Nothing happens edition.
BCB - Bittersweet Candy Bowl 12-23-16
That boy cat sure looks fuckable.
I mean, he appears as if he'd enjoy having his prostate rattled like a fucking drum.
>They meet after school and [spolier]fuck behind the dumpsters because Lucy's need for attention know's no bounds[/spoiler]
But nah they'll probably just walk home talk about their lives, where they're going in life, how they can change that and then they fuck the angst out of each other.
This iteration of Augustus is probably the cutest Taeshi has drawn yet.
Lucy has her entire family at home, I doubt she could get away with that
Unless Jordan is already fucking Matt
>Fucked up my spoiler
God damn I hate being alive at this very moment.
Question, is this Mike's sister? Must be embarrassing being less emotionally stable than a low teens aged girl
He looks like he has stockings. And he's sitting in quite the pose.
I hope there's going to be porn.
Thats just his leg fur. Augustus isn't wearing pants at all
At first I was like, "Well it's clearly Lucy, however that works, because she's wearing the ribbon," but she's missing Lucy's... cheek prong things.
What the fuck are those, anyway?
Its lucy. She mentions yashy being asleep
It's Lucy? Why the fuck is she in Mike's house in the middle of the night?
Oh god, the stupid pets. Didn't they get retconned?
They're not in Mike's house.
I'm not certain this section isn't a flashback or an extension of the previous dream sequence.
No mike knocked on her window and she let him in through the window because he was lonely and needed someone to talk to
They didn't get retconned. They just got mostly written out of the story because the creators acknowledged the fact that people thought they were annoying
That would make sense. Still kinda bizarre that Mike's parents didn't wake up to the sound of him screaming FUCK YOU
>his tail gets fluffy and rigid like a real angry cat
I find it extremely cute when the characters do things actual cats do
Is this the most convenient dialogue ever written for a play? Or did Mike adlib this?
Good god
Fucking move on
This Lucy/Augustus subplot is boring
It's boring, but I bet no table until New Year.
Sad, I want drama.
I think it's cute, and moreover it portents serious drama in the future if Paulo pulls an Abbey and assumes Augustus is trying to rape Lucy. Actually, Abbey and Paulo have pretty similar circumstances, both with a mother gone from their life too early, both with a bit of a temper
next chapter?
Have we ever seen Mike's father? Don't tell me we have a third fucking main character lacking both parents
>Just want the drama Lucy's caused by proxy
>Have to deal with this boring Lucy subplot
Lucy was a mistake
>Getting a filthy dog to officiate your marriage
I think it's unfair to judge the negative effects until we see things play out. This might be entertaining in the end
lucys school uniform looks like a good compliment to gothcats skin-leggings
Sue wrote that play with the EXPLICIT REASON
for getting them back together
Really? I thought she was just being a nepotistic cunt during casting
I wish they went into the history between dogs and cats more, I want to hear more about the 80 Gorillion dog-jews that cat-Hitler killed during the Dogocaust
Are they gay for each other, Sup Forums? It would explain so much
Is this the story of vg cats?
Is it any good? Please keep post to 5 words or less.
Thank you .
Not vg cats, is okay
Well perhaps I put it a little extreme, she did it so they would be friends again. At one point Madison comments that Sue broadcast her friend's relationship troubles to the entire school and the play had weird incest vibes to it
...
>the gang turn against augustus because he is "manipulating" lucy
>lucy defends him
drama ensues
i just saved you two years of reading this comic
Cat teenagers suffer very horribly
Reminder that her and Paulo had a very sloppy makeout session right before this
Get fucked Mike
It's about the journey, not the destination
drama teenager cats
thats 3 words
The only people in the gang who hate Augustus are Paulo and Abbey, though. And it looks like our Abyssinian friend is no longer part of the group, anyway
>S-Sandy...
>blushing with heart signs around head
What did she mean by this?
>mike is slowly morphing into Carter
DEEPEST
Mikefag here.
He can keep her
>Sandy has actual hair
>most of the girl cats do not
For what purpose?
Sandy dyes.
pubes?
No, she just Fucks rich dogs for contracts
What is the extent of their catness? Can they see in the dark? Is their hearing more sensitive? Do they hiss?
How can Mike even compete?
> rich
> dog
Pick one and only one.
