The /orville/ general

Rob Lowe edition.

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I love how diverse and progressive Orville is

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Exactly.

All the jokes about his character will be about how handsome he is, as always with this meme actor

>Alara Kitan is played by Halston Sage
>Sage was born and raised in Los Angeles, California.[3][4][5] She has a younger brother and a younger sister.[6] She is Jewish.[7][8]

Best girl is Jewish. How will Sup Forumstards recover?

Fresh NYCC interview.

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This looks to me like he's going to maybe come back for another episode. This prosthetic looks different than the pilot, and doesn't have the jizz-squirters above his eyes.

I see what you're trying. I see your scheme laid bar,e like a bowl of soup with no noodles...

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just saw the ep. cringey as fuck.

Yeah, the new Star Trek is terrible. You should give Orville a shot.

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Jewesses make the best women. Everyone knows this.

BRAAAAAAAAAAP

I thought his blue jizz came out of the ridges.

How can she be ((())) if she's blonde IRL?

It does, but look:

Capt. Mercer got a new ship model in his office.

From the pilot:

because Jews are white

From this week:

Sup Forumstards will never understand The Orville

Looks like the same, just flipped. The rock on his desk is new though

Are you blind? Look at the things on the back.

Why is the blob so lewd? Is this racism?

the ship is flipped, nothing else.

Did anyone watch that weird "Ghost Hunters" style show he did with his sons?

Did it pan out as serious or a joke by the end?

I just watched the first episode. Why didn't the samurai armor disappear when seth's friend left the holo-chamber?

OBSESSED

People laughed at the concept, and then ended up really liking the show. Entertainment (or was it tv guide) jeered themselves for dismissing the show out of hand.

Have your eyes checked. I only say this out of concern.

wow this has to be one of the worst interviews I have ever seen.

>you're the only white woman I've found attractive

GRAYSON BTFO

I tell you that guy is a real jerk

>angled down on one side
>flip it
>angled up
GEE WILLIKERS BATMAN
Listen, I get it - lighting can be very confusing but please, cease.

Yaphit has Patrician taste in waifus.

You are a fucking retard.

On the top, one of the outer nacelles is the longest.
On the bottom, the middle one is the longest.
How do you do that with flipping?

Is the captain's wife going to sleep with Rob Lowe?

nah, shit, you're right.
I fucked it

>still not obvious enough for the moron

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is Dr Finn /bestgirl/?

It's the lack of racemixing.

Where was Sup Forums when Jews saved the white race?

Checked.

>mfw the episode directed by Frakes is the one where the captain gets laid

sounds about right
reminder: Patrick stewart is the reason the next generation had titties and action.

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>Orville is more progressive and diverese and STD
>didnt have to make a big deal about it or have it as its only selling point
>characthers are actually likable and not just a token

WHO WOULDA HAVE THUNK

>Orville is more progressive and diverese and STD
than STD*
i suck

yes

This scene bugged me. The ginger lost his leg from the knee down, this prop is from the hip down

Yes we are all aware of this autism.

Consider the following:
The leg was cut off just above the knee for the Malloy gag to work the way it did.

The prop leg was a whole leg to make the gag of Alara throwing it over her shoulder work.

That's all there is to it.

Huh, I didn't even think of that, but now that you've mentioned it, yeah, that's pretty annoying. Very lazy.

see

Or is the seeds of the overarching plot. IT'S SOMEONE ELSE'S LEG!

>isaac went on a leg amputation rampage
good plot

I've thought about this a lot. yes it's bad but I think it was the result of some impromptu directorial work by Frakes. He probably thought up the leg drop joke on the set, and that's the only prop they had handy at the studio.
Good joke though

Orville jumped the shark with the time travel shit

So this show is basically a blatant shameless Star Trek rip-off, right? It's exactly the same thing with a few epic stoner jokes in it that are not at all offensive.

(You)

>isaac went on a leg amputation rampage

Give us an example of one "epic stoner joke."

Not him, but time travel is literally magic in science fiction

Basically, yes. A casual, shittier looking version.

Yeah, aside from a couple truly awful jokes here and there, it is pretty comfy.
If this were an official trek, I'd consider it one of the best first seasons ever.

is this better for you sweetiepie?

>aside from a truly awful jokes here and there
How many times have you seen Data being used as a glorified can opener in Season 1 on account of his superior strength? The writing is complete dogshit.

>shapes and colors make all the difference
Are you still in kindergarten?

much better than the one with the green bars

>It's exactly the same thing
>If this were an official trek, I'd consider it one of the best first seasons ever.

I thought this was a parody joke show like Galaxy Quest.

What the fuck, guys? I thought this show was a meme but it is genuinely good. Way better than STD.

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It truly is.

How many episodes have you faggots watched?

All 5 of them. The underage stronggirl is asked to open a jar of pickles every episode. Last episode I've heard more yo momma jokes in 1 minute during a supposed interrogation scene than the last year combined, even Liam Neeson couldn't save that episode from that point.

Then there's the fact that the entire show is riddled with inconsistencies, four of them just in the most recent episode.

It's cheap, casual, low production value garbage.

t. CBS

welcome to the club
it's star trek for people who like star trek
maybe cbs will learn and make season 2 of STD good

He was the character that Kelly slept with in the first episode wasn't he?

Is Isaac supposed to look like a guy in a suit to parody old timey sci-fi? Or does he look like a guy in suit because the budget is low? OR is Isaac's race so technologically advanced that their robotics look like dudes in suits?

The change is good, the extra long fin looks 'alien'

Just started watching the first couple of episodes, did I miss something?

>underage stronggirl

>23 years old in story, actress 24

Did she shake his dick?

did you catch the alien that his wife was fucking?

Yep.

first is the pilot most likely shot way before the rest of the show so some aesthetic changes were made

She doesn't look a single day beyond 15. The ridges that make her basically look like the klingon version of a pixie don't help either. Neither does her complete inability to act out anything than being insecure about anyone and everything.

>what is a pilot episode

Is this your first time watching a tv show?

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They definitely use Data to open doors, move shit, and search his memory banks for information to solve situations at the last second.

They use data to sort out 'control chips' in the Naked Now (episode 2) and use his strength to hold up a Ferengi in the fourth episode.

Data is mostly used as a glorified Google. Also Yar used him as a sex robot in The Naked Now as well.

Yes, occasionally, maybe every 10 episodes. So far they used her 5/5 episodes, like it's the only thing she's good for. Bortus didn't do anything worthwhile ever since he proved to be a misogynistic cunt by performing a sex change operation on his newborn.

This entire fucking show is shallow as a puddle, and some deluded morons pretend it's an ocean.

Never forget.

Considering him enough of a person to have sex with is not "using" him.

Not true. She's also good for making things cuter.

Due to her virginal, barely pubescent look. Sure.

You just unironically used the word "mysoginistic" and you expect people to believe you know shit about absolutely anything at all?

Anyone have that Star Trek fans walking with STD and looking back at The Orville image?

They are a race who pretend they don't have females, and when they do, they "fix" them. It's the correct definition, brainlet.