EVERYONE HAS A MAC

> be me
> walk into this room
> all the normies using macs they paid $3,000 for
> using old thinkpad t420
> wake me up

What the fuck do you little shits do in this type of situation?

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Why would you visit Applefag Anonymous if you aren't one?

Use my computer for my work and not care about those faggots with a 3 grand pc that can barely open safari

Mac* not pc

It's one of the few successful western brands left

> using old thinkpad t420

Install Gentoo

>what do you do in these situations

What do you mean? Am I supposed to confront the apple fags? I just sit there using my Windows machine.

>not getting a xiaomi air.

Why haven't you joined the xiaomeme yet user?

>attending lectures with computer
pen and paper offers better focus
else everyone are just dicking around checking news, facebook and the latest maymays

Fuck macs. Overpriced hardware. Get an hp instead. Apple is literally garbage.

Oh, yeah, and answering the question:


Install Gentoo

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what? a lecture hall? pay attention and get a good grade, that's what you do.

>tfw never owned a Windows until 2012
>Used Mac products since I was born
>Watch Apple get shittier and shittier
>Need a new computer, gonna have to buy a Windows for the first time

H..help.

I usually try to do pen and paper. Studies show it's better.

Not judge and continue my day because i dont have down syndrome

>pen and paper
Jeez gramps, don't you know we're living in the digital age now? I mean come on its 2016!

Use windows like a normal person.

assembled in asia.

Tell everyone they wasted their money like some sort of fucking autist

why would you not own a mac? what are you, poor?

get a linux
unless you need autocad or photoshop or someshit there's litterally no reason not to

I did calculations and only 26% of people in my class (roughly) were using windows.

You and the other PC user feel comradely, whilst having better computers.

agreed, if you use the electronic jew you are NOT redpilled.

My only class that even uses online stuff is Uni physics I. A computer and netbeans is required for programming class. Everything else is pen and paper.

I can just install that myself on a Toshiba or something eh?

are they browsing youtube while in class? what's the point of an open laptop??

Yeah, but those people are all freaks. Most college students aren't normal, they're clinically retarded. Remember, college caters retarded people now.

How many were using loonix? (and what is your major)

>and not a single spermatozoa walked from that room
Does nobody fucking cursively handwrite anything? DONT LOOK AT ME WHERES MY TOWEL THIS IS A PUBLIC CHANGE ROOM
>oh excuse me i need to highlight shit
>wifi goes down/lags/50 open tabs are distracting; have no idea what prof is saying
Vs
>uncap highlighter

its a know fact that you retain the information better when you write it sorry, i prefer typing as much as the next guy but if you learning, pick up a pen

>Saving boxes of all major electronics and gadgets purchased so they can be put on display for everyone to see as a means to impress

Fugggg....I was born way too late, I don't want to know that people like this exist.

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although desu Mint>>>Ubuntu

I'm old, back when I was in college there would only be one queer with a computer

>My only class that even uses online stuff is Uni physics I
Explain this, do the lecturers no longer bother to derive shit on the blackboard?

Be glad you did not waste 3k on a Mac.

Who even pays 3k for a laptop. Top of the line gaming ones are like 2K. You don't even need those either.

Alright, thanks for the advice.

IS THERE A PLUG MY HEADPHONES DONT WORK WHY IS THIS MELTING TO MY SHITTY HALFDESK THEY GIVE YOU

We have this online poll thing for questions, then all the hw is online. Lecture is half on the blackboard, and half from labs that we from a graphing program online.

>People spent their own money on something they wanted

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You're getting pissed off about something that literally doesn't matter.

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Look at how they just smush you all in there like cattlr. Eating bagels starved between 10 minute breaks in classes

i paid 1700 for my lenovo x1 yoga best fucking computer ever touchscreen pen fucking love it

Are we all on the same LAN?

IF SO:

I would poison the ARP table and have all traffic on the network routed through my machine, sslstrip, DNS poison social media sites (reddit, fb) to clones made with SET that log their creds.

Then pick out the SJWs from the data that I've gleaned and use their accounts to start posting pepe everywhere i can for maximum exposure.

Pic unrelated, look at my bawls.

That's why we support Trump?

Sure, most people are using their laptops to browse social media or other stupid shit like online shopping, but that doesn't mean laptops aren't an incredibly helpful for those of us that aren't retards. I take notes and make personalized flashcards during lectures, also I google certain terms or ideas to learn them more in depth. Most professors probably think I'm just dicking around like everyone else since I spend about half the lecture engrossed in the wikipedia article on whatever topic we are discussing.

>inb4 wikipedia

I've yet to find a single discrepancy in all of the wikipedia pages regarding anything related to molecular or cell biology. More often then not, wikipedia is more accurate than the books we use that are a couple years behind the current research.

I was at a T-Mobile store today initiating a warranty replacement for my Galaxy S7 because the camera stopped working and I've already run through all the previously successful fixes, and the girl in front of me being helped with her iPhone kept talking about how she needs it to work because she needs it to use her Macbook, or something like that. And I was thinking this is Apple's niche, people who depend on the automatic (ie forced) integration between devices, people who don't want options, don't want complications, and don't ever want to have to troubleshoot their expensive electronics.

