Are you gonna quote Rick when you go up to the counter / drive-thru today Sup Forums?

Are you gonna quote Rick when you go up to the counter / drive-thru today Sup Forums?

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Wubbadooble doo where are yooou?

>I need some of that disease you guys invented
>Cancer?
>The other one
>Szechuan sauce?
>That's the spice

epiiiicccc...

It isn't near where I live. I bet they'll have it for the new Mulan movie in a year or 2.

mcnugga my lubba wabba

ADMIT THAT YOU'RE A RACIST BETA MALE

RIGHT

NOW

I'll ask for this instead

Did they really bring this shitty sauce back?

I'm gonna get a selfie with my pop vinyl rick figure while saying MC NUGGA DUBBA DUBB DUB

It's not in Bongland so I'll probably just hit up my friends on skype and quote R&M with them while eating chicken tenders with bbq sauce

>age 17+ for a chunk of plastic
what? is that just to make manchildren feel better?

Under 17s might try to eat it and choke on the bobble head.

No, I'm not particularly a fan of cynical corporate adoration.

its code for the fact it's a piece of shit that isn't even worth a dime that would shatter into a million pieces were it handled in any capacity

To be quite frank, one does need to have a rather significant amount of intellect to comprehend Richard & Mortimer. Why, just yesterday I attempted to show my cousin (who has just entered his seventh year) the episode where the titular character, Rick, turns himself into a pickled cucumber. He laughed at the mere thought of a man become fermented vegetable, but I sat there watching, lamenting the deeper message: the death of intellectual pursuit, the desensitization to societal filth, muck, and mire, and the shameless abandonment of psychological understanding.

At the end my cousin turned to me and proclaimed, "I am the scientist that was once named Rick, but I have now become a pickled cucumber. Look at me, I am pickled Rick!", and I could not help but smile, not that the line he had just recited was humorous, but at the realization that this, in front of my very eyes, was the sum of what the episode had just warned against.

I cannot blame my cousin just as much as a man cannot blame a dog for consuming its own bile. It merely does not know any better, and what could be said about a man who judges things he does not have merit to judge?

Under 3 might try to eat it
Under 17 might try to shove it in their ass

pure keto

this is a good post

>dine in only
>can't get it at the drive thru

Fuck that noise.

Are people going to really wait in line for shitty McDonald's sauce?

I'm too embarrassed to look like a fan to try that sauce

No because I'm not a cringey faggot.

What? You have to go in cosplay or something to get the sauce?

Oooh, yowzer this looks good.

This thread's gone bowser

r and m is the mcdicks of tv gimme some Trump steaks and Xavier: Renegade Angel

Dan Harmon is a Jew and this is an "ironic" marketing campaign

that looks disgusting

id rather eat at mcdonalds

t. a real rick

b-b-b-b-but they said it was just Roiland's loveable lolsorandom humour
Why would they lie about that and force a meme on Sup Forums and all over social media as shills?

This. McD's wasn't going to play ball until it was marketed right. The sauce will come back later by """popular demand""".

I don't even know what szechuan sauce is. Why is it even a big deal?

>McDonald's got mentioned multiple times in the episode
>Roiland intentionally spams the same lame joke several times in the episode, knowing it will become a meme among his fans
>swears that it's not an endorsement
>McDonald's sends Roiland a jug of Szechaun sauce as a "gift" knowing full well he will post it on social media
>McDonald's releases the meme sauce for sale a week after the R&M season finale

do R&M fans really, honestly believe that this wasn't all planned months in advance or a paid endorsement? are you guys that gullible?

Guys i work at Mc Dicks, theres a whole bunch of people just waiting for this sauce with theyre 3ds

Tfw they've been here since 9

I genuinely believe that Roiland is enough of a silly fat fuck that he would shill mcdonalds to get the sauce back for his own enjoyment knowing full well that mcdonalds would play ball if he sucked theirs.

>get the sauce back
the sauce never existed you moron

Some faggot sauce they shilled on Cuck and Mordecai and now all the Plebbit faggots are pretending they remember it and love it.

>the sauce never existed you moron
On June 19th, 1998 to coincide with the upcoming Disney film, McDonald's released a new limited-time condiment, Szechuan teriyaki dipping sauce. It was created to mimic traditional Chinese Szechuan Sauce, and it came complete with Happy Meal Chicken McNuggets and one out of a set of eight Mulan toys. After the promotion, the sauce was removed from all McDonald's restaurants.

>implying over 17 wouldn't also try to shove it up their ass

Anyone know if it's good? There's one just a few miles away but I wonder if it's even worth the drive.

Yeah I read the "McDonald's.Wikia" page too, notice how that entire quote incompletely unsourced with no citations. find me any evidence of the sauce being mentioned, online or otherwise, prior to this year.

>go to mcdonalds for my daily #4 combo meal with extra fries
>see filthy normies in line wearing reddit and meme shirts
>can feel my cheeks getting red with anger
>hear a faint WUBBA LUBBA DUBDUB
>nearly REEEE right there in line
>control myself while quietly whispering under my breath "fucking loser normies" then checking to make sure nobody heard me
>get to the counter
>16 year old qt at the register
>immediately fall in love
>"sir would you like some rick and morty Szechuan Sause?"
>cant take it anymore
>"THIS IS REDDIT, THIS IS MEMES"
>get thrown out without my #4
>go to my favorite Sup Forums board
>"Are you gonna quote Rick when you go up the counter / drive-thru today Sup Forums?"

mfw a McD's near where I used to live has it, but I moved last year

EPIC REFERENCE DUDE, THAT TOTALLY LOOKS LIKE RICK AND MORTY EXDEE, NEVER SEEN THAT BE4

I have a friend who's 21 years old and owns several dbz funkopops, he says theyre an investment.
he's married to a cute Christian white girl, owns a house and has a decent steady job working for his father in law

are you seriously quoting a mcdonalds wikia page as a source

>find me any evidence of the sauce being mentioned, online or otherwise, prior to this year.
youtube.com/watch?v=mGRDCRuPklc

...

this pisses me the fuck off. She just wants to be the cool quirky nerdy chick and become more popular on social media by posting pics of the sauce

I remember when people thought Beanie Babies were an investment.

