British Thread
>Get in 'ere lads
Let's talk about telly
British Thread
>Get in 'ere lads
Let's talk about telly
am scottish fuck you brits
you errd, like I said, leave it out
Sorry, forgot to pay me license and now the coppers are on my back so I have to go into hiding
>telly
>lads
>'ere
You people disgust me
Don't get your knickers in a bunch son
Any man watching The Apprentice?
Literally only 2 qts
STAY AWAY FROM MY WAIFU CHAD
emmerdale is kino but corrie has best chicks
>Any man
You're either a nigga or a wigga, pick one
can we PLEASE talk about lucy?
Wigga
This is an evening thread lad, normies are all out during the day
*saves British telly*
>Saturday
Normies are out at night too mate
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Am European, fuck you scots
Aged like milk. It's not funny anymore and is overrated as fuck.
Its still funny
>Scottish
Not a real nationality lad, Scotland is just a large county of England tbqh
why are brits so ugly?
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the weak should fear the strong
Nostalgic, not funny
>Michael Jackson tattoo on his arm
British soaps peaked with Get Johnny Week
Top tier kino
Magnet and steel, patrick. Magnet and steel.
Blatently untrue.
Source?
even bongs are not safe from schlomo's reach
leave it aaht wew ya
>inbreeding
>awful diet
>lack of sunshine
>lazy and no exercise
>inability to handle liquor
>poor dentistry
>inbreeding
>short
>pale
Phoenix nights season 3 fucking when?
Does peter still hate Dave spikey?
post best ending song
MARS BAR BAR
Abi > Lauren
I think it loses it's appeal the further away from your school years you are. I'm nearly 30 now.
>season
I was about 27 when I first saw it and thought it was hilarious. Still do.
>30
Probably because you're an oap lad
>/brit/ is allowed on Sup Forums
>/got/ gets banned
i suppose noone wants to talk about lucy ;__;
>come home from school
>watch jungle run and art attack
>get called for tea
>simpsons on at 6
>go for a kick about at the reccy
>repeat
can we go back
i do
post more
I'm CI5
Shagged her, mate. She stopped meeting me for sex because she said my cock was too big and she couldn't walk straight on her modelling jobs.
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no idea tbqh
Brit my arse!
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Who's turn is it on Helen this week?
Modern version:
>come home from school doing lessons on an iPad
>watch YouTube reaction videos on an iPad
>get called for tea, Snapchat a picture of it on iPad
>More reaction videos on iPad
>Play a game on iPad
/brit/ poll
#1 BEST BRANNING GIRL?
strawpoll.me
so does doc martin have aspergers or not
>posting this coalburning roastie
you're 'avin a LARRRRRRF
Take your wankery and fuck off, GoT is for normies and plebs
Life was better back then
>In 10 years Sharia in the UK might not be a joke
>Our children won't have other white children to play with
>No innocence
>Instead of a spongeball for the playground they'll have iPhones
>yfw you'll never be sandwiched between the Webster sisters
cor blimey guv
Used to watch this with my dad
Forgot how crap it was
i want to smash this little bint from emmerdale
CRINGE
Put the kettle on every morning and warm up to some comfy Heartbeat.
youtu.be
typical bong teeth
>30
still watches eastenders...
HAHAHAHAHAHA
*saves ITV*
Finna kys you seething simp
ITV, that's the channel for me. Nothing to worry about and plenty of sauce.
French genetics
see
youtu.be
Mitchellkino
ding-dong diddly kys
Are these 'celebrities' that are on all these shows with "Celebrity" in the name but no-one has heard of them?
Aye Lad, aye!
Fuck you bloody cunts!
>hasnt seen love island
you're gay
why can't bongs speak english
Post Belle.
I am a brown guy. Why was it easier for me to get white girls in England compared to LA and Portland?
I thought i would be easier to get white girls in US but it was easier even in Netherlands and Denmark to get a white girl compared to US.
Are girls in EU less racist?
I regret my ancestors not keeping a lid on the colonies
post slags
>heb siarad iaith orau
Early 2000s music video/Daily Star slags were the best
Shitty era for club music but prime wankfest vids
Northern chav detected.
It's more exotic for them because there are fewer of them.
Who is the best Welshfu, taffy?
OI M8
WE NEED TO INSPECT YA FLAT SINCE WE CAN'T FIND ANY TELLY LICENSE CONNECTED TO IT
Imogen thingy. The slut from Big Brother like ten years ago.
Got a warrant?
> he can't afford 2.5£ a month
lol
Thanks for getting that song stuck in my head now.
>2.5£
Polish?
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British girls are notoriously slutty and crave the foreign cock as brit males have small penii and are terrible lovers.
More like England is a large county of Scotland. England doesn't even have it's own government! It's ran by the other three nations.
Why do I want to fuck chav girls? What's wrong with me?
scotland has like half the population of london
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