Another British telly and nostalgia thread

Another British telly and nostalgia thread

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Hey Sexy Pants

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Lads did there used to be a show, a nature documentary, hosted by a lady with the Austin Powers theme as the main theme? Does anybody remember this?

Reminder that you will never be a child millionaire

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>We're going to go in the mothership guys.
>Never return.

Did anyone on that show ever get big?

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You are now aware that pippin is long dead, just like your childhood innocence

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watch this after school, 5pm every weekday.
If I re-watched this again I don't think I would care for it, not that I can. it seems to be lost to time.

I think I would find the amount of time for each topic small. not to mention the whole feel of these shows have a what we would call now click-bait approach to them.

I do remember a 'sob' story who had to sell her virginity to pay her student loans. She was a lesbian in a relationship so I guess it would depend on how you would count virginity for a start.
In the Uk you can get student loans from the government that you only pay back when you can, so she must've went for a higher Uni .Richard was outraged that she was 'forced' to do this. I don't mind this but It's not exactly a tragedy.

That's another thing they take the 'normie' opinions of the popular culture. You might it blue-pill if you want to got here.

a great idea for kids tv show, it ended after they talked about finding an inter-stellar cruiser. I was disappointed but what was I expecting.

>ywn use Bernard's Watch to do all sorts of pubescent filth

>As my old man used to say; "Son, you gay?"
Best one.

What girl got the best feet in the uk?

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was i a faggot for enjoying this?

>be 15

OI user, WHAT'S THE MOST YOU'VE EVER DONE WITH A GIRL?

>tfw you can trace back your time stop fantasies to this show

Bernard you prick, you weren't using it right.

They did a reboot in like 2006 and it turned out that when Bernard abused the watch it stopped working and caused him all sorts or problems until he eventually got everyone to forgive him and it started working again

The watch had a built-in morality check ,so using it to rape and steal would have just broken it

There was an episode of Bernard's Watch where he lent it to his cousin, and he warned her to never use it while raining because when she resumed time after walking through those raindrops, she would instantly drown.

I always wondered whether the science checked out on that. Never forgotten it because it was so dark.

>you will never stop time and grope the girls in your class

Based Rik

>be 15
>"hey why are you still a virgin?"

Opinion on The Night Manager?

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Me three lads.

Just remembered I probably spent a year rubbing my dick before I actually figured it out. That was scary.

Still never had a wet dream.

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>I always wondered whether the science checked out on that
I doubt it, how does that even make sense?

I used to call it (to myself) a 'boner cringe' before I knew the word orgasm

kiss and dry hump while her friend stood awkwardly around the corner waiting for us

Used to have fantasies about that all the time m8, only with teachers (went to all boys school)

Used to have a temporary headmaster who was the spitting image of him. He was a right cunt too.

>tfw first person to finger a girl in my class, news got out pretty quick and I was a right player
>still a virgin at 25, two GFs later

Kill me

kino

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this one has to be my favorite

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absolutely nothing. same now at 20.

those kill joy post men would probably stop you.
then again I don't remember how they dealt with rogues.

there was also an episode will dirty den, he got the watch. Time stopped and bernard was suddenly tied to a log that was about to be sawed in half.

I find it fuuny imagining Den stopping time, and then carrying Bernad all the way to a saw mill, and then back again after.

I don't get how that drowning thing works, you might collect rain on you but I don't see it engulfing or choking you.

>be 20
>at a restaurant 1 week ago with around 6 others
>one fresher mentions they've been in a relationship for 3 years, and is going to try and keep it going throughout university
>girl beside me asks (on behalf of the group) what's the longest relationship I've had
I've not had a girlfriend, I'm a virgin, haven't pulled someone in almost a year, and am no closer to changing any of that.
It's much worse than being 15.

Don't think so but the more I think about this, the more I can see how you could be drowned this way

>Still never had a wet dream
Same actually.

The first time I fingered a girl it was outside and quite dark. When I looked at my hand in the light a little later I realised it was covered in blood

fucking hell, this kino got removed for increasingly adult themes or something like that

OI user, YOU EVER HAD A GIRLFRIEND?

>y-y-yeah she w-went to another school

>Still never had a wet dream.
The only reason I wank if to try and stop myself having wet dreams. I don't even get much enjoyment out of it, I just do it to stop me needing to change my sheets.

Christ, I've just remembered I asked my mate if he'd had a formative gay experience whilst on Ecstasy last time.

Fucking hell.

Great little show, nice locations too.

>boner cringe

That really tickled me

Genuinely surprised he didn't have more people beating the shit out of him. Like two of them don't even try and approach him.

Where were you?

I was part of a friend circle containing 5 lads and 2 girls and or of them actually started dating a lad from another school

She had us meet him once and it was just uncomfortable.

>two GFs later
How?