>Implying she doesnt love getting at least 5 Rottweiler knots at once
> t. Paulocuck
She did cry at how nice he is. That's not a good sign
Dog = black meme is getting outta hand.
Maybe it is. It's usually those who suffered the most who give the most value to others.
CONFIRMED
MIKE IS AN OUTLET FOR HER EMOTIONS AND NOTHING MORE
They can involuntarily purr, for one thing
Molly literally pointed out in one issue that the president is a dog. It's not a baseless meme
Not anymore.
:^)
DOGS ARE BLACK CONFIRMED
THIS IS NOT A CONSPIRACY
I think it's more he's really nice so she feels awful about fucking other men
She should feel terrible
And she should continue doing the wrong thing
I really don't like Sandy.
We've seen Paulo extend his claws to climb, too. Is Paulo the cattiest cat in BCB?
> She should feel terrible
Yes.
> And she should continue doing the wrong thing
Degenerate.
There is no Sandy on the OP.
Mike also extended his claws when he was going to beat Abbey.
>Degenerate.
I love watching Mikey-Boy suffer
And bad things happening to others
>There is no Sandy on the OP.
No but she's a cunt and one of the main reasons why best boy hasn't been getting any romantic action since she was introduced. I hate her so damn much.
>>mfw finding this webcomic is still going.
> Mikey-Boy
As expected of you Pegasus.
Probably because he's shorter and weaker. I wonder if using your claws is considered "fighting dirty"
Drama never ends.
>pegasus
Im lost now
> Probably because he's shorter and weaker.
Huh? He also beat that criminal in confrontation. Mike was pretty badass if you read from the begining.
How is she a cunt, user? Name one cunty thing she's done
When you think about it, David is also the most dog of the dogs
>Overly friendly
>Loyal
>Man's (Paulo) best friend
They're practically the most cat and dog of the whole group
she played Mike up against lucy. Sure she wasn't always the perfect friend, but at least she cared about him, even if it was to an unstable degree at times. Lucy was nowhere near the monster Sandy made her out to be.
In general i'm just really frustrated the relationship is so stagnant between Mike and Sandy. It's clear Sandy isn't the girl Mike fell in love with all that time ago and just hate to see him suffer for his devotion to an ideal that no longer holds up.
he was also drunk off his ass
>Lucy was nowhere near the monster Sandy made her out to be.
You're right, she was even worse
cats instinctively fearing dogs is a psychological disorder in this universe
one cat instinctively hates loud noise
lucy has a phobia of water
holy fuck, they never even met. Sandy was going off of what Mike told he about Lucy, all she knew was "she hits him and insults him" and to her that was a perfectly valid reason to be angry
> She played Mike up against lucy. Sure she wasn't always the perfect friend, but at least she cared about him, even if it was to an unstable degree at times.
Not even that user, but Lucy was extremely abusive. Seriously, you could even see blood in Mike's knee. No person with at least a basic level of selfworth would endure this.
Sandy just said how she saw things. Which is exactly how anyone who heard it without being there would think.
>Lucy was extremely abusive.
in the best of ways
I thought Paulo just feared dogs barking
Otherwise his friendship with David would be impossible
Paulo just genuinely fears dogs barking, not dogs
Mike has sensitive hearing
Lucy almost drowned. Twice
paulo confirmed for spiderman
Notice how Lucy is lifting up her tail to let Paulo get an eyefull?
She fucking wanted it back then
Just like real life, a cats tail betrays them
Also, >back then
and somewhat recently
yes, there are in universe reasons for why they have those traits but they are still steeped in real cat lore
I still think its fucking funny that the only form of world building that exists is when a female is in heat, she needs to wear clothes
So Lucy is in heat
Menstruation isn't precisely the same as heat
Sadly
Not when they're in heat, user. When they're on their period
Same applies with males and uncontrollable morning wood
what the fuck is the difference
I don't think she played Mike against Lucy she just wasn't around so she didn't really understand what was happening but still wanted to feel like she was part of his life plus she didn't like the idea of some random girl hurting him.
Next time she is brought back she will probably break up with Mike because they drifted apart
>Next time she is brought back she will probably break up with Mike because they drifted apart
FUCK YEAH
And it will be the first time ever Mike has no romantic interests in the comic
Well there is Daisy but she is a bit over it by now
Menstruation is a much less intense heat in primates, an animal in actual heat is all about fucking all the time
Why the fuck is Mike such a vagina magnet?