In a new documentary for ITV, Gordon Ramsay on Cocaine...

>In a new documentary for ITV, Gordon Ramsay on Cocaine, the celebrity chef will examine the drug's devastating global impact.

fuck me

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why the fuck is a world class chef being sent to analyze the social ramifications of the narcotic trade

>Now here's my recipe for a classic 8 ball of coke, with a twist
>the secret to a nice high is fresh ingredients

CRACK PIPE
NICE AND HOT

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>does he know who harry potter is?
>no
>thank fuck for that.

I think you've misunderstood. He's going to use his business expertise, knowledge of quality product and aggressive marketing style to help struggling coke dealers turn their fortunes around.

>Gordon Ramsay on cocaine

this would be good

No one can answer that

Is this the new Punisher series?

>this fucking idiot sandwich

>why is someone who does a lot of cocaine sent to analyze the social ramifications of cocaine

His other "travel" cooking shows are really good just as travel shows, so I guess this will be like that kind of.

>And this is cut with, what? *snoooorttt*
Dog worming tablets and talc, Chef!

>now be gentle with the baggie
>make sure all the air is out
>don't want it to burst

IT'S 90% FUCKING RAW

>and what's this then
>it's coke, chef
>is it fresh?
>n-no chef we store it in our wareho-
>fuckin' hell

the asia series is fantastic

>this operation is a fuckin shambles
>you couldn't run a bath mate, let alone an international drug smuggling ring

>THIS PLACE IS A MESS
>IT'S DIRTY, IT'S UGLY AND THE STAFF DOESN'T EVEN SPEAK ENGLISH
>LOOK AT THIS, LOOK!
>THEY DON'T EVEN STORE THEIR CHEMICALS PROPERLY
>YOU ARE GOING TO KILL SOMEONE LIKE THAT ONE DAY!
>WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T PLANT THE LEAVES YOURSELF?

>YOU COME HERE!
>Si patron?
>WHAT'S THIS?
>is coke leaf, we chew it
>IT'S FUCKING RAW, YOU DONKEY! IT'S SO GREEN I COULD PUT IT IN A SALAD!

I think that's the one I watched an episode of, when he was in India I think. Really nice.

>I always say that cooking is like a philosophy. Unless you're synthesizing cocaine, then it's chemistry

>You grow this yourself?
>Que?
>Fucking hell.
>The next morning, Gordon shows up early before anyone else, to examine the lab
>This UV light shows up body fluids
>Fuck me
>Look at this! I'm going to be sick
>We're shutting this down! You're a heath hazard!

If any cookery show presenter is going to do this, surely it should be Nigella

Coke, not choke

so this is like a spin off of anthony bourdains shows?

>Some people say you can't buy highs, I disagree.

>getting distracted by the strangulation and forgetting about the repeated coke orgies based Nigie had with her daughter

Oh comon Ramsay

We all know what you are doing here

>I'VE GOTTEN BETTER COKE OFF MY KIDS, YOU FUCKING ARSEHOLE

>Carlos, is this your chainsaw? Look at the fucking state of this thing. When was the last time you cleaned this? Look at that - is that hair? Hair in your fucking chainsaw?
>Fucking hell

Pretty much this. I trust Ramsay to cook stuff, tell me if a kitchen is bad or not, even if a hostel is good, but cocaine seems out of his league.

>implying pro-chefs don't run on a shitload of cocaine

you ever watched his videos? Why do you think he's jumpy all the time?

>but cocaine seems out of his league
He's an expert.

This guy, this guy right here

He was a professional footballer and then a top class chef, he's undoubtedly done 100x the cocaine you have.

No it's obviously should be Heston.

COCAINE.

FLUFFY, WHITE. HAS THAT SORT OF AROMA THAT IS TO ABSOLUTELY DIE FOR

>YOU, FUCKO. COME OVER HERE.
>...
>DON'T YOU FUCKING HEAR ME SPEAKING, FUCKO? COME OVER HERE!
>Oh, s-si.
>WHAT'S YOUR NAME, FUCKO?
>qué esta diciendo..?
>BLOODY HELL, FUCKING GREAT. DOESN'T EVEN SPEAK FUCKING ENGLISH.
>COMO..COMO SE NOMBRE, DICKHEAD?
>A-Antonino, señor.
>ANTONINO, TU ERES UN IMBECIL. QUE ES?
>Es Cocaina, Señor.
>COCAINA? THAT'S NOT FUCKING COCAINE. THAT LOOKS LIKE MASHED FUCKING POTATOES.
>Q-Que, señor?
>NO COCAINA, ESTO PURÉ.
>No, señor. E ---
>OH, SHUT UP. FUCKING IMBECILE, THE FUCKING LOT OF YOU AS WELL. THAT'S NOT FUCKING COCAINE, THAT LOOKS LIKE MASHED FUCKING POTATOES.
>DOESN'T EVEN SPEAK FUCKING ENGLISH. WHERE'S THE MANAGER?

100 x 0 = 0.

>Why do you think he's jumpy all the time?
Because he's Scottish..

>In the early 1980s, he worked as a commis chef at the Wroxton House Hotel then ran the kitchen and 60-seat dining room at the Wickham Arms, until his sexual relationship with the owner's wife made the situation difficult.

That's just the amerilard version Satan, where's the British one.

>COCAINE IN THE PAN
>NICE AND HOT

Gordon does coke?

top zozzle

>chef this is or state of the art operation
> Ramsay: show me how you cook it
>what is thiS YOU COULDN'T EVEN COOK EGGS !!!!!
>ramsay streamline operation and half them cook cocaine,and even creates new cocaine flavors like cokecola flavor.

pretty much all chefs do hard drugs

read kitchen confidential

m8

ICE METH
NICE AND COLD

>is this crack fresh?

>gordon takes charge of jungle coke lab
>puts everyone to work
>turns two tonnes of coca leaves, sulphuric acid and cement into a meme french dish that was impressive 25 years ago

Underrated

>Oi dick head, whats this Cocaine mixed with
>With crushed up glass Mr Ramsey
>FUCK ME

>It's not cocaine Mr Ramsey it's jus' arsenic and sugar innit

Reminder that he was almost killed when he investigated sharkfin soup.

>Call this an assassination, you Japanese cunts? I've given myself deeper cuts chopping fucking vegetables.

he's going to become the new ross kemp. they should work together.

Didn't Ramsay have a brother that passed away due to drug-related reasons?

he grew up in scotland so there is a 99% chance of that being true.

something tells me that wasn't what motivated him to present this documentary though.