Hahahahahahahahaha

hahahahahahahahaha
can you imagine?
hahahahahahahahaha

kill me

Just get a hooker

Beg some sluts online such as craigslist to fuck you. Tell them you have large cock and then when she finds out its small peeny you are already in person and she might just fuck you anyway

Thrusting a hole for 5mins won't take away your emptiness

t. virgin

maybe if you're gay

>tfw 25
>never even touched a female

>.> ahem

Jesus christ dude what's wrong with you

at least he KISSED A GIRL BEFORE

i'm almost 30 and i never even kissed a girl

Except it will

Im 38

Yeah for like a minute when you're all light headed and then it'll be like closing a tab on a porn vid business as usual

he is crippled with social anxiety, self esteem issues, unnattractive, small cock a doodle, and not enough postiive experiences with females to build on

I am pretty much still going through this as well. trying to be not so hedonistic and try to build social abilities

Same here mate I can't even talk to them anymore I'm a broken man.

Getting laid will make you a more likable person. Dudes who don't get pussy are neurotic.

26 here, never dated or kissed either

He's not wrong though, if OP is such a helpless failure that he's a virgin past 30 then fucking something really isn't gonna fix anything at taht point

Made me feel better. If you've never experienced it I can't expect you to know the feeling

It never gets easier than your teen years, user. Bros and over-zealous friends of other girls will help facilitate at that point...

Have someone help you build a dating profile online. You're going to have to trial and error this motherfucker for a bit.

Lol. Why are whites so pathetic

Except you're next to a naked girl in a great mood rather than in your dimly lit bedroom all by yourself and going back to shitposting on Sup Forums

same
i've never even so much as asked one out
i'm 19 and i know it's only gonna get worse from here

>white people

fucking jews, man.

i dont think ive ever had eye contact with a woman

*over-zealous females

true. which is why masturbation and pocket pussies are so unfulfilling.

sex is mostly psychological/emotional. it also usually lasts more than 5 minutes, even if you only penetrate her for that long. foreplay and afterglow can be better than sex itself.

stop being a bitter virign. have sex with other men if you have to.

>It never gets easier than your teen years, user.
why are you telling me this?
to make me feel worse?

You're 19. You don't get to wallow in self-pity. I'm 23 and know for a fact that I will die a virgin.

Hookers don't count.

to wake you up

>dating profile online
More pathetic than staying a virgin.

>tfw 29 and in the same boat

i guess i stopped giving a fuck and im just surviving at this point.

Lol why are whites so pathetic

it's too late for a wake up call desu

>u never had sex, must be pathetic
what a ridiculous conclusion

No, just to tell you that it's still possible while not sugar-coating the reality. People in their twenties and thirties, both male and female, have been fucked around by shitheads and the reality of adult relationships. They are just more guarded. Actual effort is required. If it's worth it to you, then you have to try...

It's like any other adult venture. Study up and get to it, user.

>not swearing off women to focus on getting rich

Honestly just hire a prostitute if its that big of a deal to you. Get it out your system

If no woman will fuck you, there's something wrong with you. That's basic reality.

It isn't. I've had some great experiences with some worth-while women. Beats hanging out at some club like a thirsty asshole.

>hire a prostitue
>just want so badly to have enough money for them to keep coming back every few days to fuck you
>possibly even fall in love/big crush on one of them
hahahaha......This FUCKING sucks, man

I don't want to put effort in fucking women at my age
I'm not motivated at all and don't really care my man

Prostitutes don't fucking count. If anything they just make you feel even more lonely. "Just get a hooker" is the cliche normie answer.

>not having sex at least once in 40 years
l
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XD

>i dont own a car
>just rent one for 2 days
doesnt work that way

so?
no need to bully

Girls only like outgoing and muscular guys.

Alright. No one's forcing you. However, if you're lamenting your pending wizard-hood, then you have to be proactive.

If you're fine with it, then why are you bringing it up in the first place? Seems to be sticking in your craw a bit, user.

Mr. blunt dude can you elebarote on exactly what would be wrong with you? maybe it can help me to unwrong myself

because I'm lonely and I want so attention from my favorite website

if we are talking about actual sex with actual human beans then how can you tell me they dont count?

You don't have to be muscular, you don't have to be outgoing, you just have to not be socially retarded and try.

Nothing, I was responding to that dude who had the problem.

Because prostitutes would fuck anyone. There's no accomplishment at all.

This is false.

- Don't be a total slob
- Have actually interesting things to say
- Be realistic (i.e. - don't aim for a model if you aren't rich, super attractive or super charismatic.)

>tfw so ugly women are disgusted when you even try to talk to them

>Have actually interesting things to say

why not just tell me to have a sportscar made of gold?

>5 minutes

Hahahahahahahahahaa

getting a hooker requires me to talk to another person IRL beyond small talk or work

not workable tbqhwy

yeah but WHAT would be wrong with him?

