distance
>saw people swimming/surfing in the stinky brown/green water
>hotel cable tv played hardcore porn in the wee hours
>didnt see any hamplanets or scooters
>the log in water ride was fun
>so was the pirate ride
>had pizza at goofys kitchen
>saw a woman with major plastic surgery, comically huge lips
>first time i seen that

A lot of euros go to see cities because they are central in their culture, but one of the best qualities of america is its diverse geography. Go on a road trip.

>the log in water ride was fun

you're god damn right it is

When I've had a bit to drink i'm more than happy to ramble on at people but when it's 8:30 in the morning and some cheerful, chubby, middle-aged woman starts happily talking about how she has a daughter my age I just want to bang my head against the wall. They're nice people but they just talk complete shit for the sake of being able to. The men were more bro-tier at least.

>logan airport, boston
>""""""random search""""""
>takes me aside, opens all my bags, takes everything out
>have many important documents and papers
>they take them all into a back room for an hour while i wait on a bench
>finally come out and let me go, dont even bother helping me put all the shit back in my bags
>papers were all out of order, had to spend even more time fixing that

fuck american airports

also

>flight back to st petersburg
>plane is literally 99% full of mormons
>they all speak fluent russian

weird shit, didnt even know we had them here

sadly this. the best parts of burgerland is in the more subtle spread out places and the nature. the cities are where all the degenerate mudslimes and negroids congregate, along with their liberal shill overlords.

Holy shit after reading this thread you were exactly right.

Buncha tards. Protip: Fuck New York.

>Seattle - It's England but in the USA.
This makes me never want to visit your country.

Only time I've been was when I had stop overnight in Louisiana because of my flight

Hotel was awful, wallpaper peeling off and cockroaches everywhere

What's Pol's opinion on Boston?

Fuck off, Seattle is GOAT.

I hear they throw great tea parties there.

Beautiful, nice heritage but liberal as fuck.

Euro's go on about their cathedrals, and old ass buildings. We have the Grand Canyon, Yosemite, Redwoods, etc. Those are our cathedrals, and monuments. We didn't build them for God, God made them for us.

>Takes one time trip to US
>Decides to eat fast food

Nice job there Ahmed

This is correct. If you come to the US and go visit Hollywood, Dallas, or New York, you've officially wasted your money and could have just gone to your local shitty metropolis instead.

Next time go to Monterey, Tahoe, the New England forests, Mount Rushmore, the Grand Canyon, Yosemite, Yellowstone, the redwoods, the Oregon beaches, etc.

There are literally thousands of destinations like this, but you all choose to go fucking eat McDonalds in New York...

Mormon men learn a second language to take a 2 year mission trip and prosthylethize. After that they are highly valued by women and marry within a couple of years

If a european is ever thinking of going to the US the downtown of salt lake city is the cleanest/prettiest city you'll go to, they have a lot of piano bars which are pretty dope. If you are big on nature yellowstone is amazing

>Seattle - It's England but in the USA.

How so? I'm a seattleite who's never been to England.

>2014
>land in Atlanta
>stay in town for a few days with plans to see NYC later
>niggers everywhere
>get mugged, beaten and cucked by niggers
>my gf fucks a nigger on a night out, says what happens in america stays in america
>bitch that's las vegas not atlanta
>return home without seeing NYC
>find a new gf thats not been blacked

I guess I can say I had the proper American experience. I don't know how you yankees do it, I was in the States for 3 days and my GF already cucked me with a BBC. God speed to you yankees, god speed.

Nice try, Bootleg Texas.

I really liked it. Only thing that I found strange was the tipping culture. It was like everyone "demanded" a tip, which in my mind just makes it an extra fee instead.

Even we hate our airport security.

>gets cucked
>blames Americans

>plan a weeks trip around the south states
>land in Atlanta
>first thing I do is to go get a real American burger at a diner
>next day I wake up with food poisoning
>puke and shit shit myself the entire week in my hotel
>go back home

room service was good though

They're everywere...

The weather especially, overcast and more rain that the other places. Also I noticed a lot of pubs in the British style and tea shops. The people too have the similar British disposition to them, they always look grumpy and stand-offish but are quite cheerful once you actually talk to them.

>please be memeing

Perhaps he was in a hurry or trying to save money. Retard

God Tier:
- North Carolina
- Tennessee
- Finger Lakes Region

Decent Tier:
- Virginia
- California (North)
- Montana
- NYC
- New Hampshire

Mediocre:
- New York State
- Pennsylvania
- South Carolina
- Hawaii


Shit Tier:
- Florida
- Georgia

next time youre in atl fuck the burger bullshit and hit up gladys knights for some fire ass chicken and waffles

Sorry that happened to you, Danebro. Had food poisoning like that when I was 8, ate at a Denny's in Oklahoma. Didn't set foot in one for 15 years after that.

>tons of aggressive homeless people
I'm sick of the government importing refugees when we have so many fucking homeless citizens.

I find this so hard to believe. Getting mugged OK, but getting cucked mugged and beaten all in one trip?

I've been to Washington. Nice city. Great food. I can understand why all you burgers are fat now. Way too many niggers though.

first thing i remember is there was niggres airport staff that has ununderstandable nig accent speaking loudly.

why would you go to Atlanta? the place is a shit hole and filled with niggers.