BCB - Bittersweet Candy Bowl 12-23-16

Nothing happens edition.

That boy cat sure looks fuckable.

I mean, he appears as if he'd enjoy having his prostate rattled like a fucking drum.

>They meet after school and [spolier]fuck behind the dumpsters because Lucy's need for attention know's no bounds[/spoiler]

But nah they'll probably just walk home talk about their lives, where they're going in life, how they can change that and then they fuck the angst out of each other.

This iteration of Augustus is probably the cutest Taeshi has drawn yet.

Lucy has her entire family at home, I doubt she could get away with that

Unless Jordan is already fucking Matt

>Fucked up my spoiler

God damn I hate being alive at this very moment.

Question, is this Mike's sister? Must be embarrassing being less emotionally stable than a low teens aged girl

He looks like he has stockings. And he's sitting in quite the pose.

I hope there's going to be porn.

Thats just his leg fur. Augustus isn't wearing pants at all

At first I was like, "Well it's clearly Lucy, however that works, because she's wearing the ribbon," but she's missing Lucy's... cheek prong things.

What the fuck are those, anyway?

Its lucy. She mentions yashy being asleep

It's Lucy? Why the fuck is she in Mike's house in the middle of the night?

Oh god, the stupid pets. Didn't they get retconned?

They're not in Mike's house.

I'm not certain this section isn't a flashback or an extension of the previous dream sequence.

No mike knocked on her window and she let him in through the window because he was lonely and needed someone to talk to

They didn't get retconned. They just got mostly written out of the story because the creators acknowledged the fact that people thought they were annoying

That would make sense. Still kinda bizarre that Mike's parents didn't wake up to the sound of him screaming FUCK YOU

>his tail gets fluffy and rigid like a real angry cat

I find it extremely cute when the characters do things actual cats do

Is this the most convenient dialogue ever written for a play? Or did Mike adlib this?

Good god
Fucking move on
This Lucy/Augustus subplot is boring

It's boring, but I bet no table until New Year.

Sad, I want drama.

I think it's cute, and moreover it portents serious drama in the future if Paulo pulls an Abbey and assumes Augustus is trying to rape Lucy. Actually, Abbey and Paulo have pretty similar circumstances, both with a mother gone from their life too early, both with a bit of a temper

next chapter?

Have we ever seen Mike's father? Don't tell me we have a third fucking main character lacking both parents

>Just want the drama Lucy's caused by proxy
>Have to deal with this boring Lucy subplot
Lucy was a mistake

>Getting a filthy dog to officiate your marriage

I think it's unfair to judge the negative effects until we see things play out. This might be entertaining in the end

lucys school uniform looks like a good compliment to gothcats skin-leggings

Sue wrote that play with the EXPLICIT REASON
for getting them back together

Really? I thought she was just being a nepotistic cunt during casting

I wish they went into the history between dogs and cats more, I want to hear more about the 80 Gorillion dog-jews that cat-Hitler killed during the Dogocaust

Are they gay for each other, Sup Forums? It would explain so much

Is this the story of vg cats?
Is it any good? Please keep post to 5 words or less.

Thank you .

Not vg cats, is okay

Well perhaps I put it a little extreme, she did it so they would be friends again. At one point Madison comments that Sue broadcast her friend's relationship troubles to the entire school and the play had weird incest vibes to it

...

>the gang turn against augustus because he is "manipulating" lucy
>lucy defends him
drama ensues
i just saved you two years of reading this comic

Cat teenagers suffer very horribly

Reminder that her and Paulo had a very sloppy makeout session right before this

Get fucked Mike

It's about the journey, not the destination

drama teenager cats

thats 3 words

The only people in the gang who hate Augustus are Paulo and Abbey, though. And it looks like our Abyssinian friend is no longer part of the group, anyway

>S-Sandy...
>blushing with heart signs around head

What did she mean by this?

>mike is slowly morphing into Carter

DEEPEST

Mikefag here.

He can keep her

>Sandy has actual hair
>most of the girl cats do not
For what purpose?

Sandy dyes.

pubes?

No, she just Fucks rich dogs for contracts

What is the extent of their catness? Can they see in the dark? Is their hearing more sensitive? Do they hiss?

How can Mike even compete?

> rich
> dog

Pick one and only one.

