Why is Starfire so goddamn happy all the time?

Why is Starfire so goddamn happy all the time?

All of her incarnations have had shitty unfair lives, so why is she always the unflinching peppy optimist?

If you were smoking hot and had superpowers, wouldn't you be happy all the time?

young, dumb and full of cum

Oh shit, she just slept with your mum!

Because her current situation is great compared to her past.

Maybe it's a happy in the outside sad on the inside kinda thing

Because you don't have to let the bad things in your past dictate how you operate in the present. She is an optimist who seeks community and love wherever she goes.

Imagine how many dicks she takes on the reg.

When you hit rock bottom, you only have one way left to go, and that's up.

I wanna hit rock bottom of her cervix.

CAUSE YOU GOTTA KEEP YOUR HEAD UP
OOOOOOOOOHHHHHH

ok virgin

>no punctuation
>no capitalization
Let me guess, 14 yo?

Joy at all costs, joy in spite of all terror, joy however long and hard the road may be; for without joy, there is no survival.

What you're describing is called the vagina bones fyi.

She is suppose to be a latina metaphor

She's a half-glass-full type of gal

Okay so? I get that spergs don't get figurative speech and like to shout "INNACURATE" and "VIRGIN", but come on.

But Sup Forums, you're always whining about capes being sad and grim nowadays.

Didn't she used to have a short-temper and was all warrior like in the 80s and 90s? I don't think the "always happy all the time" version of Starfire even existed until the 2003 cartoon completely changed her personality.

Other user but,
>didn't get that joke
>calls someone else 14
Let me guess, dumb 25 year old?

She was, yes. She could go nuclear when things looked bad.

Her current life as a costumed vigilante is much better than her previous one: that of a slave to a space tyrant. Do you have any idea what it's like to be a slave girl all adorned in a skimpy outfit and paraded around the castle in front of millions of people just so the local space tyrant can flaunt his wealth?

L-lewd.

They both used a double dildo in their bum.

Any /m/en have the 'How many dicks have been inside Marida?' pasta? It needs to be adapted.

exactly, much better to be a superhero girl all adorned in a skimpy outfit and paraded around the city in front of millions of people

Because nobody liked the dumb slut AND prison fuck toy version?

You can do one or the other, but not both.

Yes.
Brazen is how I would describe her, not happy.

She wasn't just "very happy all the time", she was very emotional all the time because that's how her people were. They found no point in suppressing emotions so when she's happy she's very happy and will let people know. Same with being angry, being sad, etc. She's just very emotional, impulsive, and open.
That was meant to contrast with Dick who was basically stoic and Batman-y, and he had to deal with his feelings for Kory when she was very open and brazen about her feelings for him.
One neat thing about Wolfman writing more than a decade of the same people is after a few years, he actually kept the same development DIck and Kory gained from their relationship. There were times where Dick was clearly the more emotional one and Kory had to be more logical and cold.

I wouldn't even say the cartoon changed it immediately since Johns' TT and Outsiders still had her as this, not just a happy naive alien.

This is making me wish for a comic where Jason Todd tries to be a bro and get Dick laid by hooking him up with Kori.

Did someone say "nuclear"?

shes retarded.

Is any guy capable of giving mindnumbing orgasms to Starfire or is she just compelled to fuck with randoms no matter how bad the sex may be?

Shes an open women who like an earth male, will take sex if she yarns for it rather than beat around some social bush. If your sex is bad with her she'll probably tell you upfront and give tips on how to improve depending on the relationship.

Considering she kept hitting up earthlings in all her iterations, I think it is clear to say that she gets some sort of pleasure from sex. Mind numbing, like most females will depend on the actual emotional bond...

Because if she drops the facade she will fall into an endless pit of despair from which there is no escape.

Why do you think she doesn't have a solo book anymore?

>How many dicks do you think have been inside Marida?