Confidence, dress style, grooming, hygiene, attitude, social skills, any number of things.

I get it. Sincerely. There are ways to combat that loneliness is all I mean... And they require substantial effort. It's not impossible nor is it up to some magical intervention.

It's that old cliche: Timing +preparation = luck

Not only that, but it doesn't count toward virginity loss. Plus any worthwhile hooker will need personal information (often employment info) in order to make an appointment. It's not worth giving away sensitive info like that, only to get blackmailed.

just get them drunk jeez, alcohoL's a hell of a drug.

even in the movie he had girls in bed, he just never actually did it because of 'coincidences'.

>Plus any worthwhile hooker will need personal information (often employment info) in order to make an appointment

what the fuck, this isn't true

is it?

the reputable sites where you pay to be a member and give your employment info aren't going to blackmail you. they'd lose all their richer customers.

you know that is wrong user. Enough with the metaphors.

diff user here, so is it really going to happen for me? getting with a girl feels like an impossible video game that I cant progress in

What metaphor? I'm guessing you've never looked at escorts online. Nearly all of them require some verification.

as i get older ive come to the realization that all i have to do is try...but i dont want to try. id honestly rather try at something else.

the only thing that bothers me at this late stage is the judgment of others which i still care entirely too much about.

Right. The more you actually interact with humans, the more well-rounded you are. Thus, allowing for more interesting future interactions... This shit isn't rocket science.

the part about the virginity and sex you keep trying to preach about

>kissing an escort

That's disgusting.

>being able to invite a woman for a drink

where do i find humans who aren't coworkers?

Just lie about it faggot. No one's going to fact check you.

i want normals to leave NOW

Escorts aren't a good way to be intimate if you're a virgin. Most people would agree. If it were a good way, I'd have seen one a long time ago.

just go to a place where most of the girls are already drunk, search for a moderately chubby lonely girl, buy her a drink, get drunk with her and ask her to go elsewhere. It's not hard at all, that's how I scored my first, literally can be done with the lowest social skills. trust me, I know.

just fake it till you make it bro lol xD

of course, you dont even get enough time to really bond. But it is a way to lose your virginity and have sex

>this is the master race

outside. if you have friends, your friend circle. if you dont you will have to pick up a group hobby and talk to people and slowly make friends and go from there. maybe supplement with going out to bars or clubs and trying your luck. alone though this is very difficult.

faking it is even more stressful and anxiety inducing, i have to constantly monitor my behavior to make sure it lines up with the persona im putting on instead just ""being myself""" whatever that means. it's not worth it. having a conversation with a person turns into performance art instead of just flowing naturally.

>with the lowest social skills
>having any measurable social skills
reeeeeeeeeeee

Don't know, man. What have you got to lose in trying? I've had some humiliating experiences in my life and I've also had some really triumphant ones. It's all trial and error. Know your assets and learn to accentuate them.

well i don't have any friends or acquaintances, and i don't have any hobbies. i also don't want to go to bars and clubs, that sounds anxiety inducing.

maybe i'll join antifa or something.

This find an ugly fattie that would fuck you and start talking to her. Show interest, give attention. Lower your standards and slowly rise them over time. But you need to go out, create opportunities to meet new people and shit.

antifa girls only go for hipster commie chads

I highly recommend seeing a psychologist. I'm seeing one now and I'm not even a virgin


I just have a hard time talking to girls. Especially approaching them.


I've only been to two sessions but my mindset is changing already

are you seeing a man or a woman? would seeing a woman help?

>see a psychologist
>have to talk to them

nah im good, i'll just shitpost on the internet till i die

hey, i can be a hipster commie, that doesn't sound very hard.

DON'T DATE COWORKERS! I was a hotel manager for a long time. I had no time for dating. MY coworkers were my only real world interaction. I dated a bunch and it worked out like 10% percent of the time. The rest resulted in more drama than it was worth. Make friends with the coworkers. Go out with them. Have them help you while your out... much better scenario.

>started balding at 18
>overheard 2 grils talking about me
>one said "eww im not inviting that baldie"
>get scarred for life
>alsmot 30 yo virgin soon

FUCKING WOMEN

I'm seeing a woman but only because she specialized in anxiety for young adults. Though I will admit it helps that she's a woman too


She's relatively cute too though.she works in a building with a literal 9/10 psych though.

Nice way to get shot.

Its really not that bad user. you have someone you can talk to and vent to. It takes a lot of things out of your system and they can even help you improve your life. At least having someone to talk to each week is great and makes you feel less lonely.

Well, none of my coworkers like me anyway so that isn't a problem.

Also, in my job I mostly work alone.

I feel your pain. Not bald but I'm 5'5" and once in high school I heard a convo with two girls who said they'd never date someone under 6'


Depresses me knowing most girls write me off before I even talk to them

>6/10 looks
>big dick
>god tier hair genetics
>toned body type
>but born a manlet
Even petite girls prefer giant boys.