>Implying she doesnt love getting at least 5 Rottweiler knots at once

> t. Paulocuck

She did cry at how nice he is. That's not a good sign

Dog = black meme is getting outta hand.

Maybe it is. It's usually those who suffered the most who give the most value to others.

CONFIRMED

MIKE IS AN OUTLET FOR HER EMOTIONS AND NOTHING MORE

They can involuntarily purr, for one thing

Molly literally pointed out in one issue that the president is a dog. It's not a baseless meme

Not anymore.

:^)

DOGS ARE BLACK CONFIRMED

THIS IS NOT A CONSPIRACY

I think it's more he's really nice so she feels awful about fucking other men

She should feel terrible
And she should continue doing the wrong thing

I really don't like Sandy.

We've seen Paulo extend his claws to climb, too. Is Paulo the cattiest cat in BCB?

> She should feel terrible

Yes.

> And she should continue doing the wrong thing

Degenerate.

There is no Sandy on the OP.

Mike also extended his claws when he was going to beat Abbey.

>Degenerate.
I love watching Mikey-Boy suffer
And bad things happening to others

>There is no Sandy on the OP.
No but she's a cunt and one of the main reasons why best boy hasn't been getting any romantic action since she was introduced. I hate her so damn much.

>>mfw finding this webcomic is still going.

> Mikey-Boy

As expected of you Pegasus.

Probably because he's shorter and weaker. I wonder if using your claws is considered "fighting dirty"

Drama never ends.

>pegasus
Im lost now

> Probably because he's shorter and weaker.

Huh? He also beat that criminal in confrontation. Mike was pretty badass if you read from the begining.

How is she a cunt, user? Name one cunty thing she's done

When you think about it, David is also the most dog of the dogs
>Overly friendly
>Loyal
>Man's (Paulo) best friend
They're practically the most cat and dog of the whole group

she played Mike up against lucy. Sure she wasn't always the perfect friend, but at least she cared about him, even if it was to an unstable degree at times. Lucy was nowhere near the monster Sandy made her out to be.
In general i'm just really frustrated the relationship is so stagnant between Mike and Sandy. It's clear Sandy isn't the girl Mike fell in love with all that time ago and just hate to see him suffer for his devotion to an ideal that no longer holds up.

he was also drunk off his ass

>Lucy was nowhere near the monster Sandy made her out to be.
You're right, she was even worse

cats instinctively fearing dogs is a psychological disorder in this universe

one cat instinctively hates loud noise

lucy has a phobia of water

holy fuck, they never even met. Sandy was going off of what Mike told he about Lucy, all she knew was "she hits him and insults him" and to her that was a perfectly valid reason to be angry

> She played Mike up against lucy. Sure she wasn't always the perfect friend, but at least she cared about him, even if it was to an unstable degree at times.

Not even that user, but Lucy was extremely abusive. Seriously, you could even see blood in Mike's knee. No person with at least a basic level of selfworth would endure this.

Sandy just said how she saw things. Which is exactly how anyone who heard it without being there would think.

>Lucy was extremely abusive.
in the best of ways

I thought Paulo just feared dogs barking

Otherwise his friendship with David would be impossible

Paulo just genuinely fears dogs barking, not dogs
Mike has sensitive hearing
Lucy almost drowned. Twice

paulo confirmed for spiderman

Notice how Lucy is lifting up her tail to let Paulo get an eyefull?
She fucking wanted it back then

Just like real life, a cats tail betrays them

Also, >back then

and somewhat recently

yes, there are in universe reasons for why they have those traits but they are still steeped in real cat lore

I still think its fucking funny that the only form of world building that exists is when a female is in heat, she needs to wear clothes
So Lucy is in heat

Menstruation isn't precisely the same as heat

Sadly

Not when they're in heat, user. When they're on their period
Same applies with males and uncontrollable morning wood

what the fuck is the difference

I don't think she played Mike against Lucy she just wasn't around so she didn't really understand what was happening but still wanted to feel like she was part of his life plus she didn't like the idea of some random girl hurting him.
Next time she is brought back she will probably break up with Mike because they drifted apart

>Next time she is brought back she will probably break up with Mike because they drifted apart
FUCK YEAH

And it will be the first time ever Mike has no romantic interests in the comic
Well there is Daisy but she is a bit over it by now

Menstruation is a much less intense heat in primates, an animal in actual heat is all about fucking all the time

Why the fuck is Mike such a vagina magnet?