The ride never ends...

The ride never ends. Jessica Quinn has been playing the long con on Ian since 2015 probably trying to kill him getting him to put soy sauce on everything he eats that isn't sweet telling him it will promote oestrogen or something and trying to make his diaper problem even worse convincing him to eat 12 prunes every day so he shits his pants more often and convincing him to do so with the same reason as putting soy sauce on everything he eats now.

After all this time when they were finally to meet in real life she breaks up with him and deletes her facebook page but due to the long con Ian believes the trolls have hacked and gotten to her resulting in this response and a curse to viewers.

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Since then a fake account has been created most likely by someone else telling Ian she wants him back.

The ride never ends and it looks like the soy sauce plot is working if you look at his left eye.

Ian is displaying early signs of having a stroke so he may not be with us for much longer.

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Fuck you.

Get some real friends.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE the video

upcoming sagas we need is the wizard chris saga and an internet war between chris and templeOS terry

no

fuck you

>still pushing the Ian Brandon Anderson shit
Dude, an update is fine, but if you're seriously still pushing that autistic gaslighting gag from five years ago then you need to distance yourself from this shit. I'm sure you're used to talking like this on kiwifarms but everyone thinks you're an insane person and you should probably dial it back to the point where you don't assume everyone's excited to hear about the ridiculous specifics of your stalking.

>kiwifarms

rip.

I feel legit sorry for the guy, the trolling went too far and has gone on too long, the fact that people are still harassing the gu a literal decade later is absurd.

He wasn't hurting anybody, a little bit of trolling was fine for a while but come on, look what you've done to the guy.

if he were dying of cancer and bed bound the trolling would probably still go on. I feel bad for him but he'll probably go off the deep end when barb dies.
he seemed to think when she dies the person getting him to have a heart attack and shit his pants more often will take care of him.

but yea I'm nervous about what will happen when his mom dies and if he'll even bother to do anything about the corpse.

from what I've seen they're hundreds of thousands in debt and he begs for money online very often so he can get some more legos and toys etc.

>thinking chris can be saved

but people have been trying to help him for 10 years and he doesnt listen

whatever happened with his vagina wound?

>He wasn't hurting anybody
Except the game store manager he tried to hit with a car among other things.

And Megan, drawing pictures of you raping someone to keep yourself from actually raping them is more than a little fucked up.

No they haven't, all this shit is "people's" fault, he is a human being and doesn't deserve any of this.

Why? It's still around.

>tfw we will never see a prison saga

And the woman from the college he drew getting killed or whatever because she stopped him from finding his true sweetheart

do you even follow his shit? there have been lots of people who tried helping over the years.

the mistake that everyone makes is thinking chris is a good boy he dindu nuffin he can be saved.

Oh, Mary Walsh.

You are pathetic.

lol fuck off barb

Everyone involved with this man's downfall should be gassed.

spoken like a true bitch

his downfall was of his own doing

Isn't this a bit far

Go back to your lolcow basement.

make me faggot

Truly you are the Chad of Sup Forums.

CWC has always been an awful person and I don't have any sympathy for him

>unironically whiteknighting for Chris-Chan in 2017
Does it hit too close to home?

when will people understand that chris-chan's life is an elaborate performance art piece? there is nothing we can do, we can only observe

I don't really follow but I do remember the Sup Forums threads and from what I can gather all the shit he's done is in a way or another troll influence..

chris was so lonely he calls himself christine and takes female hormones just so he feel apart of a community that doesn't want to destroy him

This.

jesus his hair looks like it's never been washed and has cobwebs in it

Now thats pretty passable as a female. Good job Chris.

Bend over and I'll make you a faggot.

>mfw I have slowly watched the mental breakdown of some degenerate autist for years whilst shit posting on 4 chan

You'd like that, wouldn't you faggot?

living the good life

ahem* HER hair you CIS hater

>five years ago
Eight, user.

Not as much as you.

It feels like just yesterday that the real Christian Weston Chandler challenged him into singing Suck Yo Dick.

how long will chris keep barbs body for after she dies? I imagine it'll be for some time at least.

is this his "female voice"? Like does he talk like that all the time now?

>tfw "I am STRAIGHT" was 8 years ago

and CWC posted there the other day

>yfw surfshack tito predicted chris was a faggot almost a decade ago

his voice was already unnaturally high. taking female hormones hasn't helped.

>people donate money to him to buy food and stuffs

>he spends it on legos, games and amiibos

Not really a groundbreaking prediction when the first video had him playing with MLP toys before that became a thing.

chris chan is everything wrong with western society

You don't understand, they need immediate funds for food!
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barb looks terrified when she reads off of the page chris holds up while filming her when he gets her to beg for money.

I wonder if it's happening at knife or gun point

People who donate money are the ones trolling him.

She deserves it for making Chris what he is today. Say what you want about the autistic kiwifarm trolls that aren't much better but the core people at blame were his parents who basically refused to get him any meaningful help. Not that there's much that could be done.

>places a curse on viewers in the video

wtf did I do???? thanks chris

If he had spent all his time playing with random shit outside etc. he wouldn't have come out nearly as bad as he did. All the obsessive shit over Sonic and other garbage fucked him up. Obviously he's mentally fucking retarded but if he had lived on like a farm or something I think he'd have come off less retarded.

It blossomed into a beautiful vagina

This, what should I do to reverse the curse?

somehow he gets more retarded when he does go outside though

Didn't he hit someone with his car outside?

Ever since I watched that video I can't stop thinking about making sonic OCs help

fanta + navy. chug-a-lug, Donna.

What the fuck, is that his mother?

What's wrong with her?
I mean yeah, she gave birth to this monstrosity, but I thought she was at least mentally stable to some degree.

I seriously want Ian to become some sort of movie critic just to see if he gets more views than his half brother Cole just because it would royally piss him off.

Chris is going to build her a coffin out of legos then realizes several months later he needs more legos to build shit then he'll dig up her corpse from the back yard and use her body as a real life waifu or to go through stuff like the carpool lane.

donate chris money in exchange for a jar of his sweat. after receiving said jar anoint yourself with it and channel your energy into a mirror while yelling reverse ye ha me ha

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