They're not just paying for the logo, they're paying for the zero-effort support package.

Paper and pen

Stop being a poor faggot from a socialist country and enjoy one of my Apple MacX products

Even then you can have a zero effort support package with google. Need to share documents between phone and computer? Google docs. Picture? Google pictures. The only issue is probably like "facetime" "imessage". Why facetime when you can use skype or google hangouts and imessage? really? ever heard of DM or sms text?

So I literally had classmates drop out of my intermediate programming course because the teacher said we couldn't use Mac OS.

Now whenever I see someone doing tablet-tier "work" on a macbook, I just remember and laugh

are the 2 black kids the only ones without a laptop??

Kek. The two niggers in the second row don't even have laptops.

they're there to choose one

>>>.

When did our socialist party you gave us ever win a federal election? Ill wait. The earth is round

>"We'z just sum poor broke college students."

This guy knows.

>paying over 1k for a facebook machine

why do normies do this?
I can understand if they use one for... whatever it is that macs do better, but still

I use a mac for web development, it's just a better workflow and everything you need is baked in.

Never.fucking,ending.beachballs. I work on computers for a living, and let me tell you, Mac users are as utterly useless and their overpriced shit boxes.

I stop caring what others spend their money on.

> pussyslayer.jpg

Get Linux and shut up

Why are you not using an open source operating system that respects your freedom?

It is, trust me. When you write something down, it sticks in your memory and it is faster/more efficient. Typing is a pain in the ass and the average college student does not type well enough to remotely get close to keeping up with a lecture.

Lol Japanese. All of them look normal until retina. "The thing in your eye but not the lens or the iris and consists of rods and cones"

>mfw I own a macbook pro and a nice PC beast for gaming.

I keep boxes in case something breaks and it needs to be sent back, but christ.
It's packaging, not a trophy.

You have no power over me, I'm FREE

FREE

I teach english. I see this everyday.

Mac users do, trust me it is not hard to get to $3K with a Mac. Fuck, a 4GB memory upgrade is something like $500, for literally $35 worth of RAM. Their SSD's are the same, starting at $500. Mac users are retarded.

>this type of situation
>falling for the scholastic jew

I've only ever used a mac for design work and video production and that's certainly not something you'd on a laptop.

I don't get it either, OP.

There's way more stupid shit people buy with their money.

At least Macs are still computers, so if the normie ever wakes up he can do something with it.

>HURR DURR
Their prices are in line with similar offerings with their competitors like Dell and HP.

They all overpaid by anywhere from $500-$1000 so you can feel good with your PC and drink more beer.

Already here redmi note 3 pro and mifit band 2 get on muh lvl

>Samsung TV

Why didn't he just buy another $5000 giant apple monitor?

get an apple remote and smash buttons. all macs get fried.

Have tablets replaced laptops for normies?

Buy a refurb Panasonic Toughbook and go around "bumping," macs off desks to make room for your behemoth briefcase of a computer. Bonus points if you do it after successfully compiling firefox on gentoo.

I have a Macbook pro.

Find me a comparable laptop.

Literally the only one that matches a Macbook feature-for-feature is a Dell XPS, which costs almost the same.

And I'm not even an Applefag. Hence why I researched competitors because I'd prefer to not give them my money. There just isn't an equivalent device.

Since everyone uses them at work it's the de facto standard and I go along with it rather than being some autist with Ubuntu installed on a thinkpad or some shit.

Isn't that the case for most computer classes?

I had a PowerBook when I was younger and loved the hell out of it, but I can't imagine going back to Macs unless I had no other choice. People have said Apple is a lifestyle/fashion brand for a long time, but now it feels like it really turned into one under Tim Cook. There's no wonder or excitement left at all.

lie i just bought a hp with a terabyte for 1100

I can't think of any professional work you can do with a macbook pro that you can't do with any other laptop built in the last five years. Build quality on any professional laptop is going to be better than a mac. You're literally paying to signal that you are progressive.

3000 wot. You can get a Mac for like 800.

The base model retina is like 1100 - 1200.

>two clocks
>neither of which can be seen in the dark

Use hackintosh if your ThinkPad can dual OS. Using something your professor most likely uses makes your life easier.

Studies show you only absorb 2% of the information when you type your notes.

You can increase your efficiency by 98% by using pen and paper and save 3k on the Mac.

Why would your professor be using your computer?

Turn 360 degrees and walk right out.
Shit like that is a sign the class will be shit.
Drop it and sign up for Something else

>I can't think of any professional work you can do with a macbook pro that you can't do with any other laptop built in the last five years.
Probably because you don't have a job, though.

>going full blue pill instead of getting rid of the jewishry of proprietary software

>be me
>walk into class everyday
>all of the normies have a pen and paper
>one autist has a 20lb AlienWare

A terabyte PCIe SSD? You know the drive alone would cost $800 by yourself right? I don't believe you.
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Most of the kids in those classes are dweebs. I show up with a loose fitting hoodie and shove those little fucks into the lockers. I try not to reveal my power level.

i have a thinkpad t410
solid laptop but it has been getting hot
just bought a new fan and some arctic silver
that should fix it

i ran into the same problem with an older model thinkpad (t43p - basically the last one from IBM before it switched to Lenovo)

Chromebook master race reporting in