>I...an adult,
>I...an adult,
>I...an adult,

>not getting cuphead instead

Can you imagine working g with this idiot? And you just know when something actually happens and she has used all her sick days she will be back on Facebook bitching to the world about how unfair her employer is.

>Getting shitty plastic from numale company to begin with

I hate funko but this figure doesn't have the same soulless eyes as the rest. I'll make an exception for this one.

McRib or shut the fuck upcDonalds

>I'm virgin and angry at women
Gee user, lose some weight

then kys unironically, for supporting that shitty company

You can't get a fucking sauce through drive thru?
The fuck?

>Only in America

Post pics

Did I trigger baby? waahh wahh

I'M FAT AMERICAN RICK

Better take of those hipster glasses, they make you see things that aren't there

That is, if she doesn't get fired for being stupid enough to tweet this.

Is it just a teriyaki suace?

Yes... but it was on the hit comedy TV show sitcom Rick and Morty!

WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUBA I HATE MY LIFE AND I'M GOING TO KILL MYSELF BURRP

Cant user drive thru cuck we only have ten sauces and theres at least 40 people

Roiland is a proud liberal that vehemently supports universal healthcare. Why would enter a marketing deal with one of the largest corporations that finances opposition to universal healthcare legislation? It just doesn't make sense.

GOD ISN'T REAL BUT THESE BUTTERMILK CHICKEN STRIPS ARE REAL GOOD, MORTY! Y-Y-YOU CAN GET THEM WITH SZECHUAN FOR A LIMITED TIME AT PARTICIPATING MCDONALDS!

1 dimensional chess

It's like you guys haven't even heard of the Cog Wars

Funko is the company that makes Pops. Pops is the specific line of hollow-eyed figures. The cuphead figure is not a Funko Pop, it's just a figure made by Funko.

that would probably be a pretty hard game

Much like common sense and smarts is pretty hard for Hamon, which I assumed you meant

>I turned myself into a Corporate Shill Morty!!!

How can you turn into something you already were?

Everyone who hates on Rick and Morty and shitposts about reddit all day fucking loves the show so much.

I really don't know, but I'm guessing it's based on the subject matter in this case.

Just came back from McDonald's to get some breakfast and there were already some obvious rick and morty fans waiting for the szechuan sauce. One of them was a fat neckbeard that always walked around with his nintendo DS in high school. All I heard them talking about was how they couldn't wait until 2pm and quoting rick and morty.

Will it get me a gf or hell a feminine bf?

Water is wet.

The sky is blue.

>check and see if it's here
>2nd biggest city in the state

>none participating here at all
>shit small town in this state
>we got the sauce!!

FUCK THIS PLACE!!

It will get you more grey matter in your brain.

archive.fo/ebQDa

But, what did Justin Roiland meant by this?

>drive forty five minutes to low income area
>almost get mugged by five packs of blacks fighting over fried chicken nuggets on the way inside McDonalds
>crawl up to the register
>"w-w-wuuuh buuuh luubbaa dduuubbba...
>they hand you a single packet of sauce and tell you to fuck off

>when you don't actually support Democratic Socialism but pretend to because it's what's cool

Me and my brother are going to try and get some. Season 3 was pretty bad, but I want to know how it tastes.

You also get a poster too.

You know what's never been tried?

Why not just stroll to your closest grocery store and buy a HOUSE OF TSANG® SZECHUAN SPICY™ Stir-Fry Sauce 11.5 oz. Bottle? You don't need to be an autistic retard who eats at McDonalds.

I know jack shit about Rick and Morty and I just stumbled in here b/c I'm drunk, but this is stupid.

You have a limited control over what the people you associate with do. I have a lot of personal politics, but I do commerce with lots of people. I'm not going to personally audit everything every company does. So when I buy a burger from McDonalds, the money is gone. I know full well that a very small fraction of it may one day be used to lobby for a cause I'm against, or against a cause I'm for.

That doesn't always mean that I will choose not to do business with them. Maybe sometimes, but not always.

This is what adults do. One of the other department heads at my office voted for Trump. I hate Trump. I think that anyone who voted for him not expected this disaster is extremely naïve. I could sabotage this department head or refuse to work with him or whatever. But I work with him because I'm an adult and I recognize that me being a small part of one Trump dude making a six figure salary at my office is pretty meaningless.

I'm waiting in line for it Rubba Dubba Scrub Scrub.

WUBBJGBIO[FSDJGIO[DSA LUBAJBIABJA[IFB CHICKEN MCNDUNANAUANF A GGGER

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haha me too i also wanted a common hemisphere market with open borders and open trade

Wish I was American, I would work at mcdonalds and take my gun with me, as soon as I saw a group of fat 25-35 yearolds with R&M shirts and whatnot on them I would open fire and not regret a thing

IM PICKLE RIIIIICK !!!

WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB

*continues reading Nietzsche on jailbreaked Kindle*

OMG HE TURNED INTO A PICLKEWW!! XdXDDD
rofle!