>tfw i actually did have girlfriend who went to a different school

Wanking over Janine at the time lad.

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the second lad on this one tried

FFS Janine!

I would have totally split her in two tho, dunno what she looks like now but back then, fuck lads!

rad on milkshake, channel 5. Used to watch that religiously when I went though a skater phase. Found some old episodes on youtube and couldn't stop cringing.

Anyone remember that trend of girls wearing those super tight school trousers? My school banned them in the end. Tossers.

How did he become trapped?

Why you fucking lying for

15 is year 10 after your birthday and year 11 before your birthday

In that period I had fingered a girl and had a blowjob.

But I didn't have my first kiss until 18 and didn't lose my virginity until 20.

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>tfw left school before the yoga pants trend started

he said it was while you were running.
So heavy breathing while hitting an increasingly large wall of water.

Drowning in a traditional sense might be a bit much, but choking because of an unexpectantly huge amount of water suddenly hitting your lungs, isn't too far fetched.

i thought he was there willingly
wasnt he just the caretaker?

I can get you Barry off Eastenders

Aha, I remember she had those girl-style boxers on and a load of pubes.

I could only get one finger in, I thought she was moaning in excitement but it was actually because she was going to be sick lol.

I still don't like "humourous" underwear to this day, with shit like Cheeky Monkey or British Beef on them

>milkshake, channel 5

That is some next level wank, user

>bear in the big blue house
>xena and shit

fuck

remember absurdly small school ties

>caretaker

>yeah mate totally lost my virginity in Majorca, summer romance lol

Fridge or Freezer?

>tfw 20 and haven't had my first kiss yet.
pls kill me

Yeah, never understood that business

>memories are better
(or something like that)
never trust a whore
me too. I liked skater culture, imagined being a teenager in californa. unironicaly listened to Sum 41. it looked like a fun life style.
I thought it might have something to do with collecting water but since time isn't stopped for the user then wouldn't they notice water building up.

First one I was about 16, both virgins and she wanted it to "be special" so we spent about eight months fooling about but never got to fourth base. Then she told me she loved me and I freaked out and we split up not long after.

Other one kind of similar except she wasn't a virgin.

can't say I was complaining at those tight flared trousers girls at school used to wear circa 05. There was always the slutty chav ones whose thong was showing too.

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Rachel is genuinely fucking cute at times

>tfw you still have a fetish for schoolgirls and you're 28

help

But then some of the middle-of-road girls started doing it too. Thank you based science lab stools for the great wank bank material.

Yeah one episode the girls go on a hen do, make it to a strip club and they make the main chick get onstage and strip slapping her ass on the way up
Bizarre for a kids show

I remember there was this show about teens on Channel 4, I think they used to show it right before the epic 47 hour long Hollyoaks omnibus on weekends back in the early 2000s. Anyway, I can't remember it's name or really what it was about. All I remember of it was the main character happening across another character while she was dressed up in like 17th century clothes: big skirt, corsett, etc in the woods, squatting down taking a piss. I think I got my piss fetish from that desu.

perfectly normal, evident by the huge amount of porn catering for it

Same. Worst part is I've always felt it would be in the "next stage" of my developing life and that's nearly over.
>mixed primary
>other guys and girls do it but not me
>that's OK I guess, still plenty of time
>all boys secondary
>loads of guys have GFs, none for me
>that's OK cause in year 4 we do a play with a neighbouring girls school
>year 4 comes and goes, make no new female friends
>school ends
>other people have lost their virginity
>no worries, college is just around the corner
>in final year now and barely any female friends

am i missing something? telling someone you love them isn't a big deal. i've told girls i love them when i haven't even known them for a week.

I have no idea what you're on about, but the fucking Hollyoaks omnibus assisted with any a hungover weekend

the tribe?

>am i missing something? telling someone you love them isn't a big deal. i've told girls i love them when i haven't even known them for a week.

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Congratulations, you're literally a rapist

Great show

i'm still a virgin though.

>virgin and a rapist
tough break

Why were you telling girls you loved them except to get sex?

Why did it get axe'd? To make room for more reality trash BBC Three were doing at the time?

Favourite couple? Trevor and Little Mo

could have been
some of those look familiar
if it wasn't that show it was on at the same time, late 90s/early 00s

didnt it turn out the bald guy was a serial rapist
good show though

>Ywn again have people tell you a girl likes you and then get one of your friends to ask her out for you and then never really talk to each other but write each others names on your arms in class and maybe get a peck on the lips

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This show continues to deliver, even nowadays

Pretty much. There were a few promising shows at that time that were cancelled to make way for shit. And the guy that killed BBC3 fucked off to Sky, and never had to live with the consequences.

Pure nostalgia boys.

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hah bull fucking shit. this generation are prudes compared to previous ones. they did coke and then railed each other in the back of vans, all kids do nowadays is send each other pictures of their tits