Perfect Aragorn for the inevitable Lord of The Ring remake. Post other characters

Perfect Aragorn for the inevitable Lord of The Ring remake. Post other characters.

Perfect Frodo

Samwell

Sauron

>Gets crowned KANG in the end

Subtle OP, real subtle

Sorry sweeties, but wh*tes are only going to play goblins.

are you ready for the next legolas?

Farmer Maggot

idris elba as idris elba

Bill burr as aragorn, nia is arwen

elves

Oh my god please make this happen.

If this guy is aragorn this movie is confirmed to be a multimillion dollars cinematic shitpost.

would play the Strider very well.

I don't care dude, i have zero plans to buy tickets to see remakes, it doesn't of what they are.

I just wanna see holywood crash and burn.

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Idris as Gandalf

>the somalian look

i`m sorry but what wuld be the point of
even attempting to remake this master piece
inb4 - hurr durr culturally enrinched memes
no but seriously... like the trilogy got everything on point (the atmosphere, the music, the cgi, the casting, etc etc ) minus couple of plot holes here and there , what would be the point of even attempting to remake this when it will always pale in comparison to the original... there`s no way of beating the original just no way especially if they go ahead without peter jackson who captured everything up to scratch

omg... you are like SO racist! The movies are bigoted! Theres no diversity! They need to be remade right away! Its 2017 for gosh sake!

return of the KANGZ

How can you look at this thing and think we're all the same.

>Sup Forums gets itself triggered by an imaginary racial recasting of an imaginary reboot they made up
why am i not surprised

i never visisted Sup Forums and i`m cool with this thread

t. Reddit
Barkhad is /ourguy/

bongs are so awkward holy shit

>anti-Sup Forums gets himself triggered by a meme thread because someone had the temerity poke fun at somalians
why am i not surprised

Perfect mommy galadriel

Loved his cameo in Blade Runner.

He wrecked that white pussy up, am I right.

God niggers sure are ugly.

i'm not triggered, but he was legit good in captain phillips so whatever

christ, that's a real actor? why are his teeth so bad?

na senpai gtfo
the guy looks like one of those caricatures of your stereotypical le criminal face

Have you ever seen a naked person before? Anime characters and phothopped movie posters are pretty far off from how human beings are shaped, user. Just look in a mirror and see how lumpy and unappealing you really are

he grew up in somalia, so i imagine proper dental care wasn't really a priority when he was a kid

That's not Oprah.

he was too busy wiping goat shit off of his balls to worry about his teeth.

I still believe Barkhad was robbed of his oscar

dis ma nigga thanks fo defending a brotha

robbed of his oscar? you mean there was another somalian in the running?

>implying he's Colombian

No, Jared Leto was and literally no one remembers him from Dallas Buyers Club.

I smiled when he showed up in Blade Runner.

dis ma nigga them crackkkes did want da BLACK man to win

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Lord of The Rangz's diverse ensemble cast (Idris Elba, Barkhad Abdi, Kendrick Lamar, Don Cheadle, Jamie Foxx) send Gandalf (Zach Galifanakis) to take his eagles to deliver the ring while they travel back to their hood to smoke weed and engage in hijinks in this summer's raunchy hip-hop musical romp.

LMFAO

Galadriel.

>jews
>white

Biebs has a huge cock, niggers btfo

He's good at playing lowly criminal scum from Africa

I fucking love how all good characters in LOTR are white and most bad characters are brown.
However, they should remake the movie someday and make it closer to the book, I'm guessing you never read the books because the movies go way off course at parts and it's fucking annoying if you loved the books
They could easily turn it into a 6 or 12 part movie series, that would be epic

If you don't find that sheboon equally as attractive as pic related, it's because of white racist patriarchal beauty standards forced on society.

>minus couple of plot holes here and there
confirmed for never read the books
Movies are way off from the books most of the time which means the whole movies are basically a giant plot hole

Sadly if they remade it, in this day and age or in the grim looking future it would be up it's ass in diversity and degeneracy
There's that faggot nigger from Star Wars unironically saying lord of the rings should have a black Aragorn making mulatto children with Arwen, and leftists take him seriously

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Is LoTR the HP of the alt-right?

Lord of the rings starring idris Elba

Pretty much, the movie is basically white nationalists having a race war against brown monsters that want to take over the world

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Why do Trump supporters spread so much propaganda and vile racist filth here? Get a life
A little bit of diversity wouldn't take a way from the story and it's literally racist to act like it would be a bad thing by default

>(((dailygondor)))

That's how racists choose to interpret Tolkien's vision but that's just your simple stupid delusional mind self inserting your race into the story

>Thorin (((Goldchest)))

All the humans where white though. Have you even read the books m8?

There actually is darker skinned men but they were bad guys though Samwise wondered to himself if they were truly evil and if they had a family or something like that
and for some reason in the movies (extended edition I think) Faramir says what Sam was thinking in the books

should be called lord of the chainz

that literally never happens in any version of the movies

ive seen them all

Tolkien joined the National Front in his later years when he saw Britain being invaded by third worlders.

Damn, Idris Elba looks like *THAT*??

Books:
It was Sam's first view of a battle of Men against Men, and he did not like it much. He was glad that he could not see the dead face. He wondered what the man's name was and where he came from; and if he was really evil of heart, or what lies or threats had led him on the long march from his home; and if he would not really rather have stayed there in peace-all in a flash of thought which was quickly driven from his mind.
Movie:
"The enemy? His sense of duty was no less than yours, I deem. You wonder what his name is, where he came from. And if he was really evil at heart. What lies or threats led him on this long march from home. If he would not rather have stayed there in peace. War will make corpses of us all."
Now in the extended edition of the Two Towers Faramir says this right? But in the books is the quote different? and isnt it said by Sam? Someone please help clear this up for me!

You're fucking retarded. I hate people like you with a passion. You talk like you know shit but you're a low IQ brainlet and you fucking try to argue with me on Sup Forums all the time with your brainlet shit
I literally want you to die in pain for making this world a shittier place

>Now in the extended edition of the Two Towers Faramir says this right? But in the books is the quote different? and isnt it said by Sam? Someone please help clear this up for me!
I was copy and pasting something. ignore the part I quoted in this message it wasn't meant to be pasted

is there any reason to dislike this guy other than hes Somalian? I can understand the hate for boyega because hes a very mediocre actor and every time he goes vocal about something he just oozes unlikability but ive never heard anything from this guy other than his role in captain Philips and he was pretty good.

you mean interpreting Peter Jacksons vision
literally presenting a story of whites coming together to defeat hordes of shitskins and sandniggers on baots that are trying to ruin psuedo-europe and the jew nosed saruman that is that betrays and shitstirs the situation with the secret kabal that is sauron behind him

I... i recocknize this bulge

>thinks orcs are good

source: your ass

His teeth and gums.

Does he live in Germany now? I think I saw him a dozen times in the last twoo weeks.

>it's a Sup Forums is envious of a minority's actor's success thread

>not Rihanna

YYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS

>Series where the heroes are beings of multiple different races, different cultures, and living is comparative peace with nature who set aside their differences and join together by their own free will to resit a nearly monolithic group which destroys nature and whose primary goal to see the extermination of the other races with it’s organized military force.
> Alt-Right tries to identify with the former and not the latter

>it's a liberal whitey jumping at the chance to worship people for being brown episode