The ABSOLUTE STATE of america

The ABSOLUTE STATE of america.

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Is this from the actual show?

>product placement in the questions

Yes it is.

Why is a kid playing?

that's not a kid. he's actually 31

Who the fuck wrote this question? What?

He's the best of the best of the best, SIR.

Pepsi?

>what is most likely the first question on who wants to be a millionaire: kids edition is really easy

what, no way!

Sweetie

Which of the following candy bars is the best tasting, and has the richest ingredients
A, Snickers
B, Mars
C, Milky Way
D, Picnic

We'd also like to take a moment and thank our sponsor Cadbury.

What's the answer?

Is this Young Sheldon?

>americans

>american to stupid to get the complain

With honors

>Americans

Someone post the Sweden bois

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Sometimes you have to buy ice though

>believing the earth is round

Good goy

>americlaps

Partial credit.

Brazilian retard didn't understand the OP picture either

people pretend to act stupid like this all the time, cant believe he got so many yous

did you make all of these shitty screencaps?

For me, which is the best fast food sandwich with which you can ask for complimenting extra sauce packets and the staff is always so friendly and more than willing to oblige?

A) Mc.Chicken™ from McDonalds™
B) Mc.Chicken™ from McDonalds™
C) Mc.Chicken™ from McDonalds™
D) Mc.Chicken™ from McDonalds™

>American posters
>pretending to be stupid

>

That "brazilian" is a well known right wing american expat shill on Sup Forums.

>Mc.Chicken
Why did you add a period

>Merely pretending
techcrunch.com/2012/11/28/a-few-math-questions-that-us-college-students-cant-answer/

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>me on the right

Really makes you think

>to stupid
>to
>tfw to intelligent to be american

>I deplore debt and do all I can to avoid it. I would rather live in a tent and eat beans than borrow money to pay for a lifestyle I can't afford.

Is this dumb motherfucker serious? Without debt 90% of the population would be living in shacks for fucks sake.

The burger seems right in this one

To be fair, that mindset is necessary for at least half of American consumers who honest-to-God don't understand how credit cards work.

Regardless, there are a lot of people who have his mindset. Visit /biz/ and see the people who say property should only ever be bought in cash because they don't understand how to leverage debt. It's sad.

personal favorite

>gets it wrong

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From th following, which is ruining the humanity:

A)Jews
B)Niggers
C)Feminists
D)Ironic hipsters

White """"people"""""

>Sup Forums triggered by the gimme opening question in millionaire

There are a lot of children here,stupid.

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It's an earned title,like Dr.
duh

Is Who Wants to be a Millionaire just a game of luck?
I mean, there's 33.34% chance of being right unless the person happen to know the answer, and lifelines can only get you so far into the game.

Let's say there are 15 questions with 4 choices each. Let's also say there are 3 lifelines: call-a-friend, 50-50, and ask-the-audience.

For each of the 15 questions, there is only 1 correct answer, and 3 incorrect answers, so immediately your chances are 1/3 = 33.34%. You can use each lifeline once. Using phone-a-friend, let's say gives you a 95% chance the person you call is correct. So 1 question is 95%. Similarly, we can say ask-the-audience gives you a 95% chance. Finally, 50-50 will remove 2 wrong answers, so you have 1 right answer and 1 wrong answer, so you basically know the answer. To recap:

Question 1: 33.34%
Question 2: 33.34%
Question 3: 33.34%
Question 4: 95%

>Without debt 90% of the population would be living in shacks

i mean, isn't that his point?

Shit pasta

>LE EPIC ZOOM
where are le funni reaction faces xd

good point,fucko

> so immediately your chances are 1/3 = 33.34%
Almost fell for it.

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>american to stupid to get the complain

US was right. It's a scaled-down 2D map. If you want to curve it, make a 3D graphic.

This is incredible. Nice work.

>Iceland
>kicks out the banks
>reforms the government completely to get rid of corruption
>No debt
>no jews
>everyone happy and prosperous

wew

Congratulations on not understanding money, banking or economics in general, buddy.

Jesus christ, why do they argue with such conviction when they can just Google the facts? That's what I don't understand, I don't expect everyone to have a basic understanding of biology but to argue for something which is factually wrong when you live in an age where you can use Google...

>He doesn’t travel to the great north and chip away at fresh glacial ice then haul it back down home every week

How is your shit drink tasting?

Yeah, nice argument, chode. ;^)

>that show is making tons of money off people
it's a tv show not a charity
it makes money from advertisers
you don't pay to be on the show

>US was right. It's a scaled-down 2D map. If you want to curve it, make a 3D graphic.

>get BTFO by another user
>y-you don't understand
Help us understand then.

I love this pasta.
By blindly guessing, your odds are about one in 1073741824 that you'll succeed. Factor in lifelines and maybe it'll improve but not by much.

How insecure are you that you saved these images?

moot made a board for non-American millennials who can't into banter

>Sup Forums takes memes seriously

I'm really not bothered to give you a lesson on modern banking, but if you really think that Iceland just "kicked out the banks" or has "no debt", you're straight up wrong. If you think either of those things is desirable you're also straight up wrong.

Without credit growth there is no growth at all.

>no debt
Yeah OK friend, I understand that you want to be all blue collar and common sense when it comes to debt but that's not how the world works.

>The world can only function on capitalism and judaism
>Let's ignore reality and just agree
Yeah, alright, sounds good...

>kicks out the banks
explain please
any short links,not reading the wiki on the financial crisis.

I'd act like a smug prick and rip into the iPhone for 5 minutes before picking D because you throw it at them.

>The showrunners get super-mad and start asking me obscure tv related questions about the TDKR

>this is what communist think

Oh wait...

Right wing republicans actually

I fucking hate the boomers so fucking much.

Iceland did none of those things. They banned internet porn instead.

Every time.

>net worth: -34k

the brochure is intended to mock the supported of the capitalism but they fail to make it coherent

Nope, it was drafted and published by a republican.

a big republican or a small republican?

There are situations where it makes sense to buy a bag of ice cubes though.
Or you can be a Chad like me and have a freezer with an ice maker built-in.

Anglos

Why is the line not straight?

Call me stupid but at least I'm trying to understand

who dresses their child like that

Try to visualize the earth from space

Americans

BAZOOKA

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Claptastic

Care to explain how someone is able to start a business or buy a house without access to credit?

By offering a service? By providing a product?

E)Americans

>man, i had an iphone once, it was impossible to control at all! awful phone. anyway, it's d: your annoying little brother

you think they'd accept that, or would they ask you to repeat the answer without the negative comment about the product? i can see apple, coca cola etc pay for product placement on these shows.