>Lets assume she was found three days after the battle (which took place on January 17, 0089), so January 20, and was put to work that day she was found. So we'll take 19 days out of the first year.

>The average hooker can turn 4 to 8 Johns an evening, usually between 30 minutes to an hour. But Marida was younger at the time and implied by the woman who eventually owned her meant that there would be less customers than usual. Lets go with 3 then, just below the lowest daily average (We'll assume that there were repeat customers, but we'll count them as separate dicks since we can't determine exactly when or how often recurring customers happened). We also don't know how many of those had multiple men involved, either.

>There was also the surgery to remove her reproductive organs along with the many abortions she received. We'll take off 3 months for the operation & recovery and another month for the combined abortions.

>She was working for about 5 or 6 years before being found by Zimmerman, so there's at least 1 leap year.

>Surgery + abortions + first 19 days of January she wasn't working = 139 days she wasn't servicing dicks.

>So that's 678 dicks.

>Then for the remaining 5 years, 1095 dicks each year, so 5475 dicks + 1 leap year for 3 more dicks.

>Marida has had around 5475 dicks inside her, give or take a few hundred dicks. There might be thousands more if as she got older she became more desirable as her body became more mature. If that is the case and her last two & a half years she became an average hooker, then she would have had closer to 8890 dicks.

>Other factors that are unaccounted for are travel and workplace related renovations, which could take off several dozen or hundreds of dicks.

Go wild

What show?

Gundam Unicorn.

Character was a prostitute/clone/rapevictim

Wasn't that a weird al song?

Her species are evolved from space cats, and their philosophy was Pollyanna but with free love due to their creator goddess basically being girl Sheogorath. Their home planet was a giant Garden Of Eden jungle.

It only changed because space lizards incinerated their home planet leaving it like Arizona before taking the princesses as captives, using Starfire as a slave they raped a fair amount and the other they taught to be like a Nazi including having her ram a torture stick up her slave sister's ass, then both were experimented on by space Mengeles which gave them Kryptonian-like powers so the rape victim became a superhero on Earth and the Nazi went and took control of their home planet.

That miserable chain of events made the entire Tamaranian species start acting like Klingons, especially after their planet blew up...then their replacement planet that they genocided another species for blew up too, making them live like Quarians from Mass Effect but without the weakness to disease.

Starfire found comfort in Dick (pun intended) and made him king of Tamerran before miscarrying their child and being dumped by him over it. Also, Raven raped her with a magic penis trying to knock her up with Trigon, and as a Teen Titan she saw a LOT of death.

She has superheroed on and off since then, had a mini nervous breadown and joined Red Hood's Outlaws while fucking both Jason and Arsenal until she found an alien worm pet and quit to become a crazy cat lady.

Last saw, she had been staring vacantly and following other superheroes after converting to worship Cthulhu and spouting quotes from Lovecraft nonstop.

tl;dr she cray-cray

Because she's the cutest and she knows it

Gonna need evidence of all the rape she endured

Raped by lizardpeople is the 52 expanding on her backstory that was always skipped.

pls more

Does she and Robin get marred?

No, Raven asserted herself as Alpha Female and wore Starfire like a cock sleeve, ruining Robin's chances of ever marrying her again.

Damn, that's like Night and Roots level depressing

heh

This "evidence" is pretty tame. I need MOAR

Forget evidence, I wonder who was the sane one in charge of making comics in the 80s: John Bryne or the creator of Teen Titans? Everything in this era seems dark in a melodramatic and surreal way.

Ouch. Prepare to get your teeth kicked out.

I'd still hit it.

There's one guy. He knows how her body works. He can see what she wants. He's fucked her a million times in his mind, and it left him feeling uninterested.

Since her powers are directly tied to her emotional state, it's in her best interest to be an optimist

bump

OP, let me tell you about Somalia. In the mid-90s, it was a horrifying shithole, where you were very likely to look out the window one fine morning and witness your neighbor's being raped and/or decapitated.

It hasn't gotten much better, even now. Every Somalian I've ever met, and there are a lot of them here in Minnesota, has been pleasant and polite and weirdly unflappable, even in the face of a near car accident. My belief for this is, they're not in mid-90s Somalia and nobody's trying to cut they're or their families' heads or limbs off. So life's good.

Starfire is chipper, because she's no longer in Space Somalia and no longer some shithead Lizard monster's plaything. So life's good. She hangs on to the good times, and tries not to make bad times, because fuck the bad times.

Earth's nitrogen rich atmosphere gets her high.

They did in Kingdom Come

And in one of the Convergence books, but that's another story entirely.

A positive outlook and being the BDSM slave of her degenerate sister on a regular basis.

>somalians, bringing smiles and TB to a neighbor near you

No wonder Dick has a thing for her.

What are you implying?

>Minnesota
>lots of somalians
How did that happen?

>Why is Starfire so goddamn happy all the time?
Drugs.

You didn't know?

>Rebirth Lobdell will never write Nu 52 RHatO.

I don't get it

There's little nuggets of truth in this post, but so much never ever happened.

But people believe you.

is Starfire suppose to be a black girl?

At warp 9, it would take 1829 years, 8 months, 23 days, 13 hours, 12 minutes and 39.3 seconds to hit rock bottom.

Cute cartoon starfire > slut starfire.

This is a fact. Do not argue with facts.

Explain

You guys don't really get that you're pedophiles, do you?

...

>caring

Starfire is what, 16? 17?

Please go back to tumblr

So not an adult.

Post-pubescent isn't pedophilia.

I don't think you understand what pedo even means. She has to be under 13 to be pedo, she's legal in first world nations.

>you will never have a Tamaranian team mate who will be your fuck buddy too
;_________;

No, orange.

>14 is legal in first world nations
I bet you live in Argentina and think you're white

Depends on which state you live in. In many states in the U.S., yes, 16 is legal.

That being said, she's a fucking cartoon that doesn't look like a child (the latter would be irrelevant if the former weren't the case, but the former is kind of a big one). Besides, I imagine most of the people that consider her their waifu or whatever were probably YOUNGER than her when they first watched the cartoon. But, you know, since she's a fictional character and all, she stays the same age while the viewers, who are real people, continue aging.

Of course, another thing about this fictional character that in no way actually exists in the real fucking world is that her age was never explicitly mentioned. For all we know, she very well COULD be 18. Don't forget that 18 and 19 still count as teenager, and many confirmed adult women in the series looked about the same as her, so... there you go.

By the way, did I mention that Starfire is ink and paint on paper and not a living human being? Maybe the Tumblr crowd should concentrate more on the human rights of real people and not of those of figments of complete fantasy. This recent decade has seen an increase in morons trying to control the kind of FICTION that is acceptable to disturbing levels, and it's astonishing how so many people can't distinguish between real world atrocities and make-believe. Just saying.

Exactly one:Grayson

>Cute cartoon starfire > slut starfire.
What do you define as a slut? Personally, I don't think she really became one until the New 52.

Is this where you post a pic of your shitty trigger discipline with a rant about ebeboohikes not being pedos, Byrne?

Most of them do

She always slept around. It's been a part of her character since the 70s.
All Nu52 did was make her Grrrl Power which is why she comes off as a cunt

literally me then

Because shes a mary sue

>Otherworldly princess sold as a sex slave
>Happy to live as a peasant in the shithole of the universe
>Used as a regular cum dump for troubled sidekicks

I dont understand how DC operates

>Why is Starfire so goddamn happy all the time?

A good contrast to the stereotypical alien cliche throughout movies and comics for decades, that aliens would be serious and evil. Starfire is fascinated by humans and the Earth.

I think Starfire's happiness is a huge part of her appeal. Yes she is A CUTE and has nice tits, but he happiness gives her an innocence that is attractive, in addition to those great tits.