The ride never ends. Jessica Quinn has been playing the long con on Ian since 2015 probably trying to kill him getting him to put soy sauce on everything he eats that isn't sweet telling him it will promote oestrogen or something and trying to make his diaper problem even worse convincing him to eat 12 prunes every day so he shits his pants more often and convincing him to do so with the same reason as putting soy sauce on everything he eats now.
After all this time when they were finally to meet in real life she breaks up with him and deletes her facebook page but due to the long con Ian believes the trolls have hacked and gotten to her resulting in this response and a curse to viewers.
upcoming sagas we need is the wizard chris saga and an internet war between chris and templeOS terry
Jordan Ward
no
fuck you
Henry Hall
>still pushing the Ian Brandon Anderson shit Dude, an update is fine, but if you're seriously still pushing that autistic gaslighting gag from five years ago then you need to distance yourself from this shit. I'm sure you're used to talking like this on kiwifarms but everyone thinks you're an insane person and you should probably dial it back to the point where you don't assume everyone's excited to hear about the ridiculous specifics of your stalking.
Wyatt Russell
>kiwifarms
rip.
Nathaniel Robinson
I feel legit sorry for the guy, the trolling went too far and has gone on too long, the fact that people are still harassing the gu a literal decade later is absurd.
He wasn't hurting anybody, a little bit of trolling was fine for a while but come on, look what you've done to the guy.
David Allen
if he were dying of cancer and bed bound the trolling would probably still go on. I feel bad for him but he'll probably go off the deep end when barb dies. he seemed to think when she dies the person getting him to have a heart attack and shit his pants more often will take care of him.
but yea I'm nervous about what will happen when his mom dies and if he'll even bother to do anything about the corpse.
from what I've seen they're hundreds of thousands in debt and he begs for money online very often so he can get some more legos and toys etc.
Leo Parker
>thinking chris can be saved
but people have been trying to help him for 10 years and he doesnt listen
Liam Rogers
whatever happened with his vagina wound?
Easton Thompson
>He wasn't hurting anybody Except the game store manager he tried to hit with a car among other things.
Jaxson Garcia
And Megan, drawing pictures of you raping someone to keep yourself from actually raping them is more than a little fucked up.
Aaron Allen
No they haven't, all this shit is "people's" fault, he is a human being and doesn't deserve any of this.
Luis Morgan
Why? It's still around.
Anthony Gutierrez
>tfw we will never see a prison saga
Isaiah James
And the woman from the college he drew getting killed or whatever because she stopped him from finding his true sweetheart
Kevin Morales
do you even follow his shit? there have been lots of people who tried helping over the years.
the mistake that everyone makes is thinking chris is a good boy he dindu nuffin he can be saved.
Colton Bennett
Oh, Mary Walsh.
Isaac Hernandez
You are pathetic.
Cooper Phillips
lol fuck off barb
Jace Foster
Everyone involved with this man's downfall should be gassed.
Gabriel Morris
spoken like a true bitch
Angel Rodriguez
his downfall was of his own doing
Adam Adams
Isn't this a bit far
Anthony Perez
Go back to your lolcow basement.
Logan Smith
make me faggot
Hudson Mitchell
Truly you are the Chad of Sup Forums.
Dominic Lopez
CWC has always been an awful person and I don't have any sympathy for him
Jonathan Watson
>unironically whiteknighting for Chris-Chan in 2017 Does it hit too close to home?
Thomas Scott
when will people understand that chris-chan's life is an elaborate performance art piece? there is nothing we can do, we can only observe
Caleb Scott
I don't really follow but I do remember the Sup Forums threads and from what I can gather all the shit he's done is in a way or another troll influence..
Evan Phillips
chris was so lonely he calls himself christine and takes female hormones just so he feel apart of a community that doesn't want to destroy him
Blake Wright
This.
David Morris
jesus his hair looks like it's never been washed and has cobwebs in it
Charles Mitchell
Now thats pretty passable as a female. Good job Chris.
Matthew Wilson
Bend over and I'll make you a faggot.
Ian Collins
>mfw I have slowly watched the mental breakdown of some degenerate autist for years whilst shit posting on 4 chan
Anthony Green
You'd like that, wouldn't you faggot?
Nolan Flores
living the good life
Grayson Gonzalez
ahem* HER hair you CIS hater
Jaxson Roberts
>five years ago Eight, user.
Juan Edwards
Not as much as you.
Austin Carter
It feels like just yesterday that the real Christian Weston Chandler challenged him into singing Suck Yo Dick.
Lincoln Cooper
how long will chris keep barbs body for after she dies? I imagine it'll be for some time at least.
Ryan Bailey
is this his "female voice"? Like does he talk like that all the time now?
Ryder Scott
>tfw "I am STRAIGHT" was 8 years ago
Carson Gonzalez
and CWC posted there the other day
Ian Young
>yfw surfshack tito predicted chris was a faggot almost a decade ago
Tyler James
his voice was already unnaturally high. taking female hormones hasn't helped.
Jaxson Wright
>people donate money to him to buy food and stuffs
>he spends it on legos, games and amiibos
Benjamin Moore
Not really a groundbreaking prediction when the first video had him playing with MLP toys before that became a thing.
Jackson Nguyen
chris chan is everything wrong with western society
barb looks terrified when she reads off of the page chris holds up while filming her when he gets her to beg for money.
I wonder if it's happening at knife or gun point
Ethan Ross
People who donate money are the ones trolling him.
Aiden Johnson
She deserves it for making Chris what he is today. Say what you want about the autistic kiwifarm trolls that aren't much better but the core people at blame were his parents who basically refused to get him any meaningful help. Not that there's much that could be done.
Brody Green
>places a curse on viewers in the video
wtf did I do???? thanks chris
Nathan Fisher
If he had spent all his time playing with random shit outside etc. he wouldn't have come out nearly as bad as he did. All the obsessive shit over Sonic and other garbage fucked him up. Obviously he's mentally fucking retarded but if he had lived on like a farm or something I think he'd have come off less retarded.
Daniel Nguyen
It blossomed into a beautiful vagina
Easton Harris
This, what should I do to reverse the curse?
Aaron Scott
somehow he gets more retarded when he does go outside though
Lucas Sullivan
Didn't he hit someone with his car outside?
Henry Powell
Ever since I watched that video I can't stop thinking about making sonic OCs help
Jaxson Thompson
fanta + navy. chug-a-lug, Donna.
Thomas Martin
What the fuck, is that his mother?
What's wrong with her? I mean yeah, she gave birth to this monstrosity, but I thought she was at least mentally stable to some degree.
Gavin Adams
I seriously want Ian to become some sort of movie critic just to see if he gets more views than his half brother Cole just because it would royally piss him off.
Chris is going to build her a coffin out of legos then realizes several months later he needs more legos to build shit then he'll dig up her corpse from the back yard and use her body as a real life waifu or to go through stuff like the carpool lane.
Liam Clark
donate chris money in exchange for a jar of his sweat. after receiving said jar anoint yourself with it and channel your energy into a mirror while yelling reverse ye